The dr0kn think tank, at work. I hate posting HUGE BLOCK OF IRC TEXT but science > than all.
[12:59] <@GUS> fart poop
[13:43] <+fart> poop fart
[14:00] <@GUS> farts that poop out other farts
[14:20] <+fart> wjat if you put a fart and a pussy fart into the hadron collider and collided them
[14:21] <@GUS> then
[14:21] <@GUS> hmm
[14:21] <@GUS> i am thinking they'd actually merge and not collide
[14:21] <@GUS> the more the fartclouds hit each other with each pass around the ring
[14:21] <@GUS> the molecules kind of bond
[14:21] <@GUST> so you have a fartqueef after that
[14:21] <@GUS> in one singular cloud
[14:27] <+fart> lol
[15:08] <DaveCoulier> Some kind of end-of-the-world fart scientist.
[15:08] <DaveCoulier> THE CLOUDS
[15:08] <DaveCoulier> THEY'RE... THEY'RE.. MERGING!
[15:11] <@GUS> Definitely a mad scientist.
[15:13] <DaveCoulier> Rectal climatologist.
[15:14] <@GUS> there's an idea
[15:15] <@GUS> harness the power of farts to negatively affect the climate of an area before sieging it
[15:16] <DaveCoulier> Well I just meant a guy that studied a farts impact on the climate.
[15:17] <@GUS> Yes, but one who does such a thing could use his knowledge to manipulate the climate itself using said farts.
[15:17] <DaveCoulier> I'd hope a rectal climatologist would have more sense than that.
[15:17] <@GUS> suddenly, a muggy cloud envelops the area, and it chokes everyone
[15:17] <@GUS> thick and heavy, it sinks low to the ground
[15:17] <DaveCoulier> Rectal climatology is a serious profession.
[15:17] <@GUS> it is!
Be very afraid.
At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.