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Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-03 04:57:20 Reply

The dr0kn think tank, at work. I hate posting HUGE BLOCK OF IRC TEXT but science > than all.

[12:59] <@GUS> fart poop
[13:43] <+fart> poop fart
[14:00] <@GUS> farts that poop out other farts
[14:20] <+fart> wjat if you put a fart and a pussy fart into the hadron collider and collided them
[14:21] <@GUS> then
[14:21] <@GUS> hmm
[14:21] <@GUS> i am thinking they'd actually merge and not collide
[14:21] <@GUS> the more the fartclouds hit each other with each pass around the ring
[14:21] <@GUS> the molecules kind of bond
[14:21] <@GUST> so you have a fartqueef after that
[14:21] <@GUS> in one singular cloud
[14:27] <+fart> lol
[15:08] <DaveCoulier> Some kind of end-of-the-world fart scientist.
[15:08] <DaveCoulier> THE CLOUDS
[15:08] <DaveCoulier> THEY'RE... THEY'RE.. MERGING!
[15:11] <@GUS> Definitely a mad scientist.
[15:13] <DaveCoulier> Rectal climatologist.
[15:14] <@GUS> there's an idea
[15:15] <@GUS> harness the power of farts to negatively affect the climate of an area before sieging it
[15:16] <DaveCoulier> Well I just meant a guy that studied a farts impact on the climate.
[15:17] <@GUS> Yes, but one who does such a thing could use his knowledge to manipulate the climate itself using said farts.
[15:17] <DaveCoulier> I'd hope a rectal climatologist would have more sense than that.
[15:17] <@GUS> suddenly, a muggy cloud envelops the area, and it chokes everyone
[15:17] <@GUS> thick and heavy, it sinks low to the ground
[15:17] <DaveCoulier> Rectal climatology is a serious profession.
[15:17] <@GUS> it is!

Be very afraid.


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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-03 06:45:12 Reply

Lol, that was rather amusing.

In other news, did you get the translation of those Russian lyrics that I posted in your thread?


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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-03 06:47:55 Reply

Nevermind that, I went back and checked, I'm a dumbass.

Anything that has to do with asses is srs bsns by the way.

It's your glory hole you're talking about.


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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-03 07:00:44 Reply

... we really need to work together as a species to improve the weather for the future. Rectal weather. It's serious buisness indeed.

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-03 07:05:46 Reply

...the fuck?


It's impossible to use the bathroom in Denton's house, as not even his toilet paper takes shit from anyone.

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-03 07:26:56 Reply

There... THERE MERGING!
I loled.


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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-03 07:28:42 Reply

I'm not quite high enough to appreciate this.


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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-03 12:19:45 Reply

What did you get your major in?

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 13:30:38 Reply

i was going to get mad that you changed my irc name, but i forgot you can't really post my irc name here because of some ridiculous no-swearing rule or something. pretty stupid if you ask me, then again, this is a website for children.

protip: it's a very offensive word for homosexual black people, in all capitals, and it's 12 letters long.

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 13:32:57 Reply

At 12/3/10 04:57 AM, altr wrote: [15:17] <DaveCoulier> I'd hope a rectal climatologist would have more sense than that.

lold so hard.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 13:49:55 Reply

Stranger: hey
You: fart poop
Stranger: queef piss
You: THE CLOUDS
You: THEY'RE.. THEY'RE MOVING
Stranger: no
Stranger: that's an illusion
You: WAHT THE FU- BOOO
You: M
Stranger: it's actually the univers that's moving around the clouds
You: Illusions are not real
You: Illusions are just... illusions.
You: asdfdsa.
You: FUCKING REPLY
You: :"""(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I replicated parts of the conversation.

hai guise did i win yet?

too hipster for a sig

oh wait

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 13:53:32 Reply

At 12/4/10 01:49 PM, PostApocalypticLife wrote: Stranger: hey
You: fart poop
Stranger: queef piss
You: THE CLOUDS
You: THEY'RE.. THEY'RE MOVING
Stranger: no
Stranger: that's an illusion
You: WAHT THE FU- BOOO
You: M
Stranger: it's actually the univers that's moving around the clouds
You: Illusions are not real
You: Illusions are just... illusions.
You: asdfdsa.
You: FUCKING REPLY
You: :"""(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I replicated parts of the conversation.

hai guise did i win yet?

Unfortunately, you have not won. In fact, you have lost more than anyone who has ever lost has lost before in the history of time. Also, did the previous sentence make sense? Seriously, I lose track about half way through.


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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 13:57:16 Reply

At 12/4/10 01:49 PM, PostApocalypticLife wrote: I replicated parts of the conversation.

hai guise did i win yet?

sigh........just...sigh...........

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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 15:11:02 Reply

todays forecast fartly cloudy

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 15:26:34 Reply

mother of god, you are incredibly pathetic, and i recommend you find a comfortable way to kill yourself and stop tainting the gene pool.

in fact, 99% of people affiliated with this website need to die to preserve the intellect of the upper echelons of humanity, so that the next several generations are not polluted with half-ape vine swinging simian scum such as the buffoon I am replying to.

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 15:32:02 Reply

At 12/4/10 03:26 PM, The-Real-Thin-H-Line wrote: stuff

god damn it i cant even edit my post? this website sure is a piece of shit. i was addressing PostApocalypticLife in that previous tirade and i failed to quote his miserable omegle quips.

yes, that's right you. your blatant overuse and parroting of ancient memes combined with your social awkwardness and necessity to fit into a community which spurned your desire to copy the OP's conversation, as utterly retarded as it might be, deems you and YOU ALONE as a dim-witted numbskull that is worthy of a swift death, you piss drinking savage.

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 15:33:42 Reply

What did I just read?


Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 15:58:44 Reply

That's just not cost-effective guys.


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Response to Rectal Climatology!! 2010-12-04 22:48:04 Reply

At 12/4/10 03:58 PM, poxpower wrote: That's just not cost-effective guys.

That's what everyone says until the cloud starts wafting into town.

Right about then any funding of rectal climatology becomes very damn cost-effective.


The point is... Don't lose your dinosaur.

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