Happy Hanukkah

[Shauna]

I know barely any of you are Jewish, but I am. And for the other Jewish folk like BatDan or TooCool100, happy hanukkah. My first present (in my case, I got two) are pretty typical. Jew gold chocolate and See's Candy lollipops that are orgasmic.

[HighWay]

I love being Jewish!

[kittehg0d]

YAY another jewish person :D

[TheSouthernTower]

I'm not jewish, but Shalam anyway.

[SymbolCymbal]

i look jewish

[Garage]

IT'S MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU!

Just kidding, Happy Hanukkah!

For those idiots out there, I am parodying people who act hostile towards others who greet them with friendly phrases that are religion specific.

[AlphaCentauri]

When I was young, I was always angered at how the Jews got gifts before I did on Christmas. Must be the root of my Antisemitism.

No just kidding, I love Jews, Happy Hanukkah!

[kittehg0d]

At 12/1/10 09:45 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: When I was young, I was always angered at how the Jews got gifts before I did on Christmas. Must be the root of my Antisemitism.

No just kidding, I love Jews, Happy Hanukkah!

Sometime its before xmas and sometimes its after xmas :D

[XenonMonkey]

Someone threw a bag of chocolate coins at me today.

Shit was so cash.

[Shauna]

At 12/1/10 09:44 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: i look jewish

Come to the dark side. We have money made outta chocolate.

[Toocool100]

when i was a kid.. my parents would only spend 25 dollars for hannukah. this would be spread out over 8 days. One day i got an eraser, an eraser.. i cried that night. True story

[BatDan]

I'm going to post for the first time in over a year for a friend. Happy Hanukkah everyone.

Now to log out again.

[homsarrunner3]

At 12/1/10 09:53 PM, Toocool100 wrote: when i was a kid.. my parents would only spend 25 dollars for hannukah.

*uses all willpower to not make rascist, hateful and uncalled for comment*

[Shauna]

At 12/1/10 09:56 PM, BatDan wrote:

Now to log out again.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3

[kittehg0d]

1st day over soon how was the first day of Hanukkah for you all :D

[TehSlapHappy]

I'm Jewish.

Sup.

[Addict]

I use Menorahs to coax little boy's into my rundown apartment

[Genocide]

I look jewish, but am actually not at all jewish.

Is this ironic?

[WizMystery]

Hey guys.

Lol.

[Cootie]

I am not jewish, but I like your hats.

[SouthAsian]

My radio station was playing what they called "Jew rock day" to commemorate the holiday.It was nice,I would like to wish a happy safe and joyous Holiday to all you who sprang forth from Abrahams loins!

[lawlmaster]

I want one of those 7 headed candle holder things(forgot the name) but I want the heads to be of biblical characters, and I want it to be a dildo.

[Bladezguy]

Happy Hanukah to you too I'm jewish too lol I bet we're the only jews on newgrounds.

[NinjaDiabetic]

Scientology. I have Tom cruise....

[explodingbunnies]

At 12/2/10 08:35 PM, Cootie wrote: I am not jewish, but I like your hats.

Don't tell anyone, but they're secretly frisbees.

[Crimson-Nightmare]

I saw the governator dancing with a bunch of rabbis this morning.
no really, i did.

[The-Great-One]

I am part Jewish.

So I too wish you Happy Hanukkah in return.

[Dosensuppen]

Merry Christmas!

Happy Hanukkah!

Something Kwanzaa!

[Crimson-Nightmare]

At 12/2/10 09:28 PM, Narcissy wrote: Merry Christmas!

Happy Hanukkah!

Something Kwanzaa!

kwazzy kwanza

[NewgroundsLock]

Yes!, Happy Hanukkah!, You know that there is 7 nights until Hanukkah ends!, And also Christmas is coming up!