Public internet porn surfers!
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Never did I think thee type of people exist...except for today.
Alright so I was doing my weekly liquor run like I always do, but today I decided to take in the fresh air and too a longer walking route. So here I am minding my own business when I suddenly heard a loud moan. It suddenly got quieter and heard those typical shitty porn dialogues that most pornos have, and I looked around for the source of the sound. My discovery led me to a young kid sitting in a metal shipping container outside a place that has wireless internet. As I looked into the container I noticed he had a headset on BUT the earphone plug was NOT all the way in the headphone jack.
I quickly yelled "WHAT THE FUCK ARE DOING!?" I scared him so bad he dropped his laptop and I noticed for a few seconds that the little fucker was actually watching porn. He then grab it and pushed me out of they way and bolted down the alley holding his pants so they would not fall.
Now my question to you. Why can't people wait to get home surf for porn?
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He might not have internet service at home or his parents probably forbid porn and monitor his PC.
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sounds like a future psychopath...
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I used to go to porn sites with my friends in public places when were 13 and younger! It was forbidden, so that's why we'd do it. I once went to meatspin in a supermarket, lmao my mates had to convince me I wasn't going to prison for something like that afterwards.
Being 12, good tiems!
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At 11/29/10 09:47 AM, Lorkas wrote: I used to go to porn sites with my friends in public places when were 13 and younger! It was forbidden, so that's why we'd do it. I once went to meatspin in a supermarket, lmao my mates had to convince me I wasn't going to prison for something like that afterwards.
Being 12, good tiems!
in Lithuania you probably can go to jail for that :P
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At 11/29/10 09:41 AM, phsychopath wrote: He might not have internet service at home or his parents probably forbid porn and monitor his PC.
Sorry about your laptop buddy :/
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Haha, I caught the shopkeeper nearby my school doing this. At least it was under the table, though.
I told him to keep the change.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister
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Ahahahaha! Poor kid... his parents probably have filtered his home internet.
In other news, my college has filtered out Newgrounds and everything else as "PORN!" and now I have to go to the fast food place down the road to get my interwebs. Gay.
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You should've squirted a whole bottle of lotion into his face/laptop.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
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Some people like to fap in public places.
Did yo just lost The GAME ?
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At 11/29/10 09:45 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: sounds like a future psychopath...
Exac
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At 11/29/10 11:43 AM, Quicksmasher96 wrote:At 11/29/10 09:45 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: sounds like a future psychopath...Exac
The irony is that I have masturbated in public.
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At 11/29/10 11:47 AM, phsychopath wrote:At 11/29/10 11:43 AM, Quicksmasher96 wrote:The irony is that I have masturbated in public.At 11/29/10 09:45 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: sounds like a future psychopath...Exac
I saw a cougar masturbating once.
In a zoo
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At 11/29/10 11:48 AM, Quicksmasher96 wrote:At 11/29/10 11:47 AM, phsychopath wrote:I saw a cougar masturbating once.At 11/29/10 11:43 AM, Quicksmasher96 wrote:The irony is that I have masturbated in public.At 11/29/10 09:45 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: sounds like a future psychopath...Exac
In a zoo
How was that?
