Seriously, i don't get what is wrong with me. In the past few weeks I've been experiencing a lot of gas and discomfort in the stomach. I'm farting every few minutes somehow and the smell is horrible. I'm constantly having to run to the bathroom and spend ten minutes clutching my stomach. I seriously don't get what is wrong with my digestive system.
I don't get it. I seriously don't. I've been eating my vegetables, and having a healthy meal almost all the time. I'm not fat; I'm a little slim, and I'm short for my age (I'm actually the second shortest in the class), I always drink plenty of water and I get plenty of sleep.
So, NG, what is wrong with me?
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It could be a bug in your stomach. You should go to the doctors about it...
At 11/28/10 07:13 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: Its a little thing called pubarty...
Puberty means changes in the body to become an adult. Puberty is not passing a lot of gas and bowel movements.
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Try drinking pro-biotic drinks to help the bacteria in your gut.
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At 11/28/10 07:13 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: Its a little thing called pubarty...
Obviously you have not experienced this "little thing".
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At 11/28/10 07:14 PM, k6ka wrote:At 11/28/10 07:13 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: Its a little thing called pubarty...Puberty means changes in the body to become an adult. Puberty is not passing a lot of gas and bowel movements.
Your body is changing from hormones made from your dick. When your body changes other stuff in it has to aswell. Maybe you are unique and your guts are changing while you are awake.Your digestion tracts might freak out so they fart trying to change your ass hole by making it bigger. (By pushing the gas out) Now of course this is bullshit but who knows
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Maybe too many veggies? Stuff like broccoli can really tear some people up.
Also, if it started around Thanksgiving, it could be that the shitton of food you stuffed in your face is disagreeing with your gut.
Take some Phazyme, and blow it out your ass.
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At 11/28/10 07:13 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: Its a little thing called pubarty...
When somebody can't spell puberty, it's usually a pretty good sign they haven't hit it yet.
Tummy flu
Or a development of food intollerance (like lactose,...)
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How should we know? That's a question for your doctor.
Did you drink to much milk?Thats what happens to me.My body cant digest it properly.But it seems to only be milk.
At 11/28/10 07:21 PM, Genocide wrote:At 11/28/10 07:13 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: Its a little thing called pubarty...When somebody can't spell puberty, it's usually a pretty good sign they haven't hit it yet.
I am in a dark room. A and E are very close man.
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At 11/28/10 07:17 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: Your body is changing from hormones made from your dick.
Because that's where hormones are made, right?
At 11/28/10 07:32 PM, OneGunn wrote:At 11/28/10 07:17 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: Your body is changing from hormones made from your dick.Because that's where hormones are made, right?
Some are from your balls.... Throwing that out there.
OP, go find this. Your mom probably has some in the medicine cabinet.
It'll stop the upset stomach, and cramps, at least for now.
At 11/28/10 07:32 PM, OneGunn wrote:At 11/28/10 07:17 PM, NinjaDiabetic wrote: Your body is changing from hormones made from your dick.Because that's where hormones are made, right?
The ones from puberty
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Take a laxative, derp. You're probably constipated. I was for a whole summer, and I kept puking etc. We finally realized I had a giant "U" in my stomach, comprised of shit. Wasn't a pretty sight.
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That happened to me when i ate an entire canister of crispy fried onions. It'll go away.
At 11/28/10 07:35 PM, AgroNurse wrote: OP, go find this. Your mom probably has some in the medicine cabinet.
It'll stop the upset stomach, and cramps, at least for now.
Seriously? I checked the medicine cabinet and there was none. My mom has heard of that but she doesn't believe in it.
At 11/28/10 08:34 PM, k6ka wrote:At 11/28/10 07:35 PM, AgroNurse wrote: OP, go find this. Your mom probably has some in the medicine cabinet.Seriously? I checked the medicine cabinet and there was none. My mom has heard of that but she doesn't believe in it.
It'll stop the upset stomach, and cramps, at least for now.
It's good stuff.
What else do you have in there that says anything about stomachs on it?
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