If you're talking about my level icon, I'm pretty lucky. Not as lucky as Gagsy, though. She has a chainsaw.
If you're talking about the thing to my real life left, my pecker would be a pretty lousy weapon. What would I do? If I tried to shove it down a zombies throat to suffocate them, I would just get infected myself. Cumming on them wouldn't help, unless I found a way to set my cum on fire. It still wouldn't be an effective way to kill any zombies, because of how time consuming it would be to get myself to cum while staring at a walking corpse. I'm also pretty sure it would be challenging to set my piss on fire, considering it's mostly water. Then again, i could find a way to pee acid.