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Response to The object to your left Nov. 28th, 2010 @ 06:00 PM Reply

A bass guitar. Could inflict some damage, I suppose.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 28th, 2010 @ 06:03 PM Reply

A spear and an African staff. How does this help?


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 28th, 2010 @ 06:03 PM Reply

If you're talking about my level icon, I'm pretty lucky. Not as lucky as Gagsy, though. She has a chainsaw.
If you're talking about the thing to my real life left, my pecker would be a pretty lousy weapon. What would I do? If I tried to shove it down a zombies throat to suffocate them, I would just get infected myself. Cumming on them wouldn't help, unless I found a way to set my cum on fire. It still wouldn't be an effective way to kill any zombies, because of how time consuming it would be to get myself to cum while staring at a walking corpse. I'm also pretty sure it would be challenging to set my piss on fire, considering it's mostly water. Then again, i could find a way to pee acid.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 28th, 2010 @ 06:10 PM Reply

A screwdriver. I'm screwed.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 07:46 AM Reply

A door.

...................................

Let's do this.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 07:50 AM Reply

my keys?
maybe I could poke the eyes of the zombies out and hope the can't see me running away.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 07:52 AM Reply

A portable phone.

Awesome.

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 07:52 AM Reply

What the hell am I supposed to do with a pair of pants? Make the zombie wear it?

Pants of doom, go! Destroy that zombie with your uber godly powers!

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 07:56 AM Reply

At 11/29/10 07:52 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: A portable phone.

Awesome.

You could use the electromagnetic radiation to kill all the zombies. Well, so these health hippies would have you believe.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 07:59 AM Reply

$21

Am I supposed to bribe the zombies, or what?


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 08:32 AM Reply

The Laundry room door.

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 08:38 AM Reply

Fuck my life!

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 08:54 AM Reply

A rocket propelled chainsaw launcher, right to the left of my chair!
Well that's lucky.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 10:15 AM Reply

A glass of Orange Juice?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 10:24 AM Reply

Screwdriver? Stanley knife? or Pencil.

Sharp...sharp...pencil.
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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 10:26 AM Reply

Half a paper towel. Fuck.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 10:28 AM Reply

A bowl of ote meal.

im god.

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 10:30 AM Reply

Believe it or not, it's a 1/2" Drive Ratchet I have next to one of my speakers. It belongs in my tool kit, I don't know why it's here but it's awesome given the occasion.

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 10:31 AM Reply

My huge electromotor? Cool, with just a little work I can make it into an electrical chainsaw. With the nuclear reactor powering my room, I don't have to worry about local power being fucked up. All I gotta do is make sure they don't chew over the power cable!


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 10:37 AM Reply

Good thing I strategically placed a guitar there in case a thread like this showed up. The power of rock can save this world; maybe they'll be some beat agents in the future that can help me accomplish this goal.

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 10:49 AM Reply

a black man


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 11:01 AM Reply

Two empty McCoys chip packets.

Flame grilled steak and cheese and onion for those who care.

I am sooooo fucked...


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 11:09 AM Reply

A motorcycle attached with chainsaws and a flamethrower, but the gas runs on laughing gas, and when the laughing gas runs out, it falls out and explodes, and the motorcycle includes a rack of SPAS-12's and a seat warmer, to keep me warm while I'm killing zombies.


I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 11:12 AM Reply

A group of radiology students.

I suppose I could throw them at the zombies to throw down the advance, but I think's that's about as useful as they get. :<


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 11:19 AM Reply

At 11/29/10 10:23 AM, HayBayBee wrote:
At 11/29/10 10:15 AM, Lollipoper wrote: A glass of Orange Juice?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Throw the juice in their face, and bash their heads in with the glass.

The glass is freaking plastic. Plus there is a huge chance I'm going to get infected so I'm just gonna drink it up for Vitamin C and run for it!

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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 12:05 PM Reply

At 11/29/10 11:53 AM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: The fat, furry dude? That won't do..
He can't even keep his butt clean..

Think of the cat as a zombie starter.

You throw him into the mass then run while they eat him.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 12:15 PM Reply

tv remote..I WILLKILL YOU WITH MY RECORDED TV SHOWS


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 12:24 PM Reply

The thing on my left is a mug I just drank out of. You guys have no chance.


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Response to The object to your left Nov. 29th, 2010 @ 12:26 PM Reply

At 11/29/10 12:24 PM, Mechabloby wrote: The thing on my left is a mug I just drank out of. You guys have no chance.

If I wanted a mug I'd just ask to borrow your face.


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