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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-28 18:10:12 Reply

A screwdriver. I'm screwed.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 07:46:42 Reply

A door.

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Let's do this.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 07:50:21 Reply

my keys?
maybe I could poke the eyes of the zombies out and hope the can't see me running away.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 07:52:28 Reply

A portable phone.

Awesome.

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 07:52:59 Reply

What the hell am I supposed to do with a pair of pants? Make the zombie wear it?

Pants of doom, go! Destroy that zombie with your uber godly powers!

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 07:56:59 Reply

At 11/29/10 07:52 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: A portable phone.

Awesome.

You could use the electromagnetic radiation to kill all the zombies. Well, so these health hippies would have you believe.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 07:59:13 Reply

$21

Am I supposed to bribe the zombies, or what?


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 08:32:28 Reply

The Laundry room door.

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 08:38:40 Reply

Fuck my life!

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 08:54:25 Reply

A rocket propelled chainsaw launcher, right to the left of my chair!
Well that's lucky.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 10:15:31 Reply

A glass of Orange Juice?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 10:24:40 Reply

Screwdriver? Stanley knife? or Pencil.

Sharp...sharp...pencil.
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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 10:26:26 Reply

Half a paper towel. Fuck.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 10:28:22 Reply

A bowl of ote meal.

im god.

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 10:30:42 Reply

Believe it or not, it's a 1/2" Drive Ratchet I have next to one of my speakers. It belongs in my tool kit, I don't know why it's here but it's awesome given the occasion.

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 10:31:05 Reply

My huge electromotor? Cool, with just a little work I can make it into an electrical chainsaw. With the nuclear reactor powering my room, I don't have to worry about local power being fucked up. All I gotta do is make sure they don't chew over the power cable!


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 10:37:56 Reply

Good thing I strategically placed a guitar there in case a thread like this showed up. The power of rock can save this world; maybe they'll be some beat agents in the future that can help me accomplish this goal.

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 10:49:17 Reply

a black man


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 11:01:18 Reply

Two empty McCoys chip packets.

Flame grilled steak and cheese and onion for those who care.

I am sooooo fucked...


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 11:09:49 Reply

A motorcycle attached with chainsaws and a flamethrower, but the gas runs on laughing gas, and when the laughing gas runs out, it falls out and explodes, and the motorcycle includes a rack of SPAS-12's and a seat warmer, to keep me warm while I'm killing zombies.


I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 11:12:53 Reply

A group of radiology students.

I suppose I could throw them at the zombies to throw down the advance, but I think's that's about as useful as they get. :<


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 11:19:49 Reply

At 11/29/10 10:23 AM, HayBayBee wrote:
At 11/29/10 10:15 AM, Lollipoper wrote: A glass of Orange Juice?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Throw the juice in their face, and bash their heads in with the glass.

The glass is freaking plastic. Plus there is a huge chance I'm going to get infected so I'm just gonna drink it up for Vitamin C and run for it!

Run Forrest, Run!
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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 12:05:22 Reply

At 11/29/10 11:53 AM, Dr4GonFLy wrote: The fat, furry dude? That won't do..
He can't even keep his butt clean..

Think of the cat as a zombie starter.

You throw him into the mass then run while they eat him.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 12:15:46 Reply

tv remote..I WILLKILL YOU WITH MY RECORDED TV SHOWS


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 12:24:40 Reply

The thing on my left is a mug I just drank out of. You guys have no chance.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 12:26:00 Reply

At 11/29/10 12:24 PM, Mechabloby wrote: The thing on my left is a mug I just drank out of. You guys have no chance.

If I wanted a mug I'd just ask to borrow your face.


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 12:44:30 Reply

My girlfriend is the object to the left.

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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 12:47:11 Reply

My co-worker's Mac D:


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Response to The object to your left 2010-11-29 12:49:38 Reply

A box of Wheat Thins?

Son of a bitch...


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