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My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:36 PM Reply

I have wicked Diarrhea and it burns like a motherfucker. I also hate having to wipe my ass with sandpaper.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:37 PM Reply

The tip is not to use sandpaper.

Use glasspaper instead.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:38 PM Reply

Taking a shower is easier than spending hours wping y aknow.

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:38 PM Reply

My ass hurts also


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:39 PM Reply

hey where did my sandpa-
MOTHER FUCKER DONT USE MY SANDPAPER ON YOUR ASS!


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:39 PM Reply

And we had to know this why...


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:43 PM Reply

At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.

Use glasspaper instead.

Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:44 PM Reply

At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.

Use glasspaper instead.
Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.

So thats why I've never fully gotten rid of the remains.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:52 PM Reply

At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.

Use glasspaper instead.
Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.

Razor paper is the new hot thing.

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:54 PM Reply

At 11/23/10 10:52 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.

Use glasspaper instead.
Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.
Razor paper is the new hot thing.

No, that takes all the hair off. It gets itchy as hell when it grows back.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 10:55 PM Reply

At 11/23/10 10:38 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Taking a shower is easier than spending hours wping y aknow.

Then you have poo-poo running down the back of your legs.

:<


At 11/22/10 06:51 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
: I put my finger up my bum and it smelt of poo
: bad sign?

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:02 PM Reply

I'm sure that's not why your butt hurts.

now get back in the van

Can you feel it mister Krabs?

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:49 PM Reply

It's from all the gay sex. EVERYBODY uses sandpaper, and we never have problems.

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:55 PM Reply

At 11/23/10 10:54 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:52 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

You guys are all wrong, you have to use this.

My Ass Hurts.

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 12:10 AM Reply

I'll make it Sore for you baby


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 12:16 AM Reply

You know when you have diarrhea, and it just doesn't stop? Like, you fart a big one and all this water splurts out your ass, but it doesn't stop leaking out? That's what I have. It sucks pretty badly.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 12:27 AM Reply

I hate when that happens at work, feels bad man.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 12:30 AM Reply

At 11/23/10 11:55 PM, alucard048 wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:54 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:52 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:
At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
You guys are all wrong, you have to use this.

To really get the details there is nothing better than this:

My Ass Hurts.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 02:47 AM Reply

Think. Did you sit on anything radioactive lately?

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 02:48 AM Reply

At 11/24/10 12:10 AM, Shabbo wrote: I'll make it Sore for you baby

Hey boy come and get mah booty!


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 03:04 AM Reply

I don't use sandpaper. Sandpaper is for wusses.
One should use aluminum foil. Leaves you rear shiny.
Printing paper is a cheap alternative. Though, it's hard to avoid paper cuts. Especially when you can't see what you're wiping.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 03:08 AM Reply

What your feeling is "Raw Asshole" which comes from crapping too many times in a short period of time to the point where even the fluffiest of toilet paper feels like pouring hot sauce into your rectum.
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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 07:00 AM Reply

You're just out of practice.

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 07:01 AM Reply

Put some ass cream on your ass?

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 07:03 AM Reply

At 11/23/10 10:39 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: And we had to know this why...

I love it when someone doesn't get the joke.


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 09:09 AM Reply

At 11/24/10 07:01 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Put some ass cream in your ass?

Oh my god!


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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 09:12 AM Reply

Well... has anyone of you been to a doctor in meantime?

You never learn, you just suck.

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 09:15 AM Reply

At 11/24/10 12:30 AM, TMdrummer wrote:
To really get the details there is nothing better than this:

I use a chainsaw!!!!!

I needed alot of surgey, I posted pictures on Goatse.cx NSFW!!!!
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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 09:15 AM Reply

At 11/23/10 10:36 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I have wicked Diarrhea and it burns like a motherfucker. I also hate having to wipe my ass with sandpaper.

Did Freddie Mercury's ghost put it in your pooper?

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Response to My Ass Hurts. Nov. 24th, 2010 @ 09:46 AM Reply

This post gave me a boner.


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