I have wicked Diarrhea and it burns like a motherfucker. I also hate having to wipe my ass with sandpaper.
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The tip is not to use sandpaper.
Use glasspaper instead.
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Taking a shower is easier than spending hours wping y aknow.
hey where did my sandpa-
MOTHER FUCKER DONT USE MY SANDPAPER ON YOUR ASS!
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At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.
Use glasspaper instead.
Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.
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At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.
Use glasspaper instead.
So thats why I've never fully gotten rid of the remains.
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At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.
Use glasspaper instead.
Razor paper is the new hot thing.
At 11/23/10 10:52 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:Razor paper is the new hot thing.At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.
Use glasspaper instead.
No, that takes all the hair off. It gets itchy as hell when it grows back.
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At 11/23/10 10:38 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Taking a shower is easier than spending hours wping y aknow.
Then you have poo-poo running down the back of your legs.
:<
At 11/22/10 06:51 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
: I put my finger up my bum and it smelt of poo
: bad sign?
I'm sure that's not why your butt hurts.
now get back in the van
Ｃａｎ ｙｏｕ ｆｅｅｌ ｉｔ ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｋｒａｂｓ？
It's from all the gay sex. EVERYBODY uses sandpaper, and we never have problems.
At 11/23/10 10:54 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:52 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
You guys are all wrong, you have to use this.
You know when you have diarrhea, and it just doesn't stop? Like, you fart a big one and all this water splurts out your ass, but it doesn't stop leaking out? That's what I have. It sucks pretty badly.
I hate when that happens at work, feels bad man.
At 11/23/10 11:55 PM, alucard048 wrote:At 11/23/10 10:54 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:You guys are all wrong, you have to use this.At 11/23/10 10:52 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
To really get the details there is nothing better than this:
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Think. Did you sit on anything radioactive lately?
At 11/24/10 12:10 AM, Shabbo wrote: I'll make it Sore for you baby
Hey boy come and get mah booty!
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I don't use sandpaper. Sandpaper is for wusses.
One should use aluminum foil. Leaves you rear shiny.
Printing paper is a cheap alternative. Though, it's hard to avoid paper cuts. Especially when you can't see what you're wiping.
Everyone has a sig... Except me. :(
What your feeling is "Raw Asshole" which comes from crapping too many times in a short period of time to the point where even the fluffiest of toilet paper feels like pouring hot sauce into your rectum.
Knowledge is power!
At 11/23/10 10:39 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: And we had to know this why...
I love it when someone doesn't get the joke.
At 11/24/10 07:01 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Put some ass cream in your ass?
Oh my god!
Well... has anyone of you been to a doctor in meantime?
You never learn, you just suck.
At 11/24/10 12:30 AM, TMdrummer wrote:
To really get the details there is nothing better than this:
I use a chainsaw!!!!!
I needed alot of surgey, I posted pictures on Goatse.cx NSFW!!!!
At 11/23/10 10:36 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I have wicked Diarrhea and it burns like a motherfucker. I also hate having to wipe my ass with sandpaper.
Did Freddie Mercury's ghost put it in your pooper?
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