I have wicked Diarrhea and it burns like a motherfucker. I also hate having to wipe my ass with sandpaper.
My Ass Hurts.
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The tip is not to use sandpaper.
Use glasspaper instead.
Taking a shower is easier than spending hours wping y aknow.
hey where did my sandpa-
MOTHER FUCKER DONT USE MY SANDPAPER ON YOUR ASS!
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At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.
Use glasspaper instead.
So thats why I've never fully gotten rid of the remains.
At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: The tip is not to use sandpaper.Dumbass. You're supposed to use thumb-tack paper.
Use glasspaper instead.
Razor paper is the new hot thing.
At 11/23/10 10:38 PM, CAN-OF-SPAM wrote: Taking a shower is easier than spending hours wping y aknow.
Then you have poo-poo running down the back of your legs.
:<
At 11/22/10 06:51 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
: I put my finger up my bum and it smelt of poo
: bad sign?
At 11/23/10 10:54 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:52 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
You guys are all wrong, you have to use this.
You know when you have diarrhea, and it just doesn't stop? Like, you fart a big one and all this water splurts out your ass, but it doesn't stop leaking out? That's what I have. It sucks pretty badly.
At 11/23/10 11:55 PM, alucard048 wrote:At 11/23/10 10:54 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:You guys are all wrong, you have to use this.At 11/23/10 10:52 PM, TheBellmaker wrote:At 11/23/10 10:43 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:At 11/23/10 10:37 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
To really get the details there is nothing better than this:
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
At 11/24/10 12:10 AM, Shabbo wrote: I'll make it Sore for you baby
Hey boy come and get mah booty!
I don't use sandpaper. Sandpaper is for wusses.
One should use aluminum foil. Leaves you rear shiny.
Printing paper is a cheap alternative. Though, it's hard to avoid paper cuts. Especially when you can't see what you're wiping.
Everyone has a sig... Except me. :(
What your feeling is "Raw Asshole" which comes from crapping too many times in a short period of time to the point where even the fluffiest of toilet paper feels like pouring hot sauce into your rectum.
Knowledge is power!
At 11/23/10 10:39 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: And we had to know this why...
I love it when someone doesn't get the joke.
At 11/24/10 07:01 AM, BenwaHakubi wrote: Put some ass cream in your ass?
Oh my god!
Well... has anyone of you been to a doctor in meantime?
You never learn, you just suck.
At 11/23/10 10:36 PM, smeagol1 wrote: I have wicked Diarrhea and it burns like a motherfucker. I also hate having to wipe my ass with sandpaper.
Did Freddie Mercury's ghost put it in your pooper?
Oww!
Leather Seats in a Mercedes hurts!
My ass feels numb!
oh wait is is...
NEED A VOICE ACTOR?! YOU GOT ONE RIGHT HERE SWEETIE ;)
"let's throw the babies into the air and catch them with our bayonets, whoever catches the most wins!"
You're living in Haiti man? SORRY I HAD TO MAKE THIS JOKE.
Insert signature here.
Try getting naked and standing at the PC, instead of sitting. It makes it feel a lot better. Helps me, anyways.
brains.
