Apple is like North Korea

[Notsomebeans]

Apple doesn't let anyone know about anything going on in apple
North Korea doesnt let anyone know what is happening inside North korea

Apple tells everyone to love them and hate everyone else using advertising
North Korea uses propoganda to indoctrinate children.

Apple looks tries to make it look good on the outside, but the inside is shit.
North korea tries to make it look good on the outside, but the inside is shit.

Apple is ruled by one man with total control
North korea is ruled by one man (who looks like a grandmother) with total control

[Ragnarokia]

Apple is successful
North Korea is...oh wait

[tox]

:O ho ly FUC!!!

[Viktor]

Apple is a computer factory.
America wishes North Korea was a computer factory.

[Notsomebeans]

Oh, and

Apple only accepts apps they like
North korea destroys anything they dont like

[SpaceWhale]

At 11/23/10 08:01 PM, Notsomebeans wrote: Apple doesn't let anyone know about anything going on in apple
North Korea doesnt let anyone know what is happening inside North korea

Hey, that's not tr- um....

Apple tells everyone to love them and hate everyone else using advertising
North Korea uses propoganda to indoctrinate children.

but I'm SURE that's no... oh wait..

Apple looks tries to make it look good on the outside, but the inside is shit.
North korea tries to make it look good on the outside, but the inside is shit.

THAT cannot be true ei... oh...

Apple is ruled by one man with total control
North korea is ruled by one man (who looks like a grandmother) with total control

THIS is so stupid it's not.... ugh... false...

[6r0undZ3r0]

At 11/23/10 08:02 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Apple is successful
North Korea is...oh wait

I laughed pretty hard.

[Gagsy]

" "North Korea Attacks South Korea"

Bad news: World War III in the making.

Good news: New Call Of Duty in the making. "

[Gobblemeister]

Oh, I thought you meant the fruit

[r1XX0r]

So is there some new "Apple thread quota" that the BBS is supposed to fill every once in a while, or what?

[SadisticAI]

Wait.... this is somehow correct...

[Jolly]

At 11/23/10 08:01 PM, Notsomebeans wrote: Apple doesn't let anyone know about anything going on in apple
North Korea doesnt let anyone know what is happening inside North korea

That explains the conferences they have months, sometimes years, before they release a product.

Apple tells everyone to love them and hate everyone else using advertising
North Korea uses propoganda to indoctrinate children.

Totally explains why you can duel boot any OS on Macs, and why it has the Windows Logo on Boot camp.

Apple looks tries to make it look good on the outside, but the inside is shit.
North korea tries to make it look good on the outside, but the inside is shit.

Macs aren't bad, you're an idiot for thinking they are when you most likely haven't used one.

Apple is ruled by one man with total control
North korea is ruled by one man (who looks like a grandmother) with total control

Apple is ruled by several people and you're an idiot for thinking differently

[Gateau]

Read both pages. I will never buy an apple product again.

[Gateau]

It parsed out my link :o. http://bit.ly/9eofdV

[Chdonga]

At 11/23/10 08:07 PM, Gagsy wrote: " "North Korea Attacks South Korea"

Bad news: World War III in the making.

Good news: New Call Of Duty in the making. "

That's not good news.

[TheThirdSix]

seconded.

[Razz]

Does it kill skinny sunburned asian fishermen too?

[Urban-Champion]

Apple sells their products.
North Korea doesn't.

Fucking facists

[NinjaDiabetic]

At 11/23/10 09:12 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Apple sells their products.
North Korea doesn't.

Fucking facists

zing

[Viktor]

HEY, They both launched missles at their enemy today!

[Grammar-Nazi]

Itt: Apple fanboys