The Best Yo' Momma jokes of 2010.

[Wii-The-People]

What do you think are the best of this year?
I laughed my ass off when I heard "Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book."

Don' be hatin' on these jokes, yo.

[Ass-Crumb]

i'm not even kidding when i ask this, but are you fucking 11 or something?

[Thunderghost]

Yo momma is so fat, that she can eat 10 buckets of ice cream in one hour.

[yonokowhat]

Your momma such a women shes your mother......

[Wunderbar]

None.

[Wii-The-People]

At 11/22/10 06:01 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: i'm not even kidding when i ask this, but are you fucking 11 or something?

So I'm guessing nobody can laugh at this funny joke?
Jesus Christ, if you don't have anything to contribute, don't post.

[bruce3]

Yo momma is so fat the only difference between her and a horse is one is a 300 pound animal and the other is yo momma

[SpaceWhale]

Yo mama's so fat, she got high cholesterol and died of a heart attack.

WOOOOOooooooOOOOoooo

[Coop5245]

Yo' momma so stupid she didn't have the abortion

[Wii-The-People]

two more; Yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car, and Yo momma so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

[NinjaDiabetic]

you momma so stupid she had sex without your dad wearing a condom thus making you

[NerdLiife]

Yo Momma so ugly, she makes your dad looks sexually active.

SSSSS-ooooooooh.

[Ass-Crumb]

At 11/22/10 06:03 PM, Wii-The-People wrote:

At 11/22/10 06:01 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: i'm not even kidding when i ask this, but are you fucking 11 or something?

So I'm guessing nobody can laugh at this funny joke?
Jesus Christ, if you don't have anything to contribute, don't post.

funny joke? yeah, that joke may have been kind of funny when i first heard it back in like 2005 or so (also: I was 11 at the time) but since then i've heard your shitty little 'joke' millions of times. if you're going to make a topic that promotes shitty, old material that died out years ago you might as well start it off with something mildly original, because as it stands i have a really hard time believing you aren't 11.

[Wii-The-People]

At 11/22/10 06:09 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote:

funny joke? yeah, that joke may have been kind of funny when i first heard it back in like 2005 or so (also: I was 11 at the time) but since then i've heard your shitty little 'joke' millions of times.

But if you don't like it, then why'd you bring it up so you can start this flame battle?

Really, express your feelings on something to either a family member/friend or write it down in a journal, or something like that.

[Viktor]

Yo mama's so ugly, she's your grandma.

[yonokowhat]

At 11/22/10 06:17 PM, iBliss wrote: Yo mama's so ugly, she's your grandma.

grandmas vagina +blue waffle= OOOOOO LORDY!

[Lemmiwinks91]

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales came to the shore and started singing 'We are family'.

[Dookeymuffin]

Are these guys for real?

[SpaceWhale]

At 11/22/10 06:43 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: Yo momma's so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales came to the shore and started singing 'We are family'.

Silly boy, whales can't go on shore, let alone sing.

[Ass-Crumb]

At 11/22/10 06:15 PM, Wii-The-People wrote: But if you don't like it, then why'd you bring it up so you can start this flame battle?

What? you just said it yourself. I don't fucking like it, I'm not just going to fucking ignore you and act like a fucking pussy about it. Here's a suggestion for you: why don't you come up with your own fucking material?

Really, express your feelings on something to either a family member/friend or write it down in a journal, or something like that.

Why, honestly, would I ever do that? Here's one: why don't you just ignore me and then complain about this to your fucking diary? you are literally the dumbest asshole I have ever met, please stay off the bbs now and forever, seriously.

[Dookeymuffin]

Someone help! D: These people are scaring me! Quit your incessant bitching.

[PsilocybinShroom]

Yo momma jokes are the stupidest and oldest fucking things ever invented.

Now go ahead and rip on me for saying it, but it's true.

[jonathanfis]

Yo Mamas so fat that Her 911 is to Kfc

[The-Great-One]

Holy shit! It's like I'm back in the years 2000-2002.

[Auz]

I think we've all seen enough of these yo momma threads by now.