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Honestly I don't see anything amusing about them.

You guys all sound like that zombie kid Johnathon.

What the fuck is with you people and these walking soup mixes?

They're so fucking awesome!!!!

They're the best for advertising your band in nature.

Turtles are awesome.

The picture below is unrelated, as it is technically not a picture of a turtle.

At 11/22/10 11:38 PM, JonBro wrote: Turtles are awesome.

The picture below is unrelated, as it is technically not a picture of a turtle.

Well, if they were real, I would think they'd be closely related to turtles, so yeah. They're probably relatives of turtles.

I'm more of a tortoise kind of guy meself.

At 11/22/10 11:44 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: I'm more of a tortoise kind of guy meself.

Technically speaking, tortoises are a kind of turtle, so you are a turtle person. Zing!

ALSO 1000TH POST FUCK YEAH

I like turdahls.

Turtles taste good.

I really want some now...
for my soup

At 11/23/10 12:18 AM, zooos wrote: I really want some now...
for my soup

You would eat this little guy?

At 11/23/10 01:34 AM, ComradeMolotov wrote:

At 11/23/10 12:18 AM, zooos wrote: I really want some now...
for my soup

You would eat this little guy?

No.

Would you eat this?

At 11/23/10 01:37 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 11/23/10 01:34 AM, ComradeMolotov wrote:

At 11/23/10 12:18 AM, zooos wrote: I really want some now...
for my soup

You would eat this little guy?

No.

Would you eat this?

Yes.

Would you eat this?

At 11/22/10 10:09 PM, mindmaster123 wrote:

At 11/22/10 05:30 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/22/10 05:17 PM, mindmaster123 wrote: Raise your fists those who are agree with this thread.

I agree with how awesome turtles are.

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Damn you rule 34, damn you to hell.

At 11/23/10 01:40 AM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Yes.

Would you eat this?

I remember those fuckers. I liked the chart on the back that measured how long you lasted against the intense sourness.

They were oblivious to the fact they got weaker as they fought, their only glaring weakness.

At 11/23/10 01:45 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 11/23/10 01:40 AM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Yes.

Would you eat this?

I remember those fuckers. I liked the chart on the back that measured how long you lasted against the intense sourness.

They were oblivious to the fact they got weaker as they fought, their only glaring weakness.

For the first minute those things were like fucking battery acid.

Even thinking about it has my saliva glands EXCRETING abnormaly.

Turtles are sneaky bastards.

I am turtle, hear me squeak.

No shit.

Yes Turtles are awesome.

But Penguins > Turtles.

At 11/23/10 08:53 AM, GotTheBlues wrote: But Penguins > Turtles.

Only when Mario guts them and takes their skin for his own purpose.

Turtles =/= terrapins =/= tortoises.

God damn you people.

At 11/23/10 09:21 AM, PeterM wrote: Turtles =/= terrapins =/= tortoises.

God damn you people.

You know fuck you. They're all awesome.

OH SNAP!

Terrapins
turtles
tortoise

all teh same

At 11/23/10 09:28 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: OH SNAP!

Terrapins
turtles
tortoise

all teh same

Oh god kill it with fire that thing is a monstrosity.

The best way to cook a turtle is with its shell still on it. That way they cook faster, and when you crack the shell you have turtle jerky! It's also a funny show if you forget to kill it on "accident" before cooking it.

At 11/22/10 04:27 PM, CoCo wrote: I killed a turtle once.

Be happy about it, look at the bright side of it:

Finally your cool bro!

I like turtles!

At 11/22/10 04:26 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Let this thread be a permanent reminder of how awesome turtles are.

One time a evil spirit Boiled a women's pet turtle in the bath tub,

and hooked a Hanger to her mother's Nose! Lolz

Gimme some fin!