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The Bible said to love yourself and to love your neighbor. Does this mean that, in addition to hating your fellow man being a sin, hating yourself is a sin?
If so, then I and the majority of Newgrounds are going to hell.
To be honest (IF THERE IS A GOD AND ALL THAT JAZZ), most of us are going to hell for a number of reasons anyway.
Just another 'sin' to add to the book.
This is Hell. Sin all you'd like. It's permitted.
The Bible is the Bible. There's not really a clear explanation on what is and what isn't, since you can interpret the Book in a many number of ways. If you think it's a sin, go ahead. If not, so be it.
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At 11/20/10 12:41 AM, Gagsy wrote: To be honest (IF THERE IS A GOD AND ALL THAT JAZZ), most of us are going to hell for a number of reasons anyway.
Have you worked a sunday shift?
Ah, fuck, you broke a commandment :(
To eternal hellfire with you, evildoer.
At 11/20/10 12:40 AM, Scarface wrote: To hate yourself?
In a way, you are hating God's greatest gift. Life.
It's like having a friend give you a pizza and you taking a shit on it. If I was your friend, I'd be pissed.
So yeah, you're pretty much not doing a good thing by hating yourself.
At 11/20/10 12:41 AM, Gagsy wrote: To be honest (IF THERE IS A GOD AND ALL THAT JAZZ), most of us are going to hell for a number of reasons anyway.
Probably all of us would. I doubt there is any one person who has committed no sins.
But I don't know religion's policy about forgiveness and shit.
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At 11/20/10 12:44 AM, DrClay wrote:At 11/20/10 12:40 AM, Scarface wrote: To hate yourself?In a way, you are hating God's greatest gift. Life.
But I'm not hating life in general, or even MY life. Just me as a person. Face it, I spend all my fucking time on Newgrounds, how is that doing anything better with God's gift?
Heck no. We're god damn sinners. We should hate ourselves. Fuck, why are we such GARBAGE! I DESERVE ETERNAL HELLFIRE.
At 11/20/10 12:44 AM, SeeD419 wrote: Have you worked a sunday shift?
Ah, fuck, you broke a commandment :(
To eternal hellfire with you, evildoer.
But I'm thinking about God when I'm working my sunday shifts!
You know;
"For god sake when will this day end?"
Isn't that good enough?!
All you need to know is that it's a sin to tell a lie.
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At 11/20/10 12:44 AM, SeeD419 wrote: Have you worked a sunday shift?
Ah, fuck, you broke a commandment :(
To eternal hellfire with you, evildoer.
The Sabbath is actually on Saturday. Besides, that's an old Testament law.
At 11/20/10 12:52 AM, Heinrich wrote: Question: "What does the Bible say about self-hatred?"
Damn you and all your 'links' and 'sources' and 'information'.
At 11/20/10 12:40 AM, Scarface wrote:
If so, then I and the majority of Newgrounds are going to hell.
I guess if the magical pit of fire actually was real some of us would go to hell for that reason and many for others. Maybe you should prove your love to God by surviving inside of a giant fish for a few days.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
At 11/20/10 12:59 AM, Cootie wrote: Maybe you should prove your love to God by surviving inside of a giant fish for a few days.
Nah, I think I'll just wander around in the desert for a month and a half instead.
At 11/20/10 01:03 AM, Scarface wrote:At 11/20/10 12:59 AM, Cootie wrote: Maybe you should prove your love to God by surviving inside of a giant fish for a few days.Nah, I think I'll just wander around in the desert for a month and a half instead.
You guys are wimps I'll jump into a pit of lions and chill like nothing happened.
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At 11/20/10 01:04 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:At 11/20/10 01:03 AM, Scarface wrote:You guys are wimps I'll jump into a pit of lions and chill like nothing happened.At 11/20/10 12:59 AM, Cootie wrote: Maybe you should prove your love to God by surviving inside of a giant fish for a few days.Nah, I think I'll just wander around in the desert for a month and a half instead.
Nah, you ate his precious fucking apples already. You are SOOO screwed.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
Actually, it's in the Bible that you have to hate your life/yourself and your family if you want to be Jesus's follower. That's Luke 14:26 by the way. So yeah. Jesus: what a role model.
At 11/20/10 01:56 AM, AnonymousAlchemist wrote: Actually, it's in the Bible that you have to hate your life/yourself and your family if you want to be Jesus's follower. That's Luke 14:26 by the way. So yeah. Jesus: what a role model.
To wit (from the New International Version through the internet): "If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters-yes, even their own life-such a person cannot be my disciple."
So... damned if you do damned if you don't then? That kinda sucks.
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1. Is it fun? SIN!
2. Do you derive prleasure from it? SIN!
3. Does it go against any christian values? SIN!
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hating myself
Being gay
Hating most people
killed lesser lifeforms
Using gods name as swearing
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At 11/20/10 12:40 AM, Scarface wrote: If so, then I and the majority of Newgrounds are going to hell.
You're stubborn to still be catholic.
This too will pass.
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At 11/20/10 12:40 AM, Scarface wrote: To hate yourself?
The Bible said to love yourself and to love your neighbor. Does this mean that, in addition to hating your fellow man being a sin, hating yourself is a sin?
If so, then I and the majority of Newgrounds are going to hell.
You should love youreself for woever you are..lol just kidding dosentm ateer what u think really
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Read through Leviticus on your own in a dead serious manner. Everyone is going to hell.