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darksytze

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fart in your hand 2010-11-19 18:58:19 Reply

bolster your hand, do not let the stank escape cause it's essential for what's about to happen: run to your dog (i assume you have a dog cause you are a honest person and not evil like that woman that lives two doors away from you; y'know the bitch with seven cats, called helga) and open up your hands, shove all that smell down it's nose and i shit you not YOUR DOG WILL SHIT WHERE HE STAND

SHIT WILL COME OUT OF IT'S ASS

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 18:59:06 Reply

In Holland farts are considered a dangerous drug.

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 18:59:59 Reply

Why the fuck would I do that?

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:00:23 Reply

OMFG I DID THIS AND IT WORKED

I also tried it on my sister...but she only puked, choked on her puke, and now she's in her room, sorta thrashing around. She's okay, right?

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:00:38 Reply

At 11/19/10 06:59 PM, Admiral wrote: In Holland farts are considered a dangerous drug.

In soviet russia, dangerous drugs are counsidered a fart

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:00:40 Reply

I am allergic to dogs and cats. Should I do it to my Aardvark?

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:01:40 Reply

Aw yeah, baby.

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:01:49 Reply

Ahahahahaha.

I love this thread. I love OP. I need to get some sleep.

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:03:11 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:00 PM, Prometheus13 wrote:
At 11/19/10 06:59 PM, Admiral wrote: In Holland farts are considered a dangerous drug.
In soviet russia, dangerous drugs are counsidered a fart

In soviet Russia, farts ...

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:04:55 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:03 PM, Admiral wrote:
At 11/19/10 07:00 PM, Prometheus13 wrote:
At 11/19/10 06:59 PM, Admiral wrote: In Holland farts are considered a dangerous drug.
In soviet russia, dangerous drugs are counsidered a fart
In soviet Russia, farts ...

in soviet Russia we finish our sentences

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:07:19 Reply

I used to just force my dog to smell my fart, and she would go all wild.

shit's amazing

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:08:33 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:04 PM, sweet21 wrote: in soviet Russia we finish our sentences

in soviet russia, sentence finishes you.

this way

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:08:37 Reply

Why on earth would anyone want to do that?

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:09:56 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:07 PM, MiroDK wrote: I used to just force my dog to smell my fart, and she would go all wild.

Have you ever given your god marijuana?
it's so funny. Just be sure to have lots of water and have the bag of dog food nearby, not just a scoop i mean literally the ENTIRE bag. Have it there.

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:10:23 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:04 PM, sweet21 wrote:
At 11/19/10 07:03 PM, Admiral wrote:
In soviet Russia, farts ...
in soviet Russia we finish our sentences

In soviet Russia, sentences finish themselves.

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:10:31 Reply

Does this count as animal creulty?

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:10:45 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:07 PM, MiroDK wrote: I used to just force my dog to smell my fart, and she would go all wild.

Did the dog died? No, seriously, did your dog poop?

Unfortunately, I don't have a dog...that's why I'll use my friends.

*sneaky laugh*

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:11:41 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:10 PM, Yukin wrote: Does this count as animal creulty?

it's an organic technique for animal bowel relaxing

not cruel at all

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:11:59 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:08 PM, Prometheus13 wrote:
At 11/19/10 07:04 PM, sweet21 wrote: in soviet Russia we finish our sentences
in soviet russia, sentence finishes you.

this way

in soviet russia finish is sentence you

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:12:06 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:10 PM, Admiral wrote: In soviet Russia, sentences finish themselves.

no wonder russia is the murder, rape and alcohol abuse capital of the world with all those convicts serving sentences lasting over 0 seconds.

see what i did there? rather than submit to the jocularity of stupid, overused jokes i came up with something clever

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:15:11 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:13 PM, CatCatCatCatLION wrote: My cat didn't really give a shit.

show him who is the boss when you grab him by the tail and fling him (shotput style) into incoming traffic

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Response to fart in your hand 2010-11-19 19:17:02 Reply

At 11/19/10 07:12 PM, darksytze wrote: no wonder russia is the murder, rape and alcohol abuse capital of the world with all those convicts serving sentences lasting over 0 seconds.

see what i did there? rather than submit to the jocularity of stupid, overused jokes i came up with something clever

OH SHIT.
The Irony in that post is paradoxial.

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