Dragons

[Luke]

This is just sort of an announcement to have everybody know, and for everybody to come and share with us their feelings.
Dragons are almost 100% unstoppable and have taken many lives from us, if you know or are related to somebody who has faced a dragon and was eaten or burned by them (they breathe fire), please come out and share with us here, it is a very serious problem in the world we live in today and I think that people who have had to deal with the deaths of people close to them because of dragons really need all of the support they can get.
Dragons ruined my life, and I am happy I do not have to face one myself, or haven't had to yet I should say.
I am currently stationed in my shower with two fire extinguishers for my defense weapons, 93% of people won't say anything in this thread because they have been killed by a dragon.
Please, for those of you still out there... We need to support one another as best we can.

[Ragnarokia]

My dragon serves as my airship. A pity lesser beings can't control them.

[FairSquare]

Dragons are rare in the area i live in now, but i moved here because the place where i lived before was crawling with dragons.
One day i was cycling with a friend of mine to school when this dragon showed up and tore him to pieces. It was horrific.
It's time to stop the reign of dragon terror. We can do this.

[Comrade]

I made friends with a dragon a while back, and since the zombie apocalypse he's kind of like a wingman, but only for survival.

[reverend]

At 11/18/10 11:05 AM, EpicFail wrote: Bahamut is almost 100% unstoppable and have taken many lives from us, if you know or are related to somebody who has faced Bahamut and was eaten or burned by them (they breathe fire), please come out and share with us here, it is a very serious problem in the world we live in today and I think that people who have had to deal with the deaths of people close to them because of Bahamut really need all of the support they can get.
Bahamut ruined my life, and I am happy I do not have to face one myself, or haven't had to yet I should say...

I went ahead an corrected your statements to make them more relevant and correct. Yeah, you have to be really careful and not get burned or eaten by him. Luckily, he's not on at the moment.

[Luke]

I demand that we rise up as a rebellion against these beasts, and I will proudly be your guys' leader and commander, however I will fight with you all.
We will be armed with numerous AK47s, Rocket Launchers, and I will build us all bunkers underground for if we ever need to forfeit, or withdraw from battle.
I want a war, I will no longer watch my people suffer from the terror these dragons reign upon us, we will be outfitted in armor of paint ball helmets and sheet metal, you may feel free to create your own battle gear if you feel necessary. We are on a tight budget due to all of my family's life savings being burned down as well as our mansion we once lived in.
Together my friends, and fellow humans, we can bring an end to this!

[Comrade]

At 11/18/10 11:12 AM, EpicFail wrote: I demand that we rise up as a rebellion against these beasts, and I will proudly be your guys' leader and commander, however I will fight with you all.

Count me in, sir. The slithering pests will rue the day they ever toyed with mankind. No longer will we tolerate the constant pillaging, slaughter, and terror associated with those beasts! Viva la revolution!

HOOAH

[Chronamut]

I am a dragon and I am offended.

I will now proceed to eat you.

[Rage]

Sorry but I think I'll side with the dragons on this one.

[FairSquare]

At 11/18/10 11:12 AM, EpicFail wrote: I demand that we rise up as a rebellion against these beasts

I will help you. We have tolerated this long enough. It's time for an end.

[Ragnarokia]

At 11/18/10 11:11 AM, reverend wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:05 AM, EpicFail wrote: Bahamut is almost 100% unstoppable and have taken many lives from us, if you know or are related to somebody who has faced Bahamut and was eaten or burned by them (they breathe fire), please come out and share with us here, it is a very serious problem in the world we live in today

I went ahead an corrected your statements to make them more relevant and correct. Yeah, you have to be really careful and not get burned or eaten by him. Luckily, he's not on at the moment.

Or you can just cast reflect on your party and his mega flare will reflect and kill him.
Final Fantasy 5 ftw!

[Luke]

At 11/18/10 11:22 AM, RageVI wrote: Sorry but I think I'll side with the dragons on this one.

You can not trust them, not only are they incredibly vicious and evil, they are sneaky and will eventually just kill you like the rest of us, they will USE you to get to the humans! Your brothers and sisters! Your own people, they will then make you their bitch, and forever you will have to take dragon dick up the anus, they did that to my sister! I had to watch it with my very own eyes and I was completely helpless, hiding in my stove, I was lucky to escape that day without a scratch on me, but my sister had died right in front of me... And she was sexually assaulted by them, they took her virginity and burned her alive before devouring her corpse!

[Chronamut]

also GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Ragnarokia]

At 11/18/10 11:26 AM, Chronamut wrote: also GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Solo pwned.

[Chronamut]

At 11/18/10 11:32 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:26 AM, Chronamut wrote: also GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Solo pwned.

you can't kill me - I'm not that wuss Bahamut you know - I am CHRONAMUT - the god of all dragons >:(

[Ragnarokia]

At 11/18/10 11:33 AM, Chronamut wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:32 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:26 AM, Chronamut wrote: also GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Solo pwned.

you can't kill me - I'm not that wuss Bahamut you know - I am CHRONAMUT - the god of all dragons >:(

Time dragon, I'm sure we will kill you in some future expansion also.

[Chronamut]

At 11/18/10 11:35 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:33 AM, Chronamut wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:32 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:26 AM, Chronamut wrote: also GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Solo pwned.

you can't kill me - I'm not that wuss Bahamut you know - I am CHRONAMUT - the god of all dragons >:(

Time dragon, I'm sure we will kill you in some future expansion also.

only another god can kill me. Also if I die the divine dragon of chaos destroys the world.

YOU LOSE EITHER WAY!

[Ragnarokia]

At 11/18/10 11:37 AM, Chronamut wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:35 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Time dragon, I'm sure we will kill you in some future expansion also.

only another god can kill me. Also if I die the divine dragon of chaos destroys the world.

YOU LOSE EITHER WAY!

BUT I KILL YOU AND I GET TO LOOT YOU BEFORE THE WORLD BLOWS UP!
Everyone knows loot is what its all about.

[ChRoN0uNc3]

At 11/18/10 11:38 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:37 AM, Chronamut wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:35 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Time dragon, I'm sure we will kill you in some future expansion also.

only another god can kill me. Also if I die the divine dragon of chaos destroys the world.

YOU LOSE EITHER WAY!

BUT I KILL YOU AND I GET TO LOOT YOU BEFORE THE WORLD BLOWS UP!
Everyone knows loot is what its all about.

the divine dragon of chaos takes your loot when he destroys the world - along with everyone elses.

[Fagnarokia]

At 11/18/10 11:40 AM, ChRoN0uNc3 wrote:

At 11/18/10 11:38 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: BUT I KILL YOU AND I GET TO LOOT YOU BEFORE THE WORLD BLOWS UP!
Everyone knows loot is what its all about.

the divine dragon of chaos takes your loot when he destroys the world - along with everyone elses.

WHO MADE DIVINE DRAGON GOD MASTERLOOTER?!?!?!
Fuck this I'm off to kill Old Gods instead.

[ChRoN0uNc3]

Divine dragon god of Chaos is alpha and omega - the beginning and the end - he appears once every single dragon on earth is killed and their souls merge together to recreate him - the first dragon ever - and their collective corpses merge together to form him. Tje collective hate from all their souls towards humans makes him go berserk and he destroys the earth, andeveryone on it an in a collective act of revenge. He then roams the cosmos - destroying everything in his wake - adding to his universal horde of treasure, until some entity stops him.

If you can defeat him you will earn more loot than even the earth could contain.

[Fagnarokia]

At 11/18/10 11:53 AM, ChRoN0uNc3 wrote: Divine dragon god of Chaos is alpha and omega - the beginning and the end - he appears once every single dragon on earth is killed and their souls merge together to recreate him - the first dragon ever - and their collective corpses merge together to form him. Tje collective hate from all their souls towards humans makes him go berserk and he destroys the earth, andeveryone on it an in a collective act of revenge. He then roams the cosmos - destroying everything in his wake - adding to his universal horde of treasure, until some entity stops him.

If you can defeat him you will earn more loot than even the earth could contain.

But I'm a nightelf he doesn't hate me ^^
He's my friend and will share his toys with me and lend my games and not give them back as hes a dick.

[Murray]

I don't know anyone who was killed by a dragon. I have killed many humans, especially the trolls on this site.

You should be thanking me for that.

[HungarianSupermarket]

This is balls. Many balls.

[Ragnarokia]

At 11/18/10 01:03 PM, Bahamut wrote: I don't know anyone who was killed by a dragon. I have killed many humans, especially the trolls on this site.

You should be thanking me for that.

oh you

[Chronamut]

At 11/18/10 01:03 PM, Bahamut wrote: I don't know anyone who was killed by a dragon. I have killed many humans, especially the trolls on this site.

You should be thanking me for that.

you haven't killed enough, my blessed incarnation.

[razorbladesigh]

Dragon aren't so tough when they get my Bearclaw Boots of Battle in the beanbags.

[SohlTofang]

Dragons? Really?

Beowulf killed one with a fucking sword, I can kill one with a gun.

[Gagsy]

I swear ever since Bahamut got modded, dragon appreciation has gone up by 10000% on the BBS.

Bahamut should be demodded post-haste to rectify this most grave of errors.

[Luke]

At 11/18/10 01:34 PM, Gagsy wrote: I swear ever since Bahamut got modded, dragon appreciation has gone up by 10000% on the BBS.

Sort of hard to appreciate them... They killed families. And still are!