North Korea Meetup 2011

[Comrade]

Hey guys, I think it's time we showed our users in North Korea a good time, filled with bar hopping and motor boating hot communist titties!

We shall meet at the Arch of Reunification in Pyongyang, a landmark that shows how the Koreas will one day be under rule of glorious leader Kim Jong Il.

This is a communist dictatorship state, so remember:
-Weapons of any kind are banned.
-No cell phones
-You can bring a camera, but be prepared to have your photos checked by the secret police.
-There is a nationally mandated dress code! Gray uniforms are mandatory and required.

I was thinking we could hit up the Ryugyong hotel, which has several casinos and restaurants. Remember to bring your Kim Jong Il worship portraits, you never know if he might pay us a visit!

And remember, North Korea is Best Korea!

[Samen]

I'd be down to go, just remember that NG requires all meet-up attenders to be 18+.
So I'm out by default, then.

[Comrade]

At 11/17/10 10:17 PM, Samen wrote: I'd be down to go, just remember that NG requires all meet-up attenders to be 18+.
So I'm out by default, then.

But this is a commie state, as far as I know there aren't any drinking laws or anything of that sort.

[RyderOmega]

Ok, I'll be there.

[GiantDouche]

But that's not a good place to have a meet-OH HO HO

[Grammar-Nazi]

Communism sucks.

points at sig

[Cootie]

You know, I was think about coming with a bunch of cash to spend on spiffy suits. But then I remembered this was a communist country so I would have to split the cash so we all have the same amount. Fuck that noise.

Darn commies.

[Light]

At 11/18/10 01:24 AM, Cootie wrote: You know, I was think about coming with a bunch of cash to spend on spiffy suits. But then I remembered this was a communist country so I would have to split the cash so we all have the same amount. Fuck that noise.

Darn commies.

Would you mind paying for me comrade? I'm too lazy to pay for it myself.

[6r0undZ3r0]

We can attend massive military parades together...

[Light]

At 11/18/10 01:58 AM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: We can attend massive military parades together...

While we swear eternal allegiance to our benevolent lord Kim jong-il!

[Cootie]

At 11/18/10 01:49 AM, Jedi-Master wrote:

Would you mind paying for me comrade? I'm too lazy to pay for it myself.

But of course. Comrade Cootie is a friend of the people.

[Painbringer]

What's there for us openly gay users?

[Cootie]

At 11/18/10 02:03 AM, Painbringer wrote: What's there for us openly gay users?

Death by hanging.

[Makakaov]

Sure! I don't have gay uniform tho ;(.

[Painbringer]

At 11/18/10 02:05 AM, Cootie wrote:

Death by hanging.

I would normally do this in my own home, but at least in North Korea I would have the satisfaction of watching you watch me die.

[BrainlessDan]

I would but I'm to bust enjoying freedom.

[Shauna]

Good luck with that trip. Everyone is required to gain a Visa to enter from another country. Also a passport and all the documentation you can get; like a drivers license. It's a very strict country and visitors are very limited to where and when they can go out.

Good luck having fun.

I'm such a ball breaker.

[positively-negative]

Here's where to arrange the travelling side of things.

[Jercurpac]

Nice, we can plan it around that Justin Bieber concert that supposed to happen there. We can get T-shirts printer that say "NG meet/Bieberfest 2011" so we all match as we tour North Korea's lush countryside.

[Comrade]

At 11/18/10 08:50 AM, Jercurpac wrote: Nice, we can plan it around that Justin Bieber concert that supposed to happen there. We can get T-shirts printer that say "NG meet/Bieberfest 2011" so we all match as we tour North Korea's lush countryside.

What a wonderful idea! Also, does anyone have an NG flag? Of course, waving a flag other than the DPRK flag is a crime worthy of death, but I'm sure we'll be fine.

[Ragnarokia]

At 11/18/10 02:20 AM, Painbringer wrote:

At 11/18/10 02:05 AM, Cootie wrote:

Death by hanging.

I would normally do this in my own home, but at least in North Korea I would have the satisfaction of watching you watch me die.

North Korea is the best place for that sort of thing, I will give them that.

[samwd1717]

I will get my ticket right away

[SohlTofang]

Those North Koreans, such ingenuity.
Most nations would build cellphone towers and such with their resources,
they just build the world's largest flagpole.

I do love the dark ages.

[hongkongexpress]

I'm actually planning to plop some Newground stickers in North Korea!. Or at the Mao's Mauseloum, or even the Mao statue in the Bund of Shanghai..... The police don't care about anything, if they did, they'd be enforcing laws. It's very "Mexican" in China. People driving on the fucking wrong side of the road (they drive on the right), garbage everywhere, children defecating in the fucking street, mothers helping them.

fuck yourself Mao, fuck yourself.

[Comrade]

At 11/18/10 11:53 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: I'm actually planning to plop some Newground stickers in North Korea!

1. Tattoo Angry Faic to Kim Jong Il's forehead
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

[GenocidalTendencies]

I'll be there for sure!