if you knew everything ever

[Chronamut]

what would you do? If you knew everything from the past, present, and every single possible future, how would you use this information?

I'd create such grand impossible things that I would blabberghast people. Then I would make myself filthy rich so that I'd never have to work and could experiment with the fabric of theu niverse and erality in peace.

Oh and I'd prolly find a way to halt my aging - not that I want to live forever but I would liek to be able to choose when I don't want to live anymore.

Then I'd probably create some stuff... new animals, etc.

[Mechabloby]

I'd write school textbooks full of lies.

[samwd1717]

Nuclear bomb? no no no you fools, what I know could destory the enitre universe in a split second

[levusbevus]

I'd make myself impossibly rich through gambling. I'd never need to work ever again.

[Chronamut]

At 11/17/10 04:01 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I'd write school textbooks full of lies.

they already did that.

I'd give myself wings - honestly - why hasn't mankind evolved the power to fly through thesky yet? Complete bullshit.

[PoloPancake]

I would hit myself in the head and get amnesia.

[Mechabloby]

At 11/17/10 04:03 PM, Chronamut wrote: they already did that.

Sir, they were not written by me.

The textbooks I'll write... oh, ho, ho, ho; a shitstorm shall follow.

Literally. Shit will be flying all over the place, hitting people's faces.

[firerunner750]

I would find out how long its going to take for me to get 1000 posts then cry myself to sleep.

[Ptero]

I'd go on Jeopardy and stay on forever.

[Chronamut]

from your responses you people are incredibly boring and unimaginative - you have the knowledge of a god at your fingertips and you choose to either forget or do boring useless thingsthat you can do without infinite knowledge.

you are all unfit for omniscience. >:(

[Niallmcfc]

I'd tell people the answer to life, the universe and everything.

42

[Chronamut]

At 11/17/10 04:09 PM, Niallmcfc wrote: I'd tell people the answer to life, the universe and everything.

42

they're more interested in the question.

[samwd1717]

I would use my knowledge to found my own race which I gentically made too be suprior in every way and use my knowledge machines to create highly advanced industry to overtake powerful countries, then I would use the profits for weapons to arm my people and create huge robot armys to take down the humans and have them as slaves. Then space travel to take us to the furthest and most resourceful places of the universe and take control of them, exploiting everything for what its worth.

[Scarface]

I would run for president and, just to mix things up a little, do a good job.

[Jolly]

I would be an asshole and prove everybody wrong.

[Jon]

Life wouldn't be worth living, lol. You'd have nothing to work/live for because you know the outcome.

Takes the fun out of it.

Failing that, blackmail the government.

[samwd1717]

At 11/17/10 04:21 PM, Jon wrote: Life wouldn't be worth living, lol. You'd have nothing to work/live for because you know the outcome.

you know you were going to commit suicide in the first place

[FairSquare]

I would make the world a better place for everybody by inventing incredible machines.
Like electric toothbrushes that you can also use to clean your eyebrows.

[Urban-Champion]

Kill myself so no one would steal my knowledge.

[Odio]

I'd do everything in my power to get the Ebola Virus into the atmosphere.

[tauer]

I'd probably use my knowledge to achieve world peace.

[This-is-Eskimoe]

At 11/17/10 04:00 PM, Chronamut wrote: I'd create such grand impossible things that I would blabberghast people.

I would blabberghast people.

:blabberghast

Is this some future word I'm unaware of?

[Oolaph]

I'd be Dr. Manhattan.

[hitman1993]

I would be a douche, telling people how wrong they were.

[Jackho]

I'd become lord and master of all.

[CharltonChinchilla]

Publish it all in my memoirs inwhich it disproves every religion get fucking silly rich then be gang raped my a muslim, a jew, a hindu and a christian all at the same time.

[levusbevus]

Oh you know what I'd actually do. Make a cure to every type of illness. I'd become so fucking rich and people would call me a hero all across the world.

[Crazywill]

(1. Get Filthy Rich
(2. Become International Translator
(3. Travel
(4. ?????
I don't know man, knowing everything there is to know might be a bit hard to fathom. Though everything is something I would like to know.

I could invent alphabets for people that never had them and write in ancient languages that no one can decipher. I could rewrite operating systems so that they are crashproof. I could go and take up any hobby and do it perfectly. I could go and create a supercomputer like in The Matrix only not evil. I could invent a cure for cancer and a way to create fusion power. I could solve all of the Hilbert problems. There's so much that you could do if you knew absolutely everything.

[GenocidalTendencies]

Probably kill myself.

[Luke]

I would make music better than everybody else's music because I knew everything ever about righteous lyricism, and then I would invent things, and then I would share my knowledge with people for a large price, making me one of the greatest human beings.