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I've been coming here for years without an account. I've had this one for a few days so it wouldn't bother me much.

At 11/15/10 04:47 PM, Twilight wrote: I would be surprised because when I actually wanted it deleted Wade said no.

Why did you want it deleted? Also, why'd he say no?

I'd react the same way I reacted when I, at age 10, was banned from my first forum. "WHYYYYYYYY"

Then I'd be like meh.

Oh well, I can't post to the forums, review, or continue The Interviewer. So it doesn't really matter. I'd still browse Newgrounds. I would look down upon the administrators if I was banned for absolutely no reason.

First, I'd let Wade know about it on AIM, or call him up if he's obviously not at home, and then have him bother other staffers like Tim until my account is recovered.

At 11/15/10 05:16 PM, Evark wrote:

At 11/15/10 04:46 PM, Cootie wrote: He doesn't let you get it back and he says that he never did like you. What do you do now?

"You're welcome for years of volunteering and helping out as a serious fan of the site. Good luck maintaining a customer base with that sort of attitude toward your fanbase." The end of my time on NG.

What he said. Haven't been helping out much lately, but in the past I helped out a lot more in many ways.

Rage like no man has ever raged before.

At 11/15/10 05:16 PM, Evark wrote:

At 11/15/10 04:46 PM, Cootie wrote: He doesn't let you get it back and he says that he never did like you. What do you do now?

"You're welcome for years of volunteering and helping out as a serious fan of the site. Good luck maintaining a customer base with that sort of attitude toward your fanbase." The end of my time on NG.

What he said. Haven't been helping out much lately, but in the past I helped out a lot more in many ways.

At 11/15/10 08:00 PM, HighWay wrote: Rage like no man has ever raged before.

Clocktower and a rifle?

At 11/15/10 09:48 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 11/15/10 08:00 PM, HighWay wrote: Rage like no man has ever raged before.

Clocktower and a rifle?

You can't unleash the true rage unles you're down with the pheasants you're killing.

I would just go do something else. I don't go on NG much.

Justin's in pain in that picture.

Sergei Petrenko would go to the nearest NGer and take over his profile and troll the shit out of this place, and when they delete that one I will continue the cycle again.

At 11/15/10 04:34 PM, Cootie wrote: I for one wouldn't take it to hard. I would be somewhat pissed and feel like I wasted a lot of my fucking time. But, I wouldn't climb up a clock tower with a rifle or anything.

You think I won't do that. If I'm truly angered, then I will become very, very violent!

I would be sad. I love my account and to not go back on would be depressing.

This would be pretty close to my reaction.

I'd get back on my PS3.

I'd panic, than ask Wade about it over Facebook.

At 11/15/10 04:43 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: I have like nine accounts. I'd be fine.

This account right here is one of them.

I'd be pretty upset. I know it sounds ridiculous but I would because I've spent alot of my life on this site and to just be shut out from it would feel like a loss.

That's sad to say.

I would feel a cold numb sensation run through my body, tingling at first but then nothing. I would cry for hours at first, then only in sporadic moments throughout the following week or two. By the end of the first month feelings would return, but only sad ones.

Remember when Edward left Bella in New Moon? Of course you don't.. but I do... I would be reclusive around my friends and family. My marriage would go downhill because I wouldn't find enough happiness to engage in and sense of love-making...

I PROBABLY wouldn't kill myself. I would look at the knives longingly though, praying to God for the nerve to grab one and finish it then and there. The strength to continue my meaningless existence seems like so much effort and work and for what? To die in the end anyway? Might as well skip a bunch of the bullshit and bleed it all out there on the kitchen floor, cold dead skin against the cold dead linoleum. Thankfully bleach will get the stains out so my wife can move out of this apartment and get her security deposit back. My family's bloodline would end seeing as how I'm an only child..

The mortician would have problems getting the blood off of my face to make me presentable for my friends and family, perhaps it would be the last act of kindness anyone would do for me before they trap me in a box in the ground for the rest of eternity...or until the tectonic plates carry my body into the mantle and I'm melted and/or crushed in the subduction zones... this would be the only warmth I would feel after NG left me.

Please NG... don't leave me. I love you. We can work this out... I'll change!

I promise.

get in the car for a roadtrip to the ng office

PRIME DIRECTIVE, EXTERMINATE

I would rather get my dick licked by a girl with sandpaperrrr

That girl is pretty and has nice jugs.

To be honest, it would give me that little boost not to ever use the internet again. But NG is a good refuge for things I can't express in real life without being called a fucking weirdo.

At 11/16/10 02:03 AM, STEM wrote: PRIME DIRECTIVE, EXTERMINATE

THIS

Took them long enough.

I'd go to 4chan, duh.

you would too

I just think, well, my post is so irregular nowdays it's probably not such a big deal anymore.