Advice on girls.

[maxninja234]

I am 12 years old and i really need advice on how to ask a girl out.Im just ttoo shy to say anything.I talk to this girl I like and im her best friend.I just need to know what to say cuz im afraid of rejection

[TheSporkLord]

Grow a pair and ask her out.

[Urban-Champion]

Wow this thread is so believable that I can almost see it in 3D.

[qman1]

Not bad, I say 9/10.

[SimpleStuff]

Tell her that you really like her. Like really, really like her. Then detail how much you want her, and love everything about her and how she is absolutely perfect and that she is the only one that gives you a boner because every other girl pales in comparison to her 12 year old beauty. Go on to write songs, paint pictures, and burn your name into her lawn, making sure to call her everyday, twice to serenade her with everything she is even remotely interested in.

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

I have an idea.... grow balls and talk to her.... OR.... realize that 12 is a retarded age to take relationships seriously and in all likelihood you're going to fail in the relationship anyway. It's probably better just to stay friends.

[wcatdoor]

How can you be afriad of rejection? Today or next week probably wont make a diffrence. And your just setting your self up then if you just keep waiting becuase no matter what you do if she doesnt like you shes gonna reject you.

ER i mean...... LOL ASK FOR BLOW JOB

[Entice]

At 11/12/10 11:34 PM, maxninja234 wrote: I am 12 years old...

Sounds believable... but if you are being serious, I have some advice. Just be yourself, and ask her out. You'll probably be shy at first, but you'll get over it.

[Guardian]

Go and ask her. If she says yes, then good for you. If she says no, then lick your wounds and deal with it.

[DeadWorld777]

ask her out, if she says no dont worry, there are way more girls out there.

[Jackdabomb]

I am 12 years old and what is a "girl"?

[6r0undZ3r0]

You're twelve, wait a while.

[jak3434]

Whip yourdick out and say"bitch can I have some help with this". Then start slaping her in the face with it untill she crys. After that then you must fuck her in the ass.

[assassin1337]

At 11/13/10 12:59 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: I am 12 years old and what is a "girl"?

People with cooties....

[Cootie]

At 11/13/10 01:42 AM, assassin1337 wrote:

At 11/13/10 12:59 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: I am 12 years old and what is a "girl"?

People with cooties....

You called?

[Ryanson]

Ask her if she wants to play doctor.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 11/13/10 02:17 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 11/13/10 01:42 AM, assassin1337 wrote:

At 11/13/10 12:59 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: I am 12 years old and what is a "girl"?

People with cooties....

You called?

Bugger off, Yamor.

[Lintire]

Things that you have tried and failed at will sting for a bit, but things that you don't do will stick with you for like, ever. Just ask her out, bro, with a healthy dose of flirting and whatnot beforehand.

[AtomicD00M]

At 11/13/10 02:30 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:

At 11/13/10 02:17 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 11/13/10 01:42 AM, assassin1337 wrote:

At 11/13/10 12:59 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: I am 12 years old and what is a "girl"?

People with cooties....

You called?

Bugger off, Yamor.

Yaaaaaaaaaamooooorr!

[Falonefal]

FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS.

You are NOT fucking supposed to have FUCKING girlfriends at this age, FUCKING just make FRIENDS with a girl, 12 years is NOT the age you should be having a relationship.
WHAT THE FUCK?! 12 YEARS!!!! And I know prehistoric people had sex on that age, but last time I checked we are pretty historic.

Just be FRIENDS with her, if SHE will have a relationship before you in her thirteens, fourteens, it will NOT work out, kids at that age DON'T know how to maintain a relationship, you should be out there having fun in the more non-adult way while you CAN.

I'm gettin' SO pissed at those groups of kids in my country, FUCKN' 12 year olds, trying to be pimp, wearing pimp clothes, getting together on the street to make out and try to be cool to each other.
I'm serious, the girls dress up as SLUTS, they wear LOADS of makeup and dress pretty provocatively, I don't know if you need a FUCKIN' bra when you don't have ANY boobs, but that's a world closed for me so I wont get into that.

And the boys, they just stand there with the girls for like 3 hours pretending to be cool.
Go fuckin' MAKE something out of your life while you can, if you REALLY want to have a relationship with that girl, have fuckn' PATIENCE.
And I mean a real LOAD of patience, wait like, 3/4 years if you really need to have to kiss with a girl on that preposterous age (YES IMHO making out and doing that kind of stupid shit at 16 is STILL a little DUMB, it even LOOKS dumb, but at least at that age most people have more brain, therefore the conversations between the girls and boys are more intelligent) just do things with her, you need to show her that you are a smart guy, know what you're doing, and then in 4 years you'll be able to win over her heart easily.
At that young age girls have a little childish opinions on what a good boyfriend is, usually going for looks and superficial skills, never really caring for what the boy REALLY can do.

My fucking 10 cents.

[me601]

Ok, honestly I'm 12 too so here's my advice, wait for maybe a year because if you ask her out (and i learned this from personal experience) She will prob break up with you, and you will be judged to be perverted for a long time afterwards.

[Makakaov]

God, I thought these kind of threads are not done anymore.

Let's mock that newfag so the thread goes legendary.

[RubberTrucky]

Throw worms in her hair and shove her around some. At your age, that's the proper etiquette for a declaration of love.

[Makakaov]

At 11/13/10 01:04 PM, me601 wrote: Ok, honestly I'm 12 too so here's my advice, wait for maybe a year because if you ask her out (and i learned this from personal experience) She will prob break up with you, and you will be judged to be perverted for a long time afterwards.

You have to be at least 13 to use this site.

Leave this place now. The authorities are being contacted.

[satanbrain]

admit you are a pedophile.

[Makakaov]

At 11/13/10 01:08 PM, satanbrain wrote: admit you are a pedophile.

Okay, you got me.

Lol, i love to troll this place.

[SeeD419]

At 11/12/10 11:34 PM, maxninja234 wrote: I am 12 years old and i really need advice on how to ask a girl out.Im just ttoo shy to say anything.I talk to this girl I like and im her best friend.I just need to know what to say cuz im afraid of rejection

Your profile says you're 14.

-____-

[Falonefal]

At 11/13/10 01:09 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 11/13/10 01:08 PM, satanbrain wrote: admit you are a pedophile.

Okay, you got me.

Lol, i love to troll this place.

Well, this place is a little bit TOO easy to troll.

[Lorkas]

Jack off.

[Ergox]

Da fuck. You shouldn't even know what a girl is at your age.