What is this tumor doing between my

[BullCut]

Ok, this has been freaking me out for quite some time now, but it appears that I have this long tumor between my legs and I think it's growing at a rapid pace. Ever since I was a little boy, I noticed this thing grow over the years and I think its starting to expand as two large ball shaped objects have formed under it and dropped when I was 12. This is really starting to scare me. Whenever I go to the washroom, my tumor squirts out this yellow substance. When I get aroused, it gets harder and harder. BUT HERE'S THE WEIRD THING. When it gets too hard, it squirts out this white, sticky substance. Is this a special type of blood or something? Seriously, WTF?! I also have heard rumours that this tumor is referred to as a penis, the yellow stuff is pee, and the white stuff is semen. But I can't find my penis with this giant tumor in the way, WHERE'S MY PENIS?!

[Zombie-Toaster]

You be trollin.

[Lasergates]

I figured he was talking about his dick, I was just hoping it was at least a little clever and humorous.

[Kuroba]

At 11/10/10 07:52 PM, BullCut wrote:

two large ball shaped objects to scare me. gets too hard, it squirts out this white, sticky substance. Is
gets too hard, it squirts out this white, sticky substance.
First sentence: your balls. Second Sentence, Your penis.

[FrostedFlakes]

Get it guys, he's talking about his dick
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[TheGrim]

You are a faggot!

[Tykwa]

At first

Then like

refer to post emotion.

[TheGrim]

At 11/10/10 09:04 PM, Tykwa wrote: At first

Then like

refer to post emotion.

Fail, don't quote without the picture. But here it is...