The Hadron Collider Go Booom!...

[Toast-Tony]

...and we're all still alive, i hate the media and they're over exaggerated lies.

Anywho, have a gander: SOOOONIIC BOOOBSS!

Gimme' the chocolate!

[Fluffington]

"So what did you to today James?"

"Oh, I had some tea, went out and bought new tables.. And oh, I re-created the BIG BANG, MOTHERFUCKER!"

[Toast-Tony]

Dammit james i thought i told you no more taking over the world!

[Scarface]

How could it blow up? It's the greatest idea ever!

[Toast-Tony]

Acoz of them thuur magnuts!?

[PeterM]

Dee-Dee, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LAB-OR-A-TORRRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

[Toast-Tony]

At 11/9/10 07:12 AM, Dew wrote: I'm more interested in the fact that they have been able to move the atoms at near light speed. If they can do that there, maybe there's hope for creating space shuttles with that kind of speed, and everyone wants to explore the Earth.

Not forgetting the incredible heat produced that is able to melt the proton molecules. Supposedly the highest temperature ever met in a scientific experiment.

[Jon]

i agree with what dew said, really. it seems inevitable.

At 11/9/10 07:12 AM, Dew wrote: I'm more interested in the fact that they have been able to move the atoms at near light speed. If they can do that there, maybe there's hope for creating space shuttles with that kind of speed, and everyone wants to explore the Earth.

i can't wait to explore earth!

i know you fixed the typo but that was hilarious

[Toast-Tony]

At 11/9/10 07:13 AM, Dew wrote:

At 11/9/10 07:12 AM, Dew wrote: I'm more interested in the fact that they have been able to move the atoms at near light speed. If they can do that there, maybe there's hope for creating space shuttles with that kind of speed, and everyone wants to explore the Earth.

explore space.

Haha, i was rather confused at first, that would be one hell of a trip round the world...

[Letiger]

I'm scared.

[SohlTofang]

TAKE THAT RELIGION!
Man I hope that tiny people grow on a tiny earth, in a tiny solar system, in a tiny galaxy, in a tiny universe!

Wait, does that make us, THEIR god? Woah...

so then... Religion COULD be right.

[Toast-Tony]

At 11/9/10 08:51 AM, SohlTofang wrote: TAKE THAT RELIGION!
Man I hope that tiny people grow on a tiny earth, in a tiny solar system, in a tiny galaxy, in a tiny universe!

Wait, does that make us, THEIR god? Woah...

so then... Religion COULD be right.

Don't even go there!

[SohlTofang]

At 11/9/10 08:53 AM, Toast-Tony wrote:

At 11/9/10 08:51 AM, SohlTofang wrote: TAKE THAT RELIGION!
Man I hope that tiny people grow on a tiny earth, in a tiny solar system, in a tiny galaxy, in a tiny universe!

Wait, does that make us, THEIR god? Woah...

so then... Religion COULD be right.

Don't even go there!

Go where?, I took a pretty neutral stance on the subject.

[Toast-Tony]

lol i knows, i mean religion, even mentioning it on this forum seems as though it should be dealt with the same as some "he who must not be named" harry pothead shit.

[SohlTofang]

Also we should try to use a version of the large hadron collider to help us create fusion, now that we know how to reach higher temperatures.

[Toast-Tony]

*yawn* Gilette already did that...

no wait

[Zalamel]

Well, this proves it then. The universe was created by a massive, five million dollar, Hadron Collider floating in space.

[iateamexican]

ALICE (A Lead Ion Collider Experiment)

Somebody was having a slow day when they came up with that one.
That's the worst abbreviation shit or whatever the goddamn hell ever ever I've ever heard.

[KittehAnims]

Can we not turn this into a religion thread

This is an awesome experiment, imagine if we made a universe. That would be cool.

[Ericho]

At 11/9/10 06:57 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: "Oh, I had some tea, went out and bought new tables.. And oh, I re-created the BIG BANG, MOTHERFUCKER!"

I think that would even surpass the first man on the moon! Of course, the first man on the moon would not be able to get back home that easily.
Why isn't this in the news more? People are too busy talking about celebrities and stuff.

[Toast-Tony]

So the hadron collider has made a little, slowly expanding universe inside a container, we the people have created this universe and the little shit heads living on it are roaming free. As the GOD of this universe, what do we do with inhabitants on planet "Girth"?

Religinate the place... or something?

[Ericho]

At 11/9/10 01:43 PM, Toast-Tony wrote: So the hadron collider has made a little, slowly expanding universe inside a container, we the people have created this universe and the little shit heads living on it are roaming free. As the GOD of this universe, what do we do with inhabitants on planet "Girth"?

Religinate the place... or something?

Probably run experiments, like find out what it would be like if there was no religion. Of course, we could not do that because the inhabitants might grow smart enough to find out there is a creator. Maybe we could have an experiment so that there will only be one religion that they KNOW is right, so there will be no religious wars.

[Lemonardo]

At 11/9/10 08:51 AM, SohlTofang wrote: TAKE THAT RELIGION!
Man I hope that tiny people grow on a tiny earth, in a tiny solar system, in a tiny galaxy, in a tiny universe!

Wait, does that make us, THEIR god? Woah...

so then... Religion COULD be right.

Bu--

Ho--

Wha--

Jus--

Whoa.

...

OH WELL, MY HEAD A SPLODE.

[Chronamut]

I don;t get it - how can ANY experiment contain a detonation of 10 TRILLION DEGREES?!/

if it's hot enough to melt atoms then how the fuck can you contain it??? wouldn't it process to vaporize the hadron collider as well? Or is this magical thing made of diamond or something..?

[NeverHundred]

You know that our universe is expanding at an accelerated rate. What happens if they create a mini universe and it begins expanding, and it keeps growing, and it begins growing faster and faster! The end could still be nigh!!!

[Chronamut]

lol a universe inside a hadron collider - we are now gods of a new universe.