Thats A Lot Of Fucking Vitamins!!!

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

SO, since I've been feeling like a camel shit down my throat for the past 4 months, I went to the store to get a bottle of vitamins, some NAKED juice *which tastes like angels having sex... its good*, and all sorts of healthy choice food items for me to eat.

Well, I took 3 of the vitamins like I am suppose to and looked at the back label. THIS IS WHAT IT HAS:

Calories 25
Total Carbohydrate 4 g
Dietary Fiber 2 g
Protein 2 g
Vitamin A (as beta carotene) 10000 IU 200 %
Vitamin C (as ascorbic acid) 1000 mg 1,667 %
Vitamin D (as ergocalciferol) 400 IU 100 %
Vitamin E (as d-alpha tocopheryl succinate) 200 IU 667 %
Thiamin (vitamin B-1) (as thiamine hydrochloride) 25 mg 1,667 %
Riboflavin 25 mg 1,471 %
Niacin (as niacinamide) 40 mg 200 %
Vitamin B-6 (as pyridoxine HCl) 25 mg 1,250 %
Folate (as folic acid) 400 mcg 100 %
Vitamin B-12 (as cyanocobalamin) 200 mcg 3,333 %
Biotin 100 mcg 33 %
Pantothenic Acid (as calcium pantothenate) 60 mg 600 %
Calcium (as aminoate complex) 200 mg 20 %
Iron (as aminoate complex, ascorbate) 18 mg 100 %
Iodine (from kelp) 150 mcg 100 %
Magnesium (as aminoate complex) 100 mg 25 %
Zinc (as aminoate complex, picolinate) 15 mg 100 %
Selenium (as aminoate complex) 25 mcg 36 %
Copper (as aminoate complex) 0.5 mg 25 %
Manganese (as aminoate complex) 4 mg 200 %
Chromium (as aminoate complex) 20 mcg 17 %
Potassium (as aminoate complex) 50 mg 1 %
Spirulina 1000 mg
Bee Pollen (Spanish) 100 mg
Sunflower Oil (supplying linoleic acid [54.1 mg], oleic acid [9.3 mg], palmitic acid [4.4 mg], stearic acid [2.2 mg]) 70 mg
Bioflavonoids (from Citrus limon exocarp) (active flavonols, flavonones, flavones & naringen [26 mg]) 60 mg
Black Currant Seed Oil 50 mg
Ginseng Root (Korean) 50 mg
Bromelain (from pineapple fruit) (24 gelatin digesting units) 40 mg
Choline (as bitartrate) 30 mg
Inositol 30 mg
Quercetin (from Sophora japonica leaf) 30 mg
Papain (from papaya fruit) 30 mg
Rutin (from Sophora japonica leaf) 25 mg
Betaine HCl (from beet molasses) 25 mg
RNA (ribonucleic acid) 21 mg
Apple Pectin 20 mg
PABA (para-aminobenzoic acid) 15 mg
Hesperidin (from Citrus limon exocarp) 10 mg
Chlorophyll (from spirulina) 7.5 mg
DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) 6 mg
Amylase (from brown rice fermentation) 5 mg
Lipase (from brown rice fermentation) 5 mg
Carotenoids 4 mg
Eriocitrin (from Citrus limon exocarp) 3 mg
Octacosanol 200 mcg

Now then... that seems like a whole lot of NUTRITION FACTS... because it is a whole holy horse shit load of NUTRITION FACTS. It has over 500% of the daily value for nearly every vitamin out there, and then some other stuff that really helps your body. I've looked into most of this stuff and am extremely impressed that they can pack that much sex inside one pill. ITS LIKE AN ORGASM. A FUCKING ORGASM OF VITAMINS AND BEE POLIN.

Heres a few things you should notice... it has DNA. (DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) 6 mg) Uhh, WHAT? Did they like, extract the DNA from some muscular homoerotic men and sneak it inside of this pill? Am I going to find myself having the urge to yank on one of my friends dicks, put it into my mouth, and have a party with it? Come to think of it that would be enj-- OH NO. And then it says I also get a healthy dose of RNA. What the hell? Oh yeah, I get Bee Polin. WHY DOES MY BODY NEED BEE POLIN??

That's right folks. Get your daily need of... bee polin today. Well hell I feel wonderful, so yeah try this shit out.

[Odio]

I don't need to take vitamins.

You know why?

I'm the strongest.

That's why.

[EDylan]

How is that even f***ing possible!?! Dude, having too many vitamins is actually a bad thing. You know that, right?!?

[FlamingHiei]

Fuck yeah I love NAKED juice.

Green Machine and Protein zone are amazing.

[IncendiaryProduction]

The dosage makes the poison.

just sayin

[STEM]

my multi turns my urine neon yellow, every time I wizz it's a freakin rave party

[GeneralPlanet]

I get great vitamins from my cocaine!

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

At 11/8/10 09:38 PM, speeling wrote: Can you take a pic of the vitamin??

Here it is. Also, I asked like 30 times if this was good for you. The health attendant talked to me about it and assured me it was all good, but I'm still a little bit on the WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING side.

Three tablets daily:

[Jercurpac]

Multivitamins are a big fucking scam. As long as you eat well you don't need to load up on all that shit. Look at it this way, not only are you doubling, tripling, and quadrupling your necessary nutrient intake by taking three of those things a day, the vitamins from what you normally eat is also adding to this total. It's fucking overkill. Besides, can you event ell me what half of that shit does for you, if they do anything at all? Why trust it just because it says vitamin on the bottle.

If you've been feeling poor for a period of months I'd go to the doctor, don't ask for help from some douchebag behind the counter at GNC.

[HorrorOfHell]

The reason it has an insane amount of everything is because your body isn't going to absorb most of it, unlike the stuff in say a fruit.

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

If you've been feeling poor for a period of months I'd go to the doctor, don't ask for help from some douchebag behind the counter at GNC.

Most multivitamin stuff is shit, but I asked my nutritionist about it and she gave me a food plan and these pills. They really don't cost that much, so Im fine with taking them because ive noticed a huge difference. I don't give a fuck if they are a scam anyway. I can afford them, they make me feel a whole lot better, and Ive known this woman for years so I trust her especially since my mom who works at the hospital is one of her best friends.

[TheLemonHammer]

At 11/8/10 09:34 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

:BEE POLIN.
Fuck Polin! How 'bout some BEE PALIN!

[IncendiaryProduction]

At 11/8/10 10:12 PM, TheLemonHammer wrote:

At 11/8/10 09:34 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: BEE POLIN.

Fuck Polin! How 'bout some BEE PALIN!

How's she gonna shoot Obama when there's no magazine?

[Canas]

Most Americans, despite HORRIBLE diets, are not actually even vitamin deficient. Vitamins are hardly necessary in order to maintain proper bodily functions, they are supplemental and meant to be taken in low doses, infrequently.

Taking a multivitamin like that is really quite pointless and most likely a waste of money, your body will just dismiss the excess and you'll end up pissing all those vitamins away. Literally.

[Dragonberry]

Good job loading up on the fat soluble vitamins.
:They'll kill ya! :)

[Garage]

That's too many vitamins!!!1!!11!

[STEM]

At 11/8/10 10:14 PM, Canas wrote: Taking a multivitamin like that is really quite pointless and most likely a waste of money, your body will just dismiss the excess and you'll end up pissing all those vitamins away. Literally.

I find this pretty arguable. It's true that a lot in a multi goes to waste, but that doesn't make it a waste to take a multi. The RDA only takes into consideration the amount one needs in order to not be deficient in a vitamin or mineral - although the bottle says you're taking in more than your daily requirement, this is just misuse of information. Many vitamins are still incredibly beneficial when taken in larger doses, such as good ol' vitamin C for example. Another factor which must be considered is that the RDA only categorizes your average joe on a 2k calorie diet, detailing his specific vitamin needs in order to not die from deficiencies. These numbers change pretty dramatically when Joe here turns into an athlete.

[Cootie]

That seems like overkill. I used to take vitamins, but now I have stopped and I feel exactly the same and nothing changed when I stopped. Frankly, I think it is a waste of cash.

[Tateos]

What about Vitamin P?

[mothballs]

At 11/8/10 09:36 PM, FlamingHiei wrote: Fuck yeah I love NAKED juice.

Green Machine and Protein zone are amazing.

Meh it's alright. I drink it sometimes during tennis for extra energy, but that's only when I don't have Gatorade.

But as for the vitamins, that is ridiculous. I never knew anything could hold that much vitamins in it. I thought my vitamins had a ridiculous amount. Where can I find these?

[HungarianSupermarket]

The reason it is so highly concentrated is because your body can't actually absorb vitamins in that form very well. So while it may contain 500% RDI of something, you may only get like 50 or 60% RDI from it.

You are much better off eating fruit and veg, but that is far less convenient.

[Shauna]

At 11/8/10 09:43 PM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote:

Three tablets daily:

Is that a hard tablet? Or could you break it open and sand crap falls out of it.

[Dosensuppen]

Yup, that's a lot of fucking vitamins.

[soulblud]

Just be thankful there weren't rocky mountain oysters.

[Drugged]

yeah, well

you ain't got shit on my flintstones gummy vitamins, you piece of shit

[Ryanson]

That's not how I pictured "naked juice."

Am I the only one who thought of "That's a lot of fish" from Godzilla?

[Shauna]

It's not stupid to take vitamins. Everyone in my family does and we've had 6 members in the family live between 100-114. All had great skin, full head of hair til they were at 80 - from there it STARTED to thin out, 20/20 vision, and all died from unnatural causes. Meaning they were in accidents, etc. All died very healthy people and could of lived longer if it wasn't for anything tragic. Kind of find it funny how they all die of horrible causes, but I know they lived a great long life.

I take about 10 vitamins a day and that's only from 6 bottles. I take vitamins for my eyes, resveratrol with pomegranate for a good antioxidant which promotes long life, for circulation and vein support for my heart, one for the liver from all the crap i put into my body, omega 3 that does indeed NOT have mercury in it, also contains flax seed oil which is very good for you as well, and more importantly CoQ10, which is very much needed to help the mind and heart function well, along with lowering blood pressure and good to take if you eat a lot of crap foods. I stopped taking the multivitamin packs because one of them was making me lose weight too fast when I'm plenty thin.

You can't get everything you need from one pill. One multivitamin anyway. It takes a lot more and it doesn't help you if its in a hard rock form. It will just pass through your body like any other crap you put in it. It cannot be absorbed.

Only oil or powder filled pills can be absorbed. Andrew Lessman ftw.

[Raab]

I thought that anything the FDA didn't give daily amounts to based on a 1,000 calorie diet, wasn't a fucking vitamin.

I know the only real vitamins are labeled as Vitamin A, B12, C, etc. but I'm of course referring to supplements.

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

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Thanks Shauna for backing me up here. ;)

I take 3 pills a day currently, and probably will stay on that for a bit until i know how my body reacts with certain vitamins. I fucking love them so far. I will probably need to switch once I gain some weight, but I am not sure yet.

[fuSEEk]

I use to be a vitamin junkie, now I only take 5-HTP. That stuff blows my mind and has perfect synergy when smoking drugs.