So you're applying for a job at NG

[Conal]

"Please provide brief details outlining your reasons for applying for this vacancy"

You say?

[Luke]

They say, "Not hiring"

[Shaun]

My real life resume has my newgrounds post count. Just saying.

[SohlTofang]

You guys, need me.
I'd get you guys sandwhiches and stuff.
I mean that's pretty cool right?
CREAM CHEESE SANDWICHES,
TALKIN' BOUT CREAM CHEESE SANDWICHES.

[Jon]

i'd do what every one else seems to have done and circlejerk till i gain modship

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo

[Razz]

I'd just draw a dick. I don't want work there ...

[Odio]

This is the part where I blow myself up, killing Tom, Wade, and all those other aspies.

[PeterM]

I could apply for to be their accountant or financial director I suppose.

Maybe I will.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

I'm on this site a lot and do my best to contribute as much as I can. Then I shake hands and leave. Then I wonder what the hell I'm doing in Pennsylvania.

[Ragnarokia]

I have grown to appreciate this site over the years and I have noticed areas that I would be able to help in if I had the opportunity to make it even more enjoyable for me and others.

[Mechabloby]

Fuck you, I ain't doin' shit.

[Erty]

I am totally crazy, have a great knowledge on how to survive nuclear war and work extremely efficient at almost every subject for the same salary of an average Chinese worker.

[Wolfos]

I'd say "I take the job".

[Gagsy]

BECAUSE WE NEED A UK OFFICE.

To sell shit and stuff.

[Atypop]

At 11/8/10 12:35 PM, Gagsy wrote: BECAUSE WE NEED A UK OFFICE.

To sell shit and stuff.

I agree with Gagsy.

[Jon]

At 11/8/10 12:35 PM, Gagsy wrote: BECAUSE WE NEED A UK OFFICE.

To sell shit and stuff.

MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

[RYNOL]

Well I've been a fan of NG for a while now and I would like to do the best I can to improve this site in any way possible. Although I don't contribute much to NG, I spend a lot of time there and what parts of the site are good and bad and where it needs improvement.

Also, wouldn't it be totally sweet having a 15 year old, Swedish kid in the office?

[Wolfos]

At 11/8/10 12:35 PM, Gagsy wrote: BECAUSE WE NEED A UK OFFICE.

To sell shit and stuff.

I'd move to the UK to apply there!

[Prome]

glad to be here

[Dosensuppen]

Well, obviously gay porn, I mean really.

[Comrade]

I liek newground

[Mismo]

"If you don't give me the job, I'll never tell you where the treasure is buried!"

[Manly-Chicken]

Give me the job or I won't give you the antidote.

[Doberman]

"I will suck your cock."

[Coop]

At 11/8/10 12:35 PM, Gagsy wrote: BECAUSE WE NEED A UK OFFICE.

To sell shit and stuff.

Would you be hiring, if you were given such a job?

I'd apply to work under you, Gagsy. I hear you pay well.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 11/8/10 02:26 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/8/10 12:35 PM, Gagsy wrote: BECAUSE WE NEED A UK OFFICE.

To sell shit and stuff.

Would you be hiring, if you were given such a job?

I'd apply to work under you, Gagsy. I hear you pay well.

Gagsy pays in freeze-dried sperm, while Tom pays in new Trident Layers. And I hear the Dutch NG office will be paying in prostitutes.

[Atypop]

At 11/8/10 02:26 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/8/10 12:35 PM, Gagsy wrote: BECAUSE WE NEED A UK OFFICE.

To sell shit and stuff.

Would you be hiring, if you were given such a job?

I'd apply to work under you, Gagsy. I hear you pay well.

I'm sur everyone would love to work underneath Gagsy. ;)

[test-object]

At 11/8/10 08:44 AM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: "Please provide brief details outlining your reasons for applying for this vacancy"

I have always had a strong interest in maintaining the quality of Newgrounds' spermary dispensers.

[Gagsy]

At 11/8/10 02:26 PM, Coop83 wrote:

Would you be hiring, if you were given such a job?

I'd apply to work under you, Gagsy. I hear you pay well.

I don't know.

My UK office would need men, and I'm just not sure if you could handle that kind of pressure Coop.

The deal breaker is how well you can massage.

Then we'll talk payment.

[Lorkas]

Lmao it would be funny if someone's dream job would be to work at newgrounds.