Did I just drink messed up juice?

[Rague]

Woah, you actually clicked this.

Anyway, I had some apple juice just a couple of minutes ago - smelled fine, tasted "alright" since I'd just had some cookies moments earlier and I figured "meh, the tastes are probably conflicting". So I poured myself the last of it that was left, disposed of the bottle, and then went "Bottoms up". I downed nearly the entire cup, until I felt something gooey in my mouth.

The time for sex puns is imminent - get it out of the way folks.

Now, immediately, I spit it out into the cup with what little was left. Panicking, I held it to the light and investigated the cup - an olive-sized chunk of (re-collectively) gooey material was sitting there, floating in mockery of the deed. I immediately thought, "Oh my god, I just drank fermented juice. But doesn't it have a weird taste, not a glob inside of it? I would have known from the smell. Tasted fine, drank the whole thing!"

Call me an idiot, but there was a label on the top of the apple juice bottle that read "7-11-12", which I translated as the actual expiration date. I would later discover that apple juice is only supposed to last even refrigerated for a period of 2 weeks/months (misleading information). Alright, I'm stupid, and certainly no apple juice afficionado. Anyways, the point is I freaked. I poured the g lob out of the glass and observed it in my sink - what looked like mold (MOLD IN APPLE JUICE, I panicked, WHAT THE ****!?).

If I'd just ingested MOLD. '_' I was getting ready for the emergency room or whatever. But when I poured out the glob, it seemed more like jsut regular apple juice except smaller and sticky, like it lost mass from the juice itself. I poured it onto a napkin and extracted the glob, which was more the size of a booger now, and tossed it in the trash?

Did I just drink messed up juice? WikiAnswers has done me no good, I've already called my neighborhood doctor and they confirmed I haven't contracted AIDs or an STD, but other than those promises, this could be a life-or-death situation.

So now that you've spent 5 minutes reading all this, perhaps you could assist me in figuring out what the hell I just drank and save me the effort of googling it?

[SpaceWhale]

You spat it out instead of swallowing it, you'll be fine.

[Sekhem]

just wash your mouth out with some listerine and you'll be okay

probably

[Zombified]

I've never ever had that happen to me. To be honest, I didn't even know it COULD happen.

[nameistaken1]

Juice does not expire, it simply ferments. That is the process of sugar turning to alcohol. In fact, apple juice is how they make most apple flavoured wines. Fermented apple juice is think, and has a high viscosity. Kinda like syrup. The clump you saw was a gob of sugar stuck together.

You are not going to die. However, the sheer amount of concentrated sugar may upset your stomach. I recommend you throw the rest of the juice out.

Funny story though, I chuckled. ^^

[nameistaken1]

That, or you drank apple cum. You'll poop out Steve Job's kids very shortly.

[Lintire]

Yeah, you did. Either drink more and post pics of your eventual bacterial infection or whatever, or just stop drinking it. The two most possible responses.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Man up, brah. If you're that worried go to the hospital. I think you'll make it alright, though. I have seen apple juice ferment and man it isn't pretty. Sorry you had to drink the shit.

[Wolfos]

At 11/7/10 02:21 AM, nameistaken1 wrote: That, or you drank apple cum. You'll poop out Steve Job's kids very shortly.

No, you'll poop out an iPhone.