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How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:21:49 Reply

I have always wanted to be cool. But have never been cool so Newgrounds what do you think I could to be cool. Also on a more interesting note what is cool. What behaviour and/or style would you consider to be cool, personally I consider someone cool if they have killed someone. I am not entirely sure why but it could be evidence of me having psychological problems or a personality disorder.

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:22:51 Reply

Say and do what the fuck you want.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:25:09 Reply

You say; I want to be kool
You are: Noob, Dickhead
You say; U MAD BRO?
You are; Cool as fuck


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:27:26 Reply

Lower the kinetic energy of your molecules.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:31:06 Reply

At 11/5/10 04:22 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Say and do what the fuck you want.

This, the rule of cool is NOT FUCKING CARING.

When someone says you're a nerd for playing Pokemon on your Nintendo DS, tell them to go fuck themselves, you're busy trying to level up your Pokemon into a Charzard.

NOTE: You must 100% be yourself without care or consideration of the consequences and do what the hell you want.

How to try to hard: Not acting yourself and looking like a idiot.

For example: I'm cool because I'm somewhat Anti-Social and shockingly Blunt.


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Ignorance is Strength.

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:31:37 Reply

Use memes, and don't talk about 4chan.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:32:02 Reply

Wear dark shades, don't get angry or overly happy, learn to play bass or DJ. Make sure to clear up any spots too.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:36:59 Reply

Suck up to the mods. Coolness is guaranteed.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 16:46:37 Reply

WAAAAT?

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 17:10:18 Reply

At 11/5/10 04:21 PM, BioEthanol wrote: I have always wanted to be cool. But have never been cool so Newgrounds what do you think I could to be cool. Also on a more interesting note what is cool. What behaviour and/or style would you consider to be cool, personally I consider someone cool if they have killed someone. I am not entirely sure why but it could be evidence of me having psychological problems or a personality disorder.

FIrst, stop asking how to become cool.

Second, buy any Apple product. This will help you by about 1000% =)

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 17:11:06 Reply

Im a fat, sweaty, smelly, stupid and unintresting kid and im sure theres a good number of people in my school who think im cool. Probably because I dont do anything or talk to anyone about something that isnt related to school work...

Or maybe they all know im a faggot and there doing all that to make me feel good and there laughing behind my backAND THAT MAKES ME BAD AND MAD AND IM GUNNA CHAINSAW THERE FACES INTO THE GROUND

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 17:11:55 Reply

Be yourself and act friendly to your peers, thats how i got everyone in my school to be my friend


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 17:13:40 Reply

Your 1,000th post was about becoming cool.

You are now cool.

i love you, bioethanol

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 19:26:43 Reply

There are lots of different types of cools. Basically, it's not so much a process of leveling up to cool as a process of elimination - as in, there's a "what not to do" list. Basically consists of not being awkward, self-conscious, or ugly.

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 19:32:35 Reply

At 11/5/10 04:31 PM, LiquidOoze wrote: Use memes, and don't talk about 4chan.

Yeah this right here just what he sai... Wait a minute? What in the holy fucking shit is a 4chan?!?!


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 19:37:53 Reply

Drink and/or smoke, use enormous amounts of profanity, act indifferent to everything, be black, dress like the other cool kids. And uh, yeah that's it.

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 19:53:18 Reply

Being cool looks so popularity-generating. It's not, really. Walking on the red carpet from a limo with sunglasses on is just being stupid. Someone could just kill you with a glock. Being cool is simply not getting angry and collaborating with people. That's being cool. My friend is cool, because he never gets mad. Ever.

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 19:59:58 Reply

Get a girlfriend, fuck her, get a child, leave the girl, go to the next girl, fuck her and so on.

The bigger your streak is before you die, the cooler you are. Compareable with mw2, the difference is just that you auto-activate prestige when your penis is shoots white fluid out of it.

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:23:19 Reply

At 11/5/10 04:27 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: Lower the kinetic energy of your molecules.

That makes absolutely no sense in any way, never in time would that be considered a coherent answer to any question posed by any person, place or thing.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:26:50 Reply

Rub your dick on the water fountains at school.


I apologize in advance.

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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:33:09 Reply

You know!, I wanna be cool and awesome on Newgrounds!, But however!, I have to change a few things on my Profile is because many people think it is horrible and suckish!, So i decided to change a few things!


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:35:54 Reply

Put on Sunglasses, flatten back hair, assume a don't give a shit pose, then after a bried pause glancing at those around say "Problem?"


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:37:22 Reply

Emulate me.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:39:05 Reply

Whistle the tune to Jingle jangle jingle. The bitches love it.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:39:12 Reply

Like this.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:40:34 Reply

Eat cool beans


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 20:41:04 Reply

Do not care what people think and do what you want.


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 21:22:14 Reply

"How does one become cool?", you ask.

DRUGS.

lots and lots of drugs my friend.
seriously
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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 21:37:19 Reply

1. Always be one step ahead
3. Cheating is cool
4. Drugs are cool
5. Sex is cool
6. Lying is cool
7. Fighting is Way cool
8. Instigating is fun + cool
9. Gossiping = not cool...You are the one to be gossiped about

All while bumping THIS SONG


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Response to How does one become cool? 2010-11-05 21:43:44 Reply

At 11/5/10 09:37 PM, SuzpektClean wrote: 7. Fighting is Way cool

well this part is true.... it shows how strong you are if you win


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