Cops in my neighborhood

[Comrade]

So, theres a lot of cops in my neighborhood, and there are helicopters going around with search lights. They've ordered everyone to stay inside with their doors locked. The rumor is that some guy kidnapped a girl and they found the girl in the trunk of his car in a church parking lot. He is supposedly (I'm not sure if he lives in my neighborhood) in my neighborhood and armed.

So Newgrounds, how are you?

[N30Chaos]

Well, no one in my life has been kidnapped yet, so I'm fine.

[SimpleStuff]

Depressed............. Now I'm happy.

[TechnoGoomba]

Wouldn't it be crazy if he had an NG account, saw this thread, and posted that he was posting from inside your house?

That'd be crazy.

Why would I even have such a thought?

I'm so silly.

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[Jackdabomb]

THEY'RE LOCKING IT DOWN FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DON'T BE FOOLED BY THEIR TRICKERY, WITH A KIDNAPPER EVERYONE IS WARY AND STAYS IN THE SAME SPOT THUS MAKING THE QUARANTINE EASIER ESCAPE NOW WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR CHANCE A;LSJDFDUIDKNFAOKUWJEMNFC8UIJNADSF

Just a btw

[Prodigy]

Shit, man.

You aren't frightened at all?

[6r0undZ3r0]

Sounds sketch. He's probably hiding somewhere in your house.

[sweet21]

You should go all vigilante justice and shit!

[SlayerX3]

I'm on a truck with a 12 years old girl tied up on the back seat, doing some dope.

I'm fucking great man.

[SouthAsian]

Grab your rifle or a large steak knife go p to a cop,btw it doesn't matter if your in your sleeping clothes it actually looks better because it shows your eager.And demand they allow you to join the search party.If they say no just start raiding random homes.

[Irrelephant]

my little brother ran away today for the third time. he came back as usual. lmfao but he's going to court this time.

[FireWOLF109]

i would grab eigher one of my family's rifles or one of the shotguns (or maby an axe, machete, or the bow) and prepare myself just incase the criminal trys to get to you.

[Comrade]

At 11/4/10 10:17 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote: Shit, man.

You aren't frightened at all?

Yes actually, I am. I'm home alone, there are sirens and lights going off everywhere, my house is back in the woods with no close neighbors, and I don't even have a gun.

But everything's probably going to be fine.

[Faze]

Your house sounds like a great place for a hiding spot...

[chipotleaway]

At 11/4/10 10:25 PM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 11/4/10 10:17 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote: Shit, man.

You aren't frightened at all?

Yes actually, I am. I'm home alone, there are sirens and lights going off everywhere, my house is back in the woods with no close neighbors, and I don't even have a gun.

But everything's probably going to be fine.

You just described your house as the perfect hideout for a kidnapper. In the middle of the woods?
Does your house look like this?

[Garage]

I'm in lockdown.

[Jackdabomb]

At 11/4/10 10:24 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: (or maby an axe, machete, or the bow)

Okay I understand the guns and the axe and machete a little but a fucking bow and arrow? The guys armed! As badass as it would be to kill a criminal with a bow and arrow there's a slim chance of pulling it off. God you're stupid.

Oh yeah, but seriously get some kitchen knives just in case. I doubt he'd come into your house but, shit, you never know.

Also, if you kill him and appear on the news, give us the links.

[Luke]

These threads must be relevant. Only being realistic here.

[Comrade]

At 11/4/10 10:45 PM, EpicFail wrote: These threads must be relevant. Only being realistic here.

Holy shit, no this isn't a parody thread. I feel kind of bad now.

[Donut]

I'm doing fine man. I'm on the run from the cops in this weird neighborhood in the woods. They found the girl that was in my trunk. No biggie, i have like ten more in my basement, but i'm going to miss her. I'm posting this from my mobile phone, by the way. I'm approaching this weird house in the back of the woods and having my sights aimed at this guys head in the window. Wish me luck!

[Cootie]

Catch the criminal and engage in a martial arts battle with him.

[Luke]

At 11/4/10 10:50 PM, LeroyJ wrote:
Holy shit, no this isn't a parody thread. I feel kind of bad now.

Hahaha, I didn't mean you were making a parody thread, I mean the bad guy has that dude's woman!

[Prodigy]

At 11/4/10 10:25 PM, LeroyJ wrote:

At 11/4/10 10:17 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote: Shit, man.

You aren't frightened at all?

Yes actually, I am. I'm home alone, there are sirens and lights going off everywhere, my house is back in the woods with no close neighbors, and I don't even have a gun.

But everything's probably going to be fine.

I don't believe this.

[alfraydo]

At 11/4/10 10:15 PM, LeroyJ wrote: So Newgrounds, how are you?

I'm fine, thanks for asking. Now about your ordeal here; Have they caught the man yet? Are the police still searching in your area?

[nameistaken1]

I'm the kidnapper of Atlanta, LeroyJ. And I'm in your house. Say anything, and I'll fuck your shit up.

[Comrade]

At 11/4/10 11:42 PM, Alfraydo wrote:

At 11/4/10 10:15 PM, LeroyJ wrote: So Newgrounds, how are you?

I'm fine, thanks for asking. Now about your ordeal here; Have they caught the man yet? Are the police still searching in your area?

I didn't really want to be around all this while these cops were searching the area, plus it seemed kind of dangerous, so I got in my car and I just went to a friends house. On the way out, the police searched my car and let me leave. I came back about an hour ago, and the police are out of my neighborhood, along with the road blocks, and they've regrouped at a parking lot up the street.

I asked them if any arrests were made, but they said no.

[LocoJoe]

That's normal where I live. Holy shit a helicopter just flew by.

[assassin1337]

You live in a crappy neighborhood.

[Wyatt2012]

How the fuck do you call it a neighborhood if you live in the woods?!

[IDropedMyBiscuit]

That kind of shyt happens everyday in my hood