Oh shit, Oh shit!
I just shot my fucking friend! Now wait a second let me explain my self first. OK so my homie comes over to my house to just chill and shit, you know the usual. He suggest we go check out my fathers shotgun seeing as how both of my parents weren't home and because we both were bored and shit. I was like aight cool, and we both went into my parents room. I pulled out this huge ass shotgun out of my parents closet. I didn't think this thing was loaded so as a joke I aimed it at my homie pretending to like shoot him and stuff.
To bad the fucking shotgun WAS loaded, and I ended up blasting a huge ass hole on his stomach.
Holy shit shit shit shit. As I'm typing this He's still in my parents room possibly bleeding to death. Fuck me! Guys help me, I don't wanna lose my friend!
now officially squidified!!!
Your priorities lie in the wrong place my friend.
@ is your friend an oompa loompa?
At 11/4/10 07:10 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Call the ambulance you dumb fuck.
Because then they will think you wanted to kill him, and didn't express concern when you shot him.
This is either a lame joke thread, or we will never see OP again.
sips juice box
At 11/4/10 07:11 PM, DP36 wrote:At 11/4/10 07:10 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Call the ambulance you dumb fuck.Because then they will think you wanted to kill him, and didn't express concern when you shot him.
Also, don't point at this thread and say you did because that's even more retarded.
At 11/4/10 07:13 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:sips juice box
Damn you so fly
are we going to have to contact the authorities over this?
OP man up and say you are lying or I will contact them.
calm down man, just lay low with you're aunt and uncle in Bel-Air for a while.
Ok guys the bleeding has stopped and I think hes asleep right now. Can't seem to wake him up though...
Is this a good thing?
now officially squidified!!!
Thank goodness you made a thread or your friend would be doomed.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
Clearly the most logical thing to do is post on newgrounds after you shoot your friend.
Notsomebeans-Steam username
At 11/4/10 07:20 PM, orangekiller wrote: Ok guys the bleeding has stopped and I think hes asleep right now. Can't seem to wake him up though...
Is this a good thing?
Try giving him CPR. If he's alive and not gay he will magically awake just as your lips are touching his.
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At 11/4/10 07:20 PM, orangekiller wrote: Ok guys the bleeding has stopped and I think hes asleep right now. Can't seem to wake him up though...
Is this a good thing?
Yes, in fact play around with his body a little, shit on him you know, cum in his butt, you know the works, it'll be all the funnier when he wakes up.
Dude, you fucked up big time and are going to jail for life!
Time to reload the shotgun, put it in your mouth, and blow your fucking brains out. Because you are done.
Seems like oranges aren't the only things he's killing!
ziiiiiiing
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At 11/4/10 07:28 PM, Space-Whale wrote: Seems like oranges aren't the only things he's killing!
ziiiiiiing
I fucking laughed.
Hard.
["If I told you a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it?"] [I am Dovahkhiin1994. was big joke]
Oh look, another troll thread by orangekiller.
Shares juicebox with WeHaveFreshCookies.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
╰⋃╯私の腰は、自分自身で動いている
やりまん
I aimed it at my homie pretending to like shoot him and stuff.
Talkin' like dis makes yoo a gangsta dawg!
OMFG!, Don't shoot your friend!, It will might kill him!
At 11/4/10 07:20 PM, orangekiller wrote: Ok guys the bleeding has stopped and I think hes asleep right now. Can't seem to wake him up though...
Is this a good thing?
-.- wow, your clever arent you.
i was lying, obvious troll is obvious.
At 11/4/10 07:20 PM, orangekiller wrote: Ok guys the bleeding has stopped and I think hes asleep right now. Can't seem to wake him up though...
Is this a good thing?
"blasting a huge ass hole on his stomach."
This type of injury will not just stop bleeding. You know nothing of the injuries you are trying to fake.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
Let's Player, Artist, Pony writer, Cuteness!
I laughed as soon as I read this thread. I mean, are we honestly going to believe that orangekiller killed someone, and he went on NG for help? No one is that stupid... I think. Eh, either someone died, or they didn't.
Can I haz some of that juice?
Looks like you're fucked either way. Have fun with the rest of your life.
unless, of course, this is a joke
At 11/4/10 07:49 PM, mothballs wrote:unless, of course, this is a joke
Don't be ridiculous.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
At 11/4/10 07:43 PM, Myarbrough4 wrote: OMFG!, Don't shoot your friend!, It will might kill him!
Really?
i do not understand did you explode his testicals
Play Diplomacy with me sometime.
I love being STRONG.
At 11/4/10 07:54 PM, Imaku wrote:At 11/4/10 07:43 PM, Myarbrough4 wrote: OMFG!, Don't shoot your friend!, It will might kill him!Really?
YES REALLY.
At 11/4/10 07:52 PM, Cootie wrote:At 11/4/10 07:49 PM, mothballs wrote:Don't be ridiculous.unless, of course, this is a joke
Your sarcasm hurts me.
unless, of course, you're NOT being sarcastic
I never really see the point in these threads. The obvious reaction is to call the ambulance. And if you're trolling, it's almost too obvious.
If you're sincere, call a hospital. If you're not, whatever.
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