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doesn't sperm die after so many seconds in the open, it needs optimal warmth etc to keep moving, the likeliness of getting pregnant from her touching herself afterwards is slim.

Looks like she cheated on you.

If you were truly as careful as you say you were, then there shouldn't be any pregnancy. Most likely, she is experiencing some indigestion or something and the power of suggestion took over. Tell her to lay off the Indian food.

If you've never had vaginal sex her, then you have no problem. Well, if she's pregnant then you're not the father, so that may or may not be a problem depending on your point of view. So you can relax. Other than that, your girlfriend may be sick or something if it's not pregnancy.

She probably cheated on you, most likely sick of you so she's telling you symptoms to make you think she cheated and then you'll automatically jump to that conclusion rather than being reasonable, and then you will most likely dump her because even if she denies it, her pregnancy makes no sense. Unless she were abducted by aliens and got raped by them, then blanking her memory completely.

Have fun!

YOU SHOUDL CHECK THOSE NEW THINGS CALLED CONDOMS EVENTHGOUH ITS TOO LATE FOR DAT NOW
BUT SRRSLY

You're fucked. How the fuck did you do that, be a little careful. Well its too late now, abortion then. Unless you are ACTUALLY CAPABLE of taking care of a crying little yelling money-wasting shit-machine that is THE BABY. Think good.

At 11/4/10 11:04 AM, penisdickman wrote: I've used to have a problem like this, and I know what you are going through. Just keep your head okay.

You're so thought full!

At 11/4/10 11:09 AM, Mismo wrote:

At 11/4/10 11:04 AM, penisdickman wrote: I've used to have a problem like this, and I know what you are going through. Just keep your head okay.

You're so thought full!

Wow. You're just as funny as an old tree formed like nothing funny and being generally unfunny but somehow believing it is funny. Which is kinda funny. You're funny. Good job.

At 11/4/10 12:18 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: I can assure you that the only contact she's had with semen is inside her mouth; most of the time that happens she is still on clothes and there is no touching down there after that (but we wash our hand thoroughly anyway).

OH MY GOD!!! Didn't you know that her mouth is the number one place where babies are born?!?

IF a baby pops out, better get a test, cause something tells me your not the only dick shes pleasing.

Well if you're that sure that you didn't have unprotected sex, she's either just ill, or she cheated on you.

At 11/4/10 07:13 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: Not necessarily a ''dick ejeculating into a vagina''. She could just as easily touch her vagina with some semen in her hands and that counts as a plausible cause.

What the fuck? No. You're sperm sucks. Just like everyone elses. It does not have super powers. It does not set up camp, and live on her hand, waiting for a chance to jump in the hole. It dies.

If what you say is true, then she is not pregnant. Like you said, she is a virgin. So, the path the sperm needs to take is blocked, until you pop her.

Or she cheated on.

And you're an idiot.

And she's not pregnant. Shut up.

At 11/4/10 02:08 AM, Strength wrote: i hope she's pregnant so your life becomes a living hell and you learn a valuable lesson and eventually kill yourself along with your GF and her baby.

bitch

thats fucked up.
but to the future dad: good luck, and dont forget to treat your gf with respect at all times, so you arent on "is she really dating him" or "teen mom".

Hey dumbass, if you think your GF is cheating on you, and you've only ever had oral...

YOUR BIENG FUCKING CHEATED ON

At 11/4/10 12:59 PM, nameistaken1 wrote: What the fuck? No.

While it is true that it is very difficult for a woman to get naturally pregnant if there is no coitus involved, it isn't impossible, either. Even if sperm dies rapidly, when semen makes contact with the vagina any survivors can make their way through. Being a virgin is irrelevant.

Did you ever took a Sex Ed. class? I'm too lazy to do your homework.

Nice one, retard.

Probably cheated on you. If your SURE all you ever did was oral, the bitch is a ho.

She hasn't cheated on me. I know her very, very well.

I called her this morning and she said all symptoms are gone :D I'm still gonna buy her a test tomorrow just to be on the safe side, but now 99.99% of my paranoia is gone.

The power of suggestion just took over her. She wasn't even thinking about it, but a friend of her told her to be careful with a pregnancy in a jokingly matter when she felt a little ill yesterday and that kind of set off her alarms.

At 11/4/10 02:14 PM, Piss wrote: don't you frocking ignore me, neil

Neil? Who? I honestly have no idea what you're on about.

not it!

Don't try to pretend you didn't rape her in her sleep. Shame on you.

I have a little feeling that this is a lie because there are a few no-logic sentences that don't add up.

Sneak into her house and open the refridgerator to see if she collected your stuff.

Wait wtf? You haven't even fucked her? If she's pregnant then you'd better make sure she has an abortion or else Jesus will come back and we'll all die.

If she goes to the bathroom much more than often, I'd be concerned. Though, if all the things you've stated are true, you very likely have nothing to worry about.

seriously?? i mean SERIOUSLY??

shes a fucking virgin. and you both decided based on symptoms that you and her diagnosed that shes possibly pregnant? lmao you both are fucking stupid stupid people.

either shes cheating on you, or the antichrist is going to burst out of her stomach in a few months.

i hope its the antichrist.

Dude she had sex with someone else if she turns out pregnat, if so drop the bitch. That or shes just sick or something

YESH

PMT

You certainly don't fit your username.

And if she is 16, leave this topic, authorities are being contacted.

Sorry, I was distracted by the irony about your username and this thread.