My life is fucking ruined.

[jbown345]

So there was this girl I knew.

She was a complete stranger to me until the school year started. I had 3 out of 4 classes with her. We talked. I got to know her better. Everything was fine. Up until this one day.

So, her boyfriend wants to kick my ass because she thinks I'm hitting on her. I wouldn't mind, and I would respond diligently, but he's the biggest fucking dude ever. People are scared shitless of him. Lucky me.

And because of him thinking that I'm hitting on her, I've lost my reputation. Not to mention I get overly jealous already, and have severe anger management problems.

And just today, I was texting this girl after school, apparently she was driving. She got in a fucking car crash, and almost killed her. She was unconscious until later that day, and she fucking hates my guts now.

Now everybody fucking hates and wants to kick my ass. This is the worst day of my fucking life.

[Sinitech]

HAHAHAHA

[RockLou]

OLOLOL

[SpaceWhale]

It's her fault for texting you.

So I suppose it's also you're fault for texting her.

I'm not helping am i?

[GenocidalTendencies]

It's only high school.

[Scarface]

You made a big mistake posting about your life problems and feelings on the BBS.

[ashfrupt]

i wouldn't blame your "girl" for hating you. after all, noone likes to date a piece of trash.

[Urban-Champion]

What? It's not your fault that she got in a car crash, SHE WAS FUCKING STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY AND TEXT AND DRIVE AT THE SAME TIME.

Tell her that.

[Boss]

dude jsut work out a ton and get huge and intimidating then learn to not suck ass and be a pussy at fighting and be able to kick everyones ass and become top dog aint so hard you jsut have to want to do it and not be a lazy ass like some peple couhg cough me cough ok man ok ok ok

[Wunderbar]

Let us see if this will get the same reaction as HayBayBee's thread.

As for OP, try not to get into any sort of relationships with girls who have a boyfriend before-hand.

Get in there first or get nothing at all.

[orangekiller]

Congratulations.

[desert116]

AHAHA SOMEONE HAD A HORRIBLE DAY LETS LAUGH AT HIM LOLOL

[SimpleStuff]

Dude, you just can't catch a break.

[Mariojinx]

Here's what you should do:

Even if you hate this day and are upset, at least pretend to play it cool. That way people will think "Wow, he's pretty cool!" instead of "Look at how easily he gets mad. Let's annoy the hell out of him."

[Gobblemeister]

You're an idiot, someone almost died and you're only concerned about your reputation

[shadowkills4]

Call the cops here the nummber 9-1-1 shit just watch the internet ploice show up on this tread are there gona be like WHO FUCKINGTYPED 9-1-1 im scared i dont want to post it but im gona do it....of topic

POST!

[mindwipe-has-a-sword]

1.shank him
2. noone messes with you
3.get the girl
4.????
5.profit

[Lintire]

Yeah, funny how you can screw up absolutely everything in a single day. You're going to have to actively work to get your rep back, man, or like the man said - you're going to be made into the community's fuck-bitch. Nobody wants that.

Basically, the girl crashing is your main concern, but if you can take the mickey out of the other guy then that problem should be done with as well.

[Dragonberry]

Poor thing.

You expected the BBS to care.

[GeneralPlanet]

Ok? Sucks to be you.

What? Expect some sympathy? You're at Newgrounds, go fuck yourself.

[Maverick-Alex]

Run away from it all, and don't look back.

[tinytim12]

At 11/3/10 09:10 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: Ok? Sucks to be you.

What? Expect some sympathy? You're at Newgrounds, go fuck yourself.

Oh, come on man. We ain't that bad.

[zooos]

How he a girl checking her phone while driving and then getting into an accident your fault?

Tell the bitch to wait till shes not driving to check her fucking phone.

Second, a fight is a fight, there are no rules. Grab a baseball bat, rush the guy aim for his news, you take his legs you take a whole lot that he can do.

[FlamingHiei]

At 11/3/10 09:31 PM, tinytim12 wrote:

At 11/3/10 09:10 PM, GeneralPlanet wrote: Ok? Sucks to be you.

What? Expect some sympathy? You're at Newgrounds, go fuck yourself.

Oh, come on man. We ain't that bad.

You have much to learn young one.

Also, that's a good ice-breaker for when you're at a party. You could be in the middle of an awkward silence, and just bring up that story. Who wouldn't want to hear about that one time you nearly killed a woman without knowing it?

[DarkWeegee]

Go kill yourself you fucking fag

[mothballs]

At 11/3/10 08:49 PM, jbown345 wrote: So, her boyfriend wants to kick my ass because she thinks I'm hitting on her. I wouldn't mind, and I would respond diligently, but he's the biggest fucking dude ever. People are scared shitless of him. Lucky me.

Just ignore him and he won't do shit. Believe me, he's going to have a lot more problems than you if he beat someone up.

And because of him thinking that I'm hitting on her, I've lost my reputation. Not to mention I get overly jealous already, and have severe anger management problems.

I doubt it. You probably think you lost your reputation, but you've got to go for things in life. Not everything is going to work out perfectly, which means that you've got to go for things and keep your head up when bad things happen.

And just today, I was texting this girl after school, apparently she was driving. She got in a fucking car crash, and almost killed her. She was unconscious until later that day, and she fucking hates my guts now.

Lol, she's blaming you? It's her fucking fault she's texting while driving, only idiots do that. Plus, you had no idea she was driving at the time.

Now everybody fucking hates and wants to kick my ass. This is the worst day of my fucking life.

There's either two things happening here. One, people are taking your actions way too seriously and they need to shut the fuck up for it. Or two, you're acting way too dramatic over the whole thing and making things seem worse than they already are.

I suggest calming down about the whole thing and don't be so high-strung. People are going to notice it and they will make things seem worse than they already are as well.

[Triumvirate]

punch the kid in the fucking and get over it

and dump the bitch who cares

[WarVomit]

Everyone knows that nothing will ever be as important as what goes on in high school. I mean, your whole life is pretty much ruined from this. You might as well just chop your nuts off, fold them neatly into a purse and call yourself a giant pussy. You've ruined your whole life. I can't believe how serious this is.

[Myarbrough4]

WOW!, My life is ruined too!, You know!, Everybody thinks i suck!, And now!, It is getting worse and worse!, But thank god for getting me a new Userpage Header on Newgrounds!

[Nana-Naps]

Bitches.