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luigipwnsmario
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1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 16:53:24 Reply

Step 1) Introduce character(s)
Step 2) Introduce a scenario that could easily kill said character(s)
Step 3) Have some completely random and totally unrelated bullshit come in and murder the character(s) in a ludicrous way.

Just thought I'd put that out there.

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 16:55:59 Reply

Unsuspecting luigipnsmario makes a thread on Newgrounds about 1000 ways to die.
But little did he know that his computer was really a bomb!
He died because the bomb went off!
HOORAY

This has been 1000 ways to die.
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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 16:56:30 Reply

Newgrounds thread formula
1) Choose relevant or controversial topic
2) Insert unneeded opinion
3) Attempt comedy

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 16:57:13 Reply

At 11/2/10 04:55 PM, quanmandetil wrote: Unsuspecting luigipnsmario makes a thread on Newgrounds about 1000 ways to die.
But little did he know that his computer was really a bomb!
He died because the bomb went off!
HOORAY

This has been 1000 ways to die.

Pretty much this. I think I talked about how the show works earlier today, in a different thread.

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 16:57:15 Reply

At 11/2/10 04:56 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

No-one cares mate, you get old after a while.

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 16:59:09 Reply

At 11/2/10 04:57 PM, Twilight wrote:
At 11/2/10 04:57 PM, PeterM wrote:
At 11/2/10 04:56 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
No-one cares mate, you get old after a while.
He's actually right. Shut you fairy cunt.

Damn, you got told bitch!

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:00:43 Reply

At 11/2/10 04:57 PM, PeterM wrote:
At 11/2/10 04:56 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
No-one cares mate, you get old after a while.

generic gd reply formula
1) Point out why you're stupid
2) Use a lot of caps and big words to make myself look better
3) Throw in some dick jokes for effect

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:05:33 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:00 PM, GiantDouche wrote: generic gd reply formula

Tick tock. Getting older.

1,000 Ways To Die formula

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:05:52 Reply

peterm is right. as of today I'm gonna be the best ng bbs user I can be :)

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:11:57 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:05 PM, GiantDouche wrote: peterm is right. as of today I'm gonna be the best ng bbs user I can be :)

You'll still be a douche though, so...


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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:13:52 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:11 PM, ryanson209 wrote:
At 11/2/10 05:05 PM, GiantDouche wrote: peterm is right. as of today I'm gonna be the best ng bbs user I can be :)
You'll still be a douche though, so...

We're all douches in the end.


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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:15:43 Reply

Meanwhile, back at the thread...

Yes, that is pretty much how the show works. It shows wacky was that people have actually died. I guess it is entertaining when nothing else is on TV. Pretty much all shows have a set formula.


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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:22:31 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:15 PM, Cootie wrote: Meanwhile, back at the thread...

What thread? We're talking about GiantDouche now.


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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:23:59 Reply

I stopped watching that show a while back.

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:24:44 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:13 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: We're all douches in the end.

Touche.

or should I say douche

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:24:54 Reply

I don't watch shows like that because they are really violent and stuff.

I prefer family guy because it is hilarious!!!

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:25:17 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:22 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 11/2/10 05:15 PM, Cootie wrote: Meanwhile, back at the thread...
What thread? We're talking about GiantDouche now.

Derailed threads>On-rail threads.

Let it be.

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:26:16 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:24 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I don't watch shows like that because they are really violent and stuff.

I prefer family guy because it is hilarious!!!

LEIK OMG i luv tat sho becuz my parnts sed not 2 watch it butt I DO IT ANYWAYZ CUZ I R KEWL and i tink famly gui is the funneist show evr and i like 2 rpeat jokes from it @ skewl!


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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:28:06 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:26 PM, Scarface wrote:
At 11/2/10 05:24 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I don't watch shows like that because they are really violent and stuff.

I prefer family guy because it is hilarious!!!
LEIK OMG i luv tat sho becuz my parnts sed not 2 watch it butt I DO IT ANYWAYZ CUZ I R KEWL and i tink famly gui is the funneist show evr and i like 2 rpeat jokes from it @ skewl!

Please stop derailing this thread derailing threads is against the ng bbs rules!

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:29:29 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:28 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 11/2/10 05:26 PM, Scarface wrote: LEIK OMG i luv tat sho becuz my parnts sed not 2 watch it butt I DO IT ANYWAYZ CUZ I R KEWL and i tink famly gui is the funneist show evr and i like 2 rpeat jokes from it @ skewl!
Please stop derailing this thread derailing threads is against the ng bbs rules!

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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:29:33 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:24 PM, Bryan wrote:
At 11/2/10 05:13 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: We're all douches in the end.
Touche.

or should I say douche

Douché good sir. Douché.


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Response to 1,000 Ways To Die formula 2010-11-02 17:35:46 Reply

At 11/2/10 05:29 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote:
At 11/2/10 05:24 PM, Bryan wrote:
At 11/2/10 05:13 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: We're all douches in the end.
Touche.

or should I say douche
Douché good sir. Douché.

YOU ARE SO CLEVAR.