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It says right on the wiki link that it is not attracted to piss:

It was also once thought that the fish was attracted to urine (as the candiru's primary prey emits urea from its gills, but this was later discredited in formal experimentation.[4][10]

Piss can rest easy now.

Dude, did you know that there are these little fish in the river, and when you piss in the river, they swim up yo dick and the only way to get rid of them is to chop yo dick off?

At 11/2/10 05:41 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: It says right on the wiki link that it is not attracted to piss:

It was also once thought that the fish was attracted to urine (as the candiru's primary prey emits urea from its gills, but this was later discredited in formal experimentation.[4][10]

Piss can rest easy now.

Formal Experimentation = making a bunch of guys swim around naked in a pool filled with dickfish?

At 11/2/10 05:23 PM, XxPsycosisxX wrote: i think i heard of this fish when watching a 1000 ways to die.

Same.

At 11/2/10 05:43 PM, Bryan wrote: Dude, did you know that there are these little fish in the river, and when you piss in the river, they swim up yo dick and the only way to get rid of them is to chop yo dick off?

Ha!

Sounds like the plot to some porn

I took one look at it and thought about the Babel fish.

That thing proves AND disproves the existence of God.

Sucks for people who can't control their bladder...

You know that your penis has to be almost under the water for the thing to get into your dick, right? Personally I don't see myself in a situation where I will have to be in Africa thigh deep in a river just to piss.

If these things are attracted to piss, then why would they focus exclusively on the male genetalia? I never really thought women smelled like fish down there but now that I've learned about this thing... Maybe there is an explanation for that claim...

At 11/2/10 02:52 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: That's ~ 5 inches. Fuck you, OP. You're like the people who made swine flu big.

Avg. Penis size - 5.5 Inches.

Ow.

At 11/2/10 02:39 PM, quanmandetil wrote: Next thing you know, Zone Sama will make a parody of this involving some 13 year old girl getting raped by dick fish.

And you retards will make sure it makes front page.

Video link from wikipage about dickfish

http://animal.discovery.com/videos/weird -true-freaky-fish-attacks-mans-urethra.h tml

Ouch. Makes you think twice about peeing in water.

I knew about these but I dare not imagine what it would be like to have one removed...

Swimming up piss is impossible, because it isn't one big stream at the end. I'm sure you'd have to literally stick your dick in the water.

At 11/2/10 07:14 PM, Space-Whale wrote: Swimming up piss is impossible, because it isn't one big stream at the end. I'm sure you'd have to literally stick your dick in the water.

Duh. It is when you are in the water and basically piss on yourself. Like how some nasty little kids piss in the pool.

At 11/2/10 05:41 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote: It says right on the wiki link that it is not attracted to piss:

It was also once thought that the fish was attracted to urine (as the candiru's primary prey emits urea from its gills, but this was later discredited in formal experimentation.[4][10]

Piss can rest easy now.

Fucking stole it from me.

Uh, did you know, there's these bugs in the river, and if you pee in there, they like, swim up your dick, and expand? And the only way to get rid of them is to chop your dick off?

At 11/2/10 02:37 PM, Cootie wrote: The "dick fish"

the second i read this i stoped reading :(

At 11/2/10 02:37 PM, Cootie wrote: I take this is proof that God is real. I used to be atheist, but I now realize that only a sentient being with a sense of humor could make this fucking thing. (jokes)

You've just watched "Africa Dudes", haven't you? Come on, this is old news.

At 11/2/10 07:55 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/2/10 02:37 PM, Cootie wrote: I take this is proof that God is real. I used to be atheist, but I now realize that only a sentient being with a sense of humor could make this fucking thing. (jokes)

You've just watched "Africa Dudes", haven't you? Come on, this is old news.

They called it a bug. Also Africa Dudes has to have been the single most boring piece of Flash I have seen on this site.

When they used this as a joke in Africa Dudes I thought they were just kidding and it wasn't real. Now I feel foolish.

At 11/2/10 07:55 PM, Coop83 wrote:

At 11/2/10 02:37 PM, Cootie wrote: I take this is proof that God is real. I used to be atheist, but I now realize that only a sentient being with a sense of humor could make this fucking thing. (jokes)

You've just watched "Africa Dudes", haven't you? Come on, this is old news.

I actually have never watched that flash. I saw something on this Discovery Channel clip that was talking about them and I looked up more information on them. I saw that some people were quoting a flash in this thread and were providing pictures. I guess I should probably go and see what the flash you guys keep talking about is now.

At 11/2/10 07:14 PM, Space-Whale wrote: Swimming up piss is impossible, because it isn't one big stream at the end. I'm sure you'd have to literally stick your dick in the water.

No one said it was a flying dickfishpissmagnet.

You'd have to be pissing in the water, while swimming in the Amazon like a jackass.

Truthfully, there's no way you could pay me to swim in the Amazon. There are bigger things in there than the flying dickfish.

I swim up the urethras in THIS FAMILY

At 11/2/10 08:11 PM, Cootie wrote: I saw that some people were quoting a flash in this thread and were providing pictures. I guess I should probably go and see what the flash you guys keep talking about is now.

Feels so good to be noticed.