Choose Your Own Adventure 2!

[Viktor]

~This is based off Major-n00bs adventure game.~
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You are sent to a Foster Orphanage... But it is the 1960's...
How the hell did this happen, you think to yourself.
Do my parents not love me? Is it that I am a mistake?
Why? Little did he know they had to give him up because
He was born in China under Mao Zedong's Rule, and Mao did not permit
any children to the loving couple, so he was shipped off to a Orphanage.
Ten Men come to look at the children. Only Two are interested in you.
The first of this man resembles you but, could not be your father.
The second man is a Russian Communist who would raise you
to believe the Russian way of life.
You must choose now, for there might now be another chance.

1. Man that looks like you.
2. Russian Communist.

[Garage]

What happened to punch him in the taco?

That was always my favorite option...

[Dromedary]

Communism is bad. Here are five reasons.

1) human nature. Humans are greedy no matter what. They always want a little more. They aren't happy with what they have and this is 100% true. This is the main reason why communism will never work.

2) Always need some sort of leader to get things done, or people will be arguing and nothing will proceed. In communism they don't divide the power. They start out as what young socialists want (marxist ideas) but realize that this absolute equality isn't getting anywhere and appoint a leader. This leader manipulates the fact that no one can oppose him and becomes a tyrant like stalin. Like a ripple effect, the standard of living becomes harsh and educated people and religous figures are taken out of the picture because they realize first that this government sucks. Uneducated people (workers) are ideal because they can be reeducated. Very much like the reeducation programs the USSR created.

3) communist countries start out with a revolution where people think will bring them a utopia and get swept by the hype. Then years later the communist countries are the worst places to live. talk to people from eastern europe, N. korean deserters, cubans, etc they hated it.

4) Economy eventually deteriorates and people suffer.

5) Everyone is different so specialization is key. Some people do better at other things and some genius exceeds and becomes hated for his/her gift. Kills/condemns great people that didn't do wrong like beheading of antoine lavosier father of chemistry. These stupid revolutions do more harm than good. We know USSR was responsible for over hundred million of people with all their involvement. Who knows what some of the people in that death toll could have done if they were given a chance to do so. There is no perfect government that can be met. Communism is far from perfect because of our flaw as humans. It wrongs too many people.

Anyone with any intelligence can figure out that Communism doesn't work. The idea isn't bad, it's just that for the human race it could never work. Just look at all the failures. Why listen to someone that just assumes things? People that haven't even lived or known anyone from a communist country can answer this question with some research. Do you have to try to survive in a arid desert before you come to the conclusion that it is difficult for humans to live there? No..there is sufficient data and human experience to support the fact that it is difficult to live there.

So, the man who looked like me.

Oh and I copied all of that.

[Viktor]

~I am going with first reply~
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You choose the Communist Father, it was actually better because as you got home, when your father turned on TV, it says that the man was a convicted murder, trying to look like the fatherly figure and when he didn't get you, he burned the Orphanage down! You felt sorry for your friends there but it was best that it didn't happen to you. So you were raised by your fathers Communist ways, training everyday nonstop to be in the Army, and to one day convert your country to Communism. Though you were the weird kid in school, it was better though because bullies kept their distance knowing you could shatter their bones. You went through it like this for the rest of Kindergarten.

[Viktor]

forgot options.

1. You try and socialize some in 1st grade by finger painting with other kids.
2. You become social outcast.
3. Skip school for military training communist style.
4. Run away.

[ZJ]

4. Run Away

Worked for Forrest Gump, it'll do for me.

[ratchet103]

At 11/1/10 06:46 PM, iBliss wrote: forgot options.

1. You try and socialize some in 1st grade by finger painting with other kids.
2. You become social outcast.
3. Skip school for military training communist style.
4. Run away.

5. The spirit of Che Guevara, who is your actual father, overcomes you, you start a first grader revolution and abolish communism. The end.

[Viktor]

Running away.
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So you run away from your home with your father, he didn't stop you because he knew why. You longed to find your mother and father, You spent ages, until you were 15, with your father until you ran away to China. The Guards wouldn't let you in, so you posed as Nixon to get in. This caused a huge ordeal with the "Nixon visits China!" headlines. None the less, you met your parents, you saw them amongst the crowd and met them after you shook hands with the very man who sent you away. Once you met your parents, thew were glad to see you, and asked you of your life. "I lived with a man who gave me everything and let me go, his Adopted son, to meet you. He was a very nice man, he did like communism, but not the way this horrible Mao Zedong does." you say. They were glad you found a home, and after the customs found out from a call from America a few days later you had to think quick on what to do.

1. Run the hell out of China, across the Middle East, and do a Micheal Jordan, jumping across the Atlantic, but really jumping on the back of a boat in Berlin.

2. Call your Father, surely he will know what to do.

3. Suffer Chinese Jail, or at the worst, be executed!

4. Lead a protest against Chinese Communism in Tiananmen Square causing lives of many.

[Bluenile]

Number 3. Communism is the shit.

[ratchet103]

4. Che style

[Viktor]

Keep them coming.

[homsarrunner3]

3 W00T COMMUNISM!

(not all caps)

[studmuffin7]

Hello, Major-n0ob's alt here (still banned for trolling :/ )
I'm flattered my experiment has inspired you to create your own. I took care to advertise your story on my latest update in my own thread. I say ask your father what to do. Chinese jail under Mao would likely be brutal but your father will probably do whatever he can to take care of you.

[Viktor]

At 11/1/10 08:09 PM, studmuffin7 wrote: Hello, Major-n0ob's alt here (still banned for trolling :/ )
I'm flattered my experiment has inspired you to create your own. I took care to advertise your story on my latest update in my own thread. I say ask your father what to do. Chinese jail under Mao would likely be brutal but your father will probably do whatever he can to take care of you.

Thank you for posting, and since you were the only one person being logical about choosing and not saying 'COMMUNISM W00T!" I will go with your choice.
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As you hide out in your apartment, you call your father, you use a disposable so they cannot track your cell phone. Your father says he will try his best to get you out of there. Little did you know he was head general of the Russian Army, so he was able to invade China and get you back to Russia. Yes Russia. So when you are back in Russia, you thank your father and tell him you would never run away again. Your father said he knew why and wouldn't stop you, he knew that you would come back some day. After the intense hiding, The Chinese Government had crumbled under Mao's anger of losing. Russia quickly went in, as suggested by me, and lead by me. We needed tactics, so I had to think... What should I do? I thought.

Maybe I should...

1. Conquer something smaller first, but before China and rebuild itself and raid?
2. Call America for help in this battle.
3. Ask your Grandfather, Joesph Stalin, yes Stalin, because int his story he is still alive.
4. Let hell break loose by calling in all your allies and sharing the land evenly.

[Thegluestickman]

At 11/1/10 08:17 PM, iBliss wrote: 1. Conquer something smaller first, but before China and rebuild itself and raid?
2. Call America for help in this battle.
3. Ask your Grandfather, Joesph Stalin, yes Stalin, because int his story he is still alive.
4. Let hell break loose by calling in all your allies and sharing the land evenly.

3 Ask Joseph Stalin, He'll know what to do now.

[Viktor]

At 11/1/10 08:25 PM, Thegluestickman wrote:

At 11/1/10 08:17 PM, iBliss wrote: 1. Conquer something smaller first, but before China and rebuild itself and raid?
2. Call America for help in this battle.
3. Ask your Grandfather, Joesph Stalin, yes Stalin, because int his story he is still alive.
4. Let hell break loose by calling in all your allies and sharing the land evenly.

3 Ask Joseph Stalin, He'll know what to do now.

So you decide to ask your Grandpap Joesph Stalin, he says to have the army spread around and work their way into the center, and then ambush Beijing being the center. You do so, and it works! China is now Part of the Russian Government, and your quick thinking to call Grandpap got you and your Generations for you high honor and life time supply of anything you want. You can't decide what to get so you choose from the following.

1. Food
2. Water
3. Not Water, I know the Chemical formula so probably Bullets
4. Money, why the hell have one thing, when I could buy many things with infinite money?

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 11/1/10 08:46 PM, iBliss wrote: 1. Food
2. Water
3. Not Water, I know the Chemical formula so probably Bullets
4. Money, why the hell have one thing, when I could buy many things with infinite money?

I choose 3: the bullets