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Amazing poem. Nov. 1st, 2010 @ 11:50 AM Reply

In a burst of creativity, I wrote this poem in five minutes. Critique, comment please.

I have the biggest dick of all
Its real big, not real small.
If you could see how big it is
You would fall over and jizz.
My dick is so tall, it touches the sky.
Up with the birds it flies.
I see my dick in outer space.
When i wank, jizz falls down on my face.

(note: This poem is based in fact, not fiction.)

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Response to Amazing poem. Nov. 1st, 2010 @ 02:59 PM Reply

At 11/1/10 11:50 AM, quanmandetil wrote: In a burst of creativity, I wrote this poem in five minutes. Critique, comment please.

I have the biggest dick of all
Its real big, not real small.

it's*

If you could see how big it is
You would fall over and jizz.

doesn't rhyme

My dick is so tall, it touches the sky.
Up with the birds it flies.

This rhymes, it just makes no sense, since if your penis were in fact flying it wouldn't necessarily indicate an abnormally or even above average size, but rather an ability to defy gravity by flight, though it could also insinuate that you have once been on a plane.

I see my dick in outer space.
When i wank, jizz falls down on my face.

You need to capitalize your "I". Aside from that these two lines have nothing to do with anything, and it seems like a sort of "moon, spoon, June" situation to pull a rhyme together.


(note: This poem is based in fact, not fiction.)

I believe this should read with a capital "N" to begin, and it's "based ON fact," not "IN fact". That's just silly.

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Response to Amazing poem. Nov. 1st, 2010 @ 04:42 PM Reply

At 11/1/10 02:59 PM, RabidSquirrelStudios wrote: doesn't rhyme

Its called artistic license. Jeez...

This rhymes, it just makes no sense, since if your penis were in fact flying it wouldn't necessarily indicate an abnormally or even above average size, but rather an ability to defy gravity by flight, though it could also insinuate that you have once been on a plane.

Well...what i was really getting at was my penis was up so high, it's altitude could be compared with the altitude that birds fly at. But i see your point.

You need to capitalize your "I". Aside from that these two lines have nothing to do with anything, and it seems like a sort of "moon, spoon, June" situation to pull a rhyme together.

What it means is my dick is SO HUGE, the jizz first goes up like a fountain, and then goes straight down, right on to my face. Its another example of just how big my dick is.

I believe this should read with a capital "N" to begin, and it's "based ON fact," not "IN fact". That's just silly.

True dis.