At 10/31/10 07:11 PM, RDNNRD wrote: If Korea started a war, all the nations together would shoot there asses dead, so it wouldn't matter anyway. So why worry, guys? I'm gonna go start getting candy instead of worrying about this shit!
NK launches a nuke at USA. USA launches a nuke at NK. China interprets this a strike against them, and retaliates. Russia freaks out and nukes Sweden.
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Some of the later predictions are ridiculous.
Apparently animals become half human and a collision of artificial suns creates a world in twilight.
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2010 - World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.
Sounds plausible.
2011 - As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.
Need to make correct grammar.
2014 - Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).
If the 2011 is true then probably.
2016 - Europe almost lonely (empty).
Because of the war?
2018 - New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters.
Could happen
2023 - A little bit of change in the Earth's orbit.
Why?
2025 - Europe still little settled.
Sounds bleak.
2028 - Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.
Venus? That early after WWIII? I doubt it. Other part is believeable.
2033 - The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.
Sounds true.
2043 - The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.
I guess that economy is. What about North and South America?
2046 - any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.
And still what about Europe? Muslim country is backwards.
2066 - During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon - the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).
I thought we were all dead.
2076 - Classless Society (communism).
Horray!
2084 - The restoration of nature.
Seems a little early.
2088 - A new disease - aging for a few seconds!
Uh huh. Sure.
2097 - The rapid aging defeated.
Exactly how?
2100 - Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.
Why would we need that?
2111 - People become living robots.
Then that means no more bredding hence extinction.
2123 - The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.
Like we care.
2125 - Hungary will receive signals from space.
Why Hungary? I'm sure everyone else could intercept the same signals.
2130 - Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).
Sounds fine.
2164 - Animals turn half-human.
We can't breed with them and they woudn't be half-human if we attacked human parts to them, or they mutated like us. And which animals?
2167 - A new religion.
Sounds fine.
2170 - Major drought.
Sounds real.
2183 - A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when - the United States from England).
When did we start colonizing mars in your predictions?
2187 - Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes.
What will?
2195 - Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.
Sounds alright.
2196 - Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.
It could happen, but I thought most of them died.
2201 - At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.
How would those processes drop temperature? Is it the artificial sun which I doubt will exist.
2221 - In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what - something terrible.
What something?
2256 - Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.
Forgotton? New disease? What?
2262 - Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.
Could happen./
2271 - Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?)
Ok, that is bullshit. In every way.
2273 - Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.
Goobacks!
2279 - Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).
I'd doubt it.
2288 - Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.
They'd be here if that happens.
2291 - The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.
THERE'S A REAL SUN TOO!
2296 - Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites.
I guess it could if that bullshit artificial sun did it. I doubt it'd change the actual force of gravity.
2299 - In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.
Sounds real.
2302 - New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed.
42.
2304 - Secrets of the Moon revealed.
What secrets? We've been on mars already so...
2341 - Something terrible is approaching Earth from space.
Is it that something terrible alien?
2354 - An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought.
One of the? How the fuck....
2371 - The great famine.
Sounds ok.
2378 - A new fast-growing race.
From what.....?
2480 - 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight.
WHY WOULD YOU NEED THESE?!?!?!?!?
3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet.
That's one big ass explosion.
3010 - Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth - ring/zone of the stones and dust.
Sounds ok.
3797 - By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system.
So we're already on the other planets? Also why?
3803 - A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people - they mutate.
What planet? How'd we get there. Why so few?
3805 - The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.
That's kind of stupid since there were so few people.
3815 - The war is over.
3854 - The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.
Cause of the war? Seriously? I doubt we'd become that stupid in 1/2 a gerneration.
3871 - New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.
Sounds fine.
3874 - New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.
Sounds ok.
3878 - along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.
And how did they acquire these "sciences"?
4302 - New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.
So it's the opposite of Christianity.
4302 - The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.
What diseases impacted their behavior?
4304 - Found a way to win any disease.
You mean defeat.
4308 - Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.
There's still the notion of having to survive no matter what. Also greed and being powerful.
4509 - Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.
If God wanted that, he'd have done it already.
4599 - People achieve immortality.
If the god thing was real sure.
4674 - The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.
That's just nasty. Keep it pure.
5076 - A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.
This makes no sense.
5078 - The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.
Multi-verse?
5079 - End of the World.
I think Earth already ended. So umm, which world?
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At 10/31/10 07:18 PM, letiger wrote: Letiger's opinion.
Ah man, it's all just one big troll provoking people to talk about NOTHING instead of talking about things that actually matter, don't waste your precious time on this :)
Tick Tock
At 10/31/10 07:22 PM, Admiral wrote:At 10/31/10 07:18 PM, letiger wrote: Letiger's opinion.Ah man, it's all just one big troll provoking people to talk about NOTHING instead of talking about things that actually matter, don't waste your precious time on this :)
I just felt like giving some comments. :3
I'm calling bullshit
2164 - Animals turn half-human.
2088 - A new disease - aging for a few seconds!
2097 - The rapid aging defeated.
2111 - People become living robots.
2195 - Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.
2273 - Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.
2279 - Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).
2288 - Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.
4308 - Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.
4509 - Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.
4674 - The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.
5079 - End of the World.
I 'loled.
Let me give my prediction.
2012: Wade Fulp becomes leader of America
2012-Jan-02: End of the World.
Tick Tock
At 10/31/10 07:24 PM, letiger wrote: I just felt like giving some comments. :3
I have to admit that I'm rather gullible when it comes to stuff that looks relatively legit like this. You made me feel a lot better about it.
At 10/31/10 07:15 PM, desert116 wrote:At 10/31/10 07:11 PM, RDNNRD wrote: If Korea started a war, all the nations together would shoot there asses dead, so it wouldn't matter anyway. So why worry, guys? I'm gonna go start getting candy instead of worrying about this shit!NK launches a nuke at USA. USA launches a nuke at NK. China interprets this a strike against them, and retaliates. Russia freaks out and nukes Sweden.
2011 Swedes mutate to flesh-eating ghouls. Used by other scandinavian countries as bio-weapons.
2013 Jesus appears back on earth and says he's looking for Atlantis. USA wants Jesus to reveal how to come back from the dead, so they can use it for military purposes.
2014 Aliens find Earth. War between aliens and Jesus for the Atlantis starts. USA pissed at Jesus.
Swedes transform into dragons and disappear to another world.
2015 Jesus drops Africa on the alien's mothership, marking the end of the war.
2017 Atlantis discovered. Jesus kidnapped by the dragons. With no-one having any idea what to do with Atlantis it is moved from the bottom of the ocean and placed in a museum in New York.
2023 Atlantis starts to glow dimly.
2024 New York disappears, causing the Second American Civil War.
2026 The civil war ends. It is decided to split North America in half.
2029 The Split is completed. Demons start to emerge from the gap. A newly-found race of Fairies is called to fight them back.
2030 Fairies side with Demons and create a black hole in Earth's core.
2031 End of the world
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At 10/31/10 07:28 PM, Admiral wrote: Let me give my prediction.
2012: Wade Fulp becomes leader of America
2012-Jan-02: End of the World.
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you guys are honestly believing this..?
ive lost faith in humanity
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At 10/31/10 07:41 PM, lpfann2 wrote: people are honestly believing this..?
ive lost faith in humanity
fixed
didnt mean to insult you...
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At 10/31/10 07:58 PM, lpfann2 wrote:At 10/31/10 07:41 PM, lpfann2 wrote: people are honestly believing this..?fixed
ive lost faith in humanity
didnt mean to insult you...
Too fucking late, prepare for communistic rape.
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I swear to god, I'm gonna be the guy who touches the boundaries of the universe and causes the end of the world.
I swear it.
Don't be STOOPID!
Her predictions are fucking retarded.
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At 10/31/10 07:10 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: September 11
In 1989 she predicted the World Trade Center disaster in the following statement:
"Horror, horror! The American brethren will fall after being attacked by the steel birds. The wolves will be howling in a bush, and innocent blood will be gushing."
"Brethren" is believed to refer to the "Twin" Towers or the "Brothers". "Steel Birds" are obviously the jets. The part about the bush is believed to refer to President Bush.
This is the only thing she predicted that she wasn't being completely open on, she was saying nukes would be used in WW3 etc, yet for this prediction she says "steel birds" and other shit, this is pathetic as it doesn't even fit her other predictions, I call fake.
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At 10/31/10 08:20 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:At 10/31/10 07:10 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: September 11This is the only thing she predicted that she wasn't being completely open on, she was saying nukes would be used in WW3 etc, yet for this prediction she says "steel birds" and other shit, this is pathetic as it doesn't even fit her other predictions, I call fake.
In 1989 she predicted the World Trade Center disaster in the following statement:
"Horror, horror! The American brethren will fall after being attacked by the steel birds. The wolves will be howling in a bush, and innocent blood will be gushing."
"Brethren" is believed to refer to the "Twin" Towers or the "Brothers". "Steel Birds" are obviously the jets. The part about the bush is believed to refer to President Bush.
I think that's actually a prediction by Nostradamus, not this chick, I've just heard that before on some show on history channel where they were talking about Nostradamus
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At 10/31/10 08:27 PM, Lagatag wrote: I think that's actually a prediction by Nostradamus, not this chick, I've just heard that before on some show on history channel where they were talking about Nostradamus
"In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb",
The third big war will begin when the big city is burning"
That's his.
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I'm not gonna form an opinion about this because it's like religion; you can't prove it, but you can't disprove it.
So far I think it's not so different from our history so far.
We've had evolutions, our brains have grown, we've traveled far and wide, we had 2 wars which involved everyone on the planet.
We had political terrorisms, we invented the internet. I mean it's easy to predict the future if you look at our past.
Seriously, it's just that we see things in the present as natural and a normal turn of events. But if you took a person from the Roman period and tell him about our current lifestyle.
I mean invisible signals transporting from little devices to communicate across the globe?
Don't be TOO skeptical about this.
But I'm not saying it's all true. I mean...Religion still exists in the year 5000, whaaaat
At 10/31/10 07:08 PM, Chdonga wrote:At 10/31/10 07:06 PM, Mich wrote: 2288 - Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?).Yeah, I mean if time travel does get invented, why can't someone just go back in time and stop the war from happening?
And then I started laughing. Don't get scared.
Parallel Universes bitch. Split timelines, etc...
Read up on time travel.
You have the picture of the source of these claims - a blind old hag - yet you discuss the credibility of this? What has society come to.. Use your common sense. The predictions of a random teenager would be more accurate. Would you believe those? No.
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At 11/1/10 05:59 AM, Damien wrote: Parallel Universes bitch. Split timelines, etc...
Read up on time travel.
Yeah, what happens if you invent time travel and use it to go back in time and in a certain manner issue the ushering in of your own death? Think of all the lives that would be affected: No children, no wife (if returned back into time far enough) and therefore, many generations of people will not exist. Who knows, they might end up having a great impact on the planet.
But more importantly: If you get killed in the past, you won't live to invent time travel. Ergo, you won't live to go back in time and die. Due to this as to this day unexplained "time paradox" I still believe, no matter how late in time we end up surviving, time-travel invention will be among the approximate 20% of Baba Vanga's predictions that don't or won't come true.
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