OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom!

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 19:12:20 Reply

At 10/31/10 07:11 PM, JustinB6 wrote:
At 10/31/10 07:08 PM, FBIpolux wrote:
At 10/31/10 07:04 PM, JustinB6 wrote: back to the topic of the phallus fungi....how big is it? because it looks freaking huge in the pictures!
3 inch, about your size.
you would know

Actually I don't, I use metric system.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 19:12:44 Reply

Even nature likes making a good dick joke.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 19:13:48 Reply

At 10/31/10 07:12 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

3 inch, about your size.
you would know
Actually I don't, I use metric system.

ok then you don't know

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 19:18:28 Reply

At 10/31/10 07:01 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

I really don't understand cock guzzling horse fuckers that ask questions like this.

I'm sorry Wadolf, please don't gas me.

Or make me have sex with that mushroom... :(

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 19:21:35 Reply

Guys..... it's just a mushroom...

Click the sig you bitch. Click it. CLICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 19:31:10 Reply

At 10/31/10 07:21 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Guys..... it's just a mushroom...

Now take a closer look. What do you see.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 19:48:05 Reply

That is one freak 'o nature.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 20:00:30 Reply

Eat mushroom.

Historical trip.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 20:26:34 Reply

The amount of pictures you took, you must have been really anxious to post a topic about it lol.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 20:28:19 Reply

I would wanna shove that up my ass

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 20:28:30 Reply

At 10/31/10 07:31 PM, Admiral wrote:
At 10/31/10 07:21 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Guys..... it's just a mushroom...
Now take a closer look. What do you see.

no, i know it looks like a dick you fucking sausage wallet, im saying you just gotta stop getting all worked up over a freakin mushroom.. it's just a mushroom.

Click the sig you bitch. Click it. CLICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 20:51:46 Reply

At 10/31/10 07:21 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Guys..... it's just a mushroom...

I've seen a lot of mushrooms, but I never saw one with a urethra and a flesh colored sack at the base.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 20:55:39 Reply

I found out what kind of mushroom it is, the name rules: Phallus impudicus

http://www.rogersmushrooms.com/gallery/D isplayBlock~bid~6601.asp

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 20:56:35 Reply

At 10/31/10 08:28 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote:
At 10/31/10 07:31 PM, Admiral wrote:
At 10/31/10 07:21 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Guys..... it's just a mushroom...
Now take a closer look. What do you see.
no, i know it looks like a dick you fucking sausage wallet, im saying you just gotta stop getting all worked up over a freakin mushroom.. it's just a mushroom.

How did you know I had a 'fucking sausage wallet'? That was supposed to be a secret between me and "111122223138".
FUCK!!

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:01:33 Reply

At 10/31/10 08:51 PM, WadeFulp wrote:
At 10/31/10 07:21 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: Guys..... it's just a mushroom...
I've seen a lot of mushrooms, but I never saw one with a urethra and a flesh colored sack at the base.

I have...

It grew out of the bottom of my tree, no joke!

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:04:50 Reply

Sounds like this mushroom is fairly common, usually grows in leaf piles and what not. I found this one, and some others, growing out of a piles of leaves that are over top of some mulch.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:06:48 Reply

I think it's hilarious that the people that named it had the same idea you did.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:07:56 Reply

Are they edible?

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:13:28 Reply

At 10/31/10 09:08 PM, WhiteDJ wrote:
At 10/31/10 09:07 PM, Admiral wrote: Are they edible?
We all know you like to eat cock.

We all know how jealous you are of it.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:15:23 Reply

At 10/31/10 08:55 PM, WadeFulp wrote: the name rules: Phallus impudicus

Fucking lol.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:21:40 Reply

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:29:24 Reply

Now THAT'S the sort of mushroom I'd grow in my backyard to show to random people. None of this "Oh, look, it has a cap and that's the only sort of mushroom that exists" crap. Full of lulz!

Thanks for the share, Wade, thread made my day brighter.

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:30:10 Reply

did anyone else think that thing looked like weepingbell?

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:53:03 Reply

Ew it has veiny balls ><

You know you want to :P

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 21:55:43 Reply

Put it in the mystery box!!!

And by the way...what type of fertilizer do you use?

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Response to OH SNAP! Cock and balls mushroom! 2010-10-31 22:05:30 Reply

At 10/31/10 08:55 PM, WadeFulp wrote: I found out what kind of mushroom it is, the name rules: Phallus impudicus

I was so hoping that the Phallus genus would be comprised of any organism its discover deemed phallus-like. I'm very disappointed to find out that its diversity is limited to mushrooms. Shame on you, taxonomists!