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At 10/31/10 08:34 AM, Admiral wrote:

At 10/31/10 08:27 AM, Go-10-10-10 wrote:

...Until you wake up and see them crawling all over you, and in your mouth, nose, you feel them under your skin, in your ass, crawling behind your eyes, you can feel them in your head...

crunch...

crunch...

crunch...

Nah my mom and my dad will kill cockroaches i'm just too lazy.

At 10/31/10 08:43 AM, Go-10-10-10 wrote:

Nah my mom and my dad will kill cockroaches i'm just too lazy.

Who you gonna call? COCKBUSTERS!

At 10/31/10 08:49 AM, Admiral wrote:

At 10/31/10 08:43 AM, Go-10-10-10 wrote: Nah my mom and my dad will kill cockroaches i'm just too lazy.

Who you gonna call? COCKBUSTERS!

Then weird people with 'toys' turn up at your house. Do not do this.

At 10/31/10 09:13 AM, Niallmcfc wrote:

At 10/31/10 08:49 AM, Admiral wrote:

At 10/31/10 08:43 AM, Go-10-10-10 wrote: Nah my mom and my dad will kill cockroaches i'm just too lazy.

Who you gonna call? COCKBUSTERS!

Then weird people with 'toys' turn up at your house. Do not do this.

They say something needs to be sucked. What do?

I live in a generic new york apartment, lots of roaches, especially at night. So when i was a kid I'd fuck with them. Take tooth pricks and tare it apart!

Kill that cock with your cock.

/ Cock squash!

Ths topic has a handful of cock jokes!

Wait, you meant cockroach? Do you think the male cockroaches have cocks as well?

Rip it's head off.

Spray paint it silver.

Bonus points if you can find the thread about this.

Wait. I got it.

Post pics.

Simple take some sewing pins and stick one through its head, and one through its body. Then wait for it to die.

let it out in the wild

At 10/31/10 12:53 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Why would you even TOUCH it? Those things are dirty, and carry germs.

So do humans in case you haven't wised up to reality yet...

Tie a string around the cockroach, then attach the other end of the string to your sister's backpack. They'll kill it, but not until after you get a good laugh out of it.

At 10/31/10 09:29 AM, Admiral wrote:

At 10/31/10 09:13 AM, Niallmcfc wrote:

At 10/31/10 08:49 AM, Admiral wrote:

At 10/31/10 08:43 AM, Go-10-10-10 wrote: Nah my mom and my dad will kill cockroaches i'm just too lazy.

Who you gonna call? COCKBUSTERS!

Then weird people with 'toys' turn up at your house. Do not do this.

They say something needs to be sucked. What do?

Remove all lower clothing, bear the insults about it's size and then sit back, and think happy things. And also, find $50 dollars. You're gonna need it.

don't fatality. Make a little cockroach parachute and throw him out of the window repeatedly :D

Smash it down all the way. Most people do not know this, but a cockroach can live for days without it's head! While this may at first seem like it is causing the cockroach extra pain, keep in mind of the fact that now there is going to be a disgusting headless cockroach out there, so destroy it as quickly as possible! I also never understood why they say cockroaches can't be killed by nuclear energy. Wouldn't they be killed by the shockwave?

Cockroaches can be killed by nuclear radiation. Wasps are much better than cockroaches at surviving, anyway.

So OP, which method did you use. Please tell us!