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So yesterday some idiots were in the courtyard at my school. And there's this one idiot; Gary Dyke. Gary... DYKE. I swear, there's something terribly wrong with this kid. He's also got a funny ass last name. Whatever. Anyway, so him and his group of retards were playing around and I guess one of them picked up one of those orange traffic cones, and tried shoving it up Gary's asshole.
He made a huge deal about it and got the other kid suspended, and is now talking about suing him. That's also hilarious. But what's even more hilarious, is that today he came into school with his throbbing asshole carrying a pillow. He came into class with it, told the class he needed to sit on it because his asshole was in severe pain due to the fact that a cone was forced inside of it.
The rest of the day was Gary Dyke walking around the high school with his pillow, and it was fucking GUT BUSTING. Funniest shit I've seen so far this year.
Maybe if they had used lube, he would have enjoyed it more....
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At 10/27/10 09:45 PM, argile wrote: Yeah ... I don't think steve-O or any of the guys from Jack-ass Could do that sort of stuff without having a few drinks like Dike does. If anything the pain in his ass must have been feeling worser after that.
Huh? How the fuck do you have 1,000 posts. I don't even know what you just said.
Hmmmmm... A guy named Garry got a traffic cone stuffed up his cherry holder?
The origin of Garry's Mod. I mean think about it, the main Garry's Mod wallpaper is G-Man in a traffic cone head with that other guy. Then the secondary one is G-Man getting stuffed with a traffic cone. THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!
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I would be pissed if someone tried to penetrate me with traffic safety equipment.
I wouldn't carry around a pansy-ass pillow either. Plus, I would kick the ass of whoever tried to cone-rape me.
At 10/27/10 09:46 PM, DarkMiasma wrote:At 10/27/10 09:45 PM, argile wrote: Yeah ... I don't think steve-O or any of the guys from Jack-ass Could do that sort of stuff without having a few drinks like Dike does. If anything the pain in his ass must have been feeling worser after that.Huh? How the fuck do you have 1,000 posts. I don't even know what you just said.
The 1,000 Posts don't even matter they are mostly opinions that should not be hold up in seriousness, Why Bring it up?
But Seriously how does he carry on to do this sort of stuff in public?
Whatever man, a guy at my school got a fucking COAT HANGER HOOK shoved up his ass.
I'm not joking, there was a massive shit-fit about that and the police nearly got involved.
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister