So yesterday some idiots were in the courtyard at my school. And there's this one idiot; Gary Dyke. Gary... DYKE. I swear, there's something terribly wrong with this kid. He's also got a funny ass last name. Whatever. Anyway, so him and his group of retards were playing around and I guess one of them picked up one of those orange traffic cones, and tried shoving it up Gary's asshole.
He made a huge deal about it and got the other kid suspended, and is now talking about suing him. That's also hilarious. But what's even more hilarious, is that today he came into school with his throbbing asshole carrying a pillow. He came into class with it, told the class he needed to sit on it because his asshole was in severe pain due to the fact that a cone was forced inside of it.
The rest of the day was Gary Dyke walking around the high school with his pillow, and it was fucking GUT BUSTING. Funniest shit I've seen so far this year.