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I choose 13. Being world ruler.

At 10/26/10 05:55 PM, SomeGuyInSomePlace wrote: I'll choose option 3, it's the whole point of the fucking story

This man has a point. I choose number 2.

i vote 1
this can get interesting...

Show me the lesbians

Picking 2.

At 10/26/10 07:56 PM, Jerrid22 wrote: Show me the lesbians

Picking 2.

Little too late,pal.

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~The lame ass mods temp banned me, so I continue the story as an alt~

Option 1: 3 votes
Option 2: 1 vote
Option 3: 1 vote

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At this point, you've decided to forget all about your parentage and real name. All that matters is who you are now. Besides, if they cared about you, they wouldn't have left you in the orphanage in the first place. You travel downtown and are surprised to see how transparent gang activity on the streets is. You take care to maintain a low profile and over the next few days you observe muggings, cocaine deals, and even a shootout between rival gangs.

After a week of careful observation you have identified three potential gangs in which to join. The first wears red bandannas over their foreheads and seem especially violent. They call themselves the "Ass Beaters". As the name implies, they are very violent and their income consists of breaking into houses in rich neighborhoods and robbing people on the street. Another gang dresses in gray and focuses on distributing drugs on the street. They seem especially concerned with maintaining a low profile yet they are not afraid to defend their turf with excessive force if need be. They call themselves the "Distributors". The last gang is a simple pickpocket gang called the "gingers". You suspect this is Alan's old gang. You aren't a ginger yourself, but you suspect you would be welcome as they respect your street knowledge and strength. It is time to choose what gang to join.

1) The Ass Beaters kick ass, and I have plenty of history in that department. It is a solid fit!

2) The Distributors rake in a lot of money and are particularly fierce. They would be a good choice.

3) I should join the gingers! They are clearly the most l33t gang out here.

I vote for two.

i vote 2. rule your gang members by drugging them.

I'll go with number 2. No way in hell i'm going to join a ginger gang, ass beaters sounds nice, but the distributors... now that's something. Nothing like selling drugs to kids.

I vote number 2. Nothing like good old dirty money.

I love those choose your own adventures.

So many memories..

Oh and number 2.

Sorry for my double post

Number 2, money's good!

I'll go for 2

It's cooler

Number 3.

Three, I guess. Two is stupid, and one just sounds gay and unrealistic.

THREE!

Two will surely win. I vote for two. Money is good.

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~Just a reminder, my other account got temp banned for trolling so I'll continue the story with this alt~

Option 1: 0 votes
Option 2: 7 votes
Option 3: 2 votes

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After a week of careful observation of how things work on the streets, you've come to realize that the distributors would be the wisest choice. They know how to lay low and avoid the police, so it is less likely that they would be busted. The ass beaters are a little too brash in that regard. More importantly, they have really perfected the drug dealing craft and know how to rake in the cash. This is probably the most professional of all the gangs on the streets.

In your time observing the streets, you've come to recognize the familiar face of a drug dealer. You wait until he arrives at his scheduled location and introduce yourself. He tells you his name is Jamal and let's you know that you will have to earn your admittance into the distributors. You follow him back to an empty warehouse on a remote, municipal airfield. It seems the owner of this airfield is a part of this gang and knows fewer people have reason to rent used hangars anymore. It is here that the gang's operations are centralized and the drugs prepared for distribution.

Jamal takes you to a tall, lean figure who introduces himself as Gerard. You tell him you seek to join his organization and he grins from ear to ear. Feeling an uneasy feeling in the pit of your stomach, you ask him why he is so happy. "It is time for your initiation" he replies, and motions for 3 other gang members to come forth. One of them grabs you by the shoulder and throws you backwards while another knocks the wind out of you with a punch to the gut. Gerard and Jamal are watching you intently, they seem especially interested to see what you do next. You get the clear impression that this is some kind of test, though it feels more like an asswhooping. What you do next will determine whether you gain admittance to the distributors.

1) Fight back. Even if things look bad, you are not going to go down without a fight.

2) Curl into a ball and protect yourself. There is no reason to expose yourself to harm just to humor these guys.

3) Seize the first opportunity to run out of the hangar and out the door.

I choose number one. I mean, i didn't go through all this trouble just to get my ass beaten. Fight these fuckers.

Number 1, we didn't this far to get an ass-whooping did we?

Number one, i guess i'll find a gun or a knife somewhere.

three, once overwhelmed, run away! decent practicing in escaping from the police.

Number 1.
They wouldn't want someone weak now would they?

I'll go with number.

Not going down without a fight!

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Unanimous decision: Fight!

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You decide there is no way in Hell you are going to go down without a fight. The man who knocked the wind out of you earlier winds up for another punch. You catch the inside of his arm midswing with your left hand and throw one of your own with your right that hits him in the chest. This pushes him back a bit. Another kicks your knee from the side which knocks you off your feet and hurts a lot more than it sounds like it would. You jump back up, ready to fight despite the pain. You continue struggling valiantly against these guys for the next several minutes, exchanging blows and suffering the disadvantage of being surrounded. Suddenly, Gerard signals for them to stop, and they all back off.

"It seems you've passed, welcome to the Distributors kid". Pissed, you readily announce "I know how to fight and I am nobody's bitch!" Gerard explains that being a distributor is dangerous and it is customary to test all new members this way to ensure no pussies make it in. If you hadn't fought back or tried to run they would have killed you, but it looks as though you managed to impress them. Over the next few days you learn the fine arts of knife-play, firing a variety of guns, cooking meth, and most importantly... cutting cocaine. You are determined and it pays of as you aquire a variety of very useful skills. It seems Gerard is the one who owns the airfield you are in. In better times, people used to own airplanes and rent hangars for them out here, but with economic times getting worse, nobody bothers anymore. This has left this obscure, remote region full of empty hangars an excellent, if not distant, base of operations.

One day, Jamal informs Gerard that the Ass Beaters are starting to cause trouble for your fellow distributors, and he believes they are staying in an old condemned building in town that your gang used to use back before the airfield. Gerard insists upon retaliation and it seems you are going along for the battle. You pile into one of the vans with your new comrades and soon, you are just a block away from where the fight will take place. Jamal has trained you well with a multitude of weapons, and now you must choose which one to use...

1) The TEC-9 is a semi-automatic handgun. Useful in close quarters gunfights like inside a building. Despite its semi-automatic fire, it is not know for being a particularly accurate weapon.

2) The Remington 870 pump action shotgun packs one hell of a punch and occassionally goes right through a wall that the enemy may try to take cover behind. However, like most pump action shotguns, it has a slower rate of fire than most weapons.

3) Smith & Wesson MD40. This is a pistol. Faster rate of fire than the shotgun, but obviously slower than the TEC-9, the MD40 prides itself on its accuracy.

number 2, the shotgun will own anything in sight.

number 2
time to rip'em apart.

number 2.Shotgun FTW.

number two, if one of your higher-ranking gang members 'accidently' die you can take his place.