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[FairSquare]

My penis is tiny.
I realized this when i was studying pictures of naked men.
Most of them had a long and hard penis, but mines small and squiggly.

How do i make it grow?

[riderdahedgehog]

Dude why are u looking at pictures of naked men....? mmmmm

[Gagsy]

Keep tugging on it.

[Viktor]

At 10/24/10 12:17 PM, Gagsy wrote: Keep tugging on it.

This

[Mich]

Protip: lots of things in porn are fake.
More pr0tips: The guys who get into doing porn probably have an above average sized penis.

[Sekhem]

find a small girl

or asian, they are used to tiny dicks

[Go-10-10-10]

Look at your penis all day.

[chaklong]

At 10/24/10 12:32 PM, Sekhem wrote: find a small girl

or asian, they are used to tiny dicks

Im asian and my penis is huge.

>:(

ima go on murderous rampage now brb

[DP]

At 10/24/10 12:29 PM, Mich wrote: Protip: lots of things in porn are fake.
More pr0tips: The guys who get into doing porn probably have an above average sized penis.

Yeah you got to realize that the guys in porn are the best at what they do, you don't get into porn with a small dick, you get into porn with an above average dick.

[ABCAardvark]

At 10/24/10 12:35 PM, chaklong wrote:

At 10/24/10 12:32 PM, Sekhem wrote: find a small girl

or asian, they are used to tiny dicks

Im asian and my penis is huge.

>:(

ima go on murderous rampage now brb

You only think that

[FairSquare]

At 10/24/10 12:35 PM, DP36 wrote:

At 10/24/10 12:29 PM, Mich wrote: Protip: lots of things in porn are fake.
More pr0tips: The guys who get into doing porn probably have an above average sized penis.

Yeah you got to realize that the guys in porn are the best at what they do, you don't get into porn with a small dick, you get into porn with an above average dick.

You are only saying that to make me feel better.
Meanwhile, you are all sitting there with your enormous cocks in your hands.
I can't take it no more.

[Ptero]

I'm actually typing this sentence with my penis.

[Ryanson]

At 10/24/10 01:21 PM, Ptero wrote: I'm actually typing this sentence with my penis.

You must be bending over the keyboard. There is no way that tiny thing could even REACH the keyboard.

[FairSquare]

At 10/24/10 01:21 PM, Ptero wrote: I'm actually typing this sentence with my penis.

You're only saying that to hurt me.
Well, congratulations, you succeeded.

[Urban-Champion]

Avg. Penis size - 5.5 inches length.

[Neoncrotch]

At 10/24/10 12:15 PM, Mussirus wrote: How do i make it grow?

Put it in my mouth. I have magical saliva that make things instantly grow.

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 10/24/10 01:29 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Avg. erect Penis size - 5.5 inches length.

Fixed

[FairSquare]

At 10/24/10 01:29 PM, Neoncouch wrote:

At 10/24/10 12:15 PM, Mussirus wrote: How do i make it grow?

Put it in my mouth. I have magical saliva that make things instantly grow.

You just made me more sad.
I know that there's a solution now, but i can't reach it. You're too far away :(

[Faze]

I could give better advice if you showed some pics.

[ABCAardvark]

At 10/24/10 01:34 PM, Adio0205 wrote: I could give better advice if you showed some pics.

Hey are you part of the gay club?

[Faze]

At 10/24/10 01:43 PM, ABCAardvark wrote:

At 10/24/10 01:34 PM, Adio0205 wrote: I could give better advice if you showed some pics.

Hey are you part of the gay club?

Hey, wanna fuck?

[Lucian-MK-IV]

At 10/24/10 01:45 PM, Tetros wrote:

At 10/24/10 12:15 PM, Mussirus wrote: My penis is tiny.

This is Newgrounds. We come here because we all have tiny penises.

Speak for yourself! My penis is... very tiny.

[3dog14]

The average size of the human penis is 6 inches..

just a little trivia for you guys..

[Regor1396]

Cut it off, plant it in a pot, and water it. Sit back and watch the magic happen.

[Wunderbar]

I'm slap bitches with mine.

All the way on the other side of the world.

[Prome]

serious answer FOR SRS;always think about naked HOT females, watch lesbian porn

[Saltey]

At 10/24/10 12:35 PM, chaklong wrote: Im asian and my penis is huge.

Hints in the name ;)

[SimpleStuff]

At 10/24/10 01:29 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Avg. Penis size - 5.5 inches length.

I thought it was 6.5. There is no way I'm above average.

[m4x0]

hang some weights from that fucker

[phrozonfire]

At 10/24/10 01:31 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

At 10/24/10 01:29 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Avg. erect Penis size - 5.5 inches length.

Fixed

'Fo Serious? That's fucking great news, I still have 3 years of growin'