My first sexual experience occurred during a barbeque party I had in my best friends mobile home park. There was this unimaginably beautiful woman there that I just could not take my eyes off her. She had the most seductive blue spandex outfit and the greatest hairstyle on a girl I've ever seen. I think she knew because she threw me a smile shortly thereafter. We went into her neighbor's mobile home to engage in raunchy activities because she doesn't like her neighbor very much. It was fantastic. Some things are best kept in the family.
So Newgrounds, tell us. What was your first sexual experience?
At 10/23/10 05:44 PM, Major-n0ob wrote: So Newgrounds, tell us. What was your first sexual experience?
I got a boner while watching a Pepsi commercial.
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Ha, pink flamingos.
Well I don't know about first boner but my first fuck was quite traumatic
At 10/23/10 05:46 PM, Ptero wrote: I accidentally click on Meet N' Fuck.
I forget how use past tense.
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At 10/23/10 05:51 PM, Bloodspade wrote: Ha, pink flamingos.
Well I don't know about first boner but my first fuck was quite traumatic
Wow, I'm downright impressed that you have heard of Pink Flamingos. Most people have never heard of it. I don't suppose you would want to share that traumatic experience with us in this thread?
At 10/23/10 05:58 PM, Major-n0ob wrote:At 10/23/10 05:51 PM, Bloodspade wrote: Ha, pink flamingos.Wow, I'm downright impressed that you have heard of Pink Flamingos. Most people have never heard of it. I don't suppose you would want to share that traumatic experience with us in this thread?
Well I don't know about first boner but my first fuck was quite traumatic
Yeah it's a fuckin nasty raunchy hilarious bit of gayness.
my first fuck was with a chick who is quite nasty. She's like almost a dude, She chews, works on a farm and hadn't shaved her beaver in about three days. But I got some and I don't care, better than being a 16 yr old virgin.
she had a nice ass though =\
At 10/23/10 06:20 PM, Bloodspade wrote: better than being a 16 yr old virgin.
Oh...
I went from being a 22 year old without any dating history to non-virgin in 1 week.
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20 minutes after having it, I was chased out of a small window of a camping wagon by the father swinging around a bat with nails through it.
That's when I learned to get to know the parents before sleeping with them...
Bananular.
At 10/23/10 06:24 PM, Adio0205 wrote:At 10/23/10 06:20 PM, Bloodspade wrote: better than being a 16 yr old virgin.Oh...
Man I'm gonna give you some advise, Confidence. Woman love when you think you're top shit, unless they also believe they are top shit and these woman are skanks.
Pickup lines work, especially cheesy ones.
now officially squidified!!!
I was 12, she was 9, and it's not true.
At 10/23/10 06:53 PM, Makakaov wrote: I was 12, she was 9, and it's not true.
ROFL good answer XD
When I got my dick stuck in an electric socket.
At 10/23/10 07:27 PM, hitman1993 wrote: When I got my dick stuck in an electric socket.
Pics or it didn't happen :P
I was touched by my uncle when I was little.
The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...
When I accidentally clicked on an add for asian pornography. I was both disgusted and aroused.
I fell down the stairs and some cum came out, that counts right?
My sexual organ of choice exploded.... or imploded... I forget...
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It's alot more beautiful than it sounds.
i took this picture right before my first sexual experience.
I apologize in advance.
At 10/24/10 06:19 PM, BLUNTxMAN412 wrote: i took this picture right before my first sexual experience.
Keepin' it old school with the Michael Jackson references eh? That's classy.
a chubby black girl in 5th grade
i regret everything
a chubby college girl in 4th grade
I regret nothing
Last night as you slept, I touched your face and you smiled!...
but now you frown. A pity. Smiling is healthier.
In all seriousness, I was probably about six. Me and my friends used to play 'games' with each other which were literally just touching each other up. I started young, and I really dont know why.
Release your inner crazy.
At 10/24/10 05:42 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I'm a 17-year-old virgin.
What? a sexy beast like you should have all the ladies.
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