I just came back from a "haunted house" called "The Edge Of Madness". Fucking dump. It costed me $20 to go in, and they would not stop with the constant screaming and blasting of either the Nightmare on Elm Street or Saw themes. Those were the only two. What? They were too cheap to steal anything else off of Youtube?
All of their gags consisted of sneaking up behind you, nonestop flashing light's that forced me into closing my eyes, which defeats the purpose of going into a haunted house, popping from the sides screaming, or just laying on the floor screaming. The guy dressed as Freddy Krueger sucked the hardest for that precise reason. He only appeared twice and had the fakest fucking scream in the world.
The only thing remotely scary was the guy dressed up as Leather Face, because his chainsaw was real and he got real fucking close with it too. I could tell it was real because the chain was spinning and it stunk of gas. That's not just scary, that's a good fucking lawsuit waiting to happen.
I was really fucking disapointed with this, for $20? Are you fucking shitting me? Where's Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Pinhead, Chuckie and everybody else?
You know what would make for a really cool haunted house? Fucking Silent Hill. Yeah, Pyramid Head, Sammael and all the other iconic Silent Hill monsters stalking you. It probably wouldn't be scary, but at least more so the money then what I did pay for.