And asks you to describe the human race and society. How do you?
ask them why...
if they are hostile, then freakin destroy them... but if they are a friendly race, then tell them
People constantly pushing to be nonconformist, some greedy some good, in turn much of the world revolves around pop culture but humans can make sophisticated decisions.
I wouldn't.
What I would do is constantly talk down to it, as if it were an idiot.
It's obviously a far more advanced form of life, so that would really piss it off.
Could be interesting.
Well, it's a mostly friendly race that has a pretty good work ethic in advanced countries. There are still some third-world countries, though, where everybody is sick and living conditions are poor.
I describe them with a ton of irony and cultural ideoms.
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
At 10/22/10 09:34 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: And asks you to describe the human race and society. How do you?
Me: Well, life is like a bucket of chocolates
Alien: What's chocolate?
Me: ....
At 10/22/10 09:39 PM, DrClay wrote:At 10/22/10 09:34 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: And asks you to describe the human race and society. How do you?Me: Well, life is like a bucket of chocolates
Alien: What's chocolate?
Me: ....
it's a BOX of chocolates.
At 10/22/10 09:40 PM, sweet21 wrote:At 10/22/10 09:39 PM, DrClay wrote:it's a BOX of chocolates.At 10/22/10 09:34 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: And asks you to describe the human race and society. How do you?Me: Well, life is like a bucket of chocolates
Alien: What's chocolate?
Me: ....
Buckets are way bigger and can hold more chocolate.
Make up some extremely elaborate series of totally believable lies.
...Stupid gullable aliens.
There's only chaos, there's only death.
Just like in all the universe.
At 10/22/10 09:40 PM, Silentkat wrote: Utter shit and incapable of nothing.
Better hope that alien knows what a double negative is.
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
Tell thim its full of cats who rape aliens.
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At 10/22/10 09:39 PM, DrClay wrote: Me: Well, life is like a bucket of chocolates
Alien: What's chocolate?
Me: ....
Oh God are you fucking kidding me?
That was possibly the worst post I've seen all year.
It's 'box of chocolates' not 'bucket', if an alien has managed to learn the english language it's going to know what chocolate is, you used that ':P' down's syndrome face, clearly as a feeble attempt to describe yourself, and a stupid philosophy on life (if you can even call it that) from a movie is in no way an accurate represenation of humanity nor society.
If it's stupid enough to go anywhere near humans, it would not really matter what you say to it.
Tell him that we can destroy beings with our very minds, but are nice when we want to.
Instant victory
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Filthy disgusting pigs! You all make me sick.
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Or, ask their motives. If they are hostile, tell them we can kill them with our thoughts. If they are nice, make humanity seem like the best fucking people ever, and if they are only interested in anal probes, tell them that we love it and they should do it to everyone
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I'd tell it that humanity was full of nice people and a few bad ones, but the entire world was in shreads and everyone was afraid of everyone else, which would sum up the situation nicely. I'd end it by saying it would be unlikely that he would be unlikely to be received with, well, good intentions, then wait to be vaporized or whatever.
First: ask where's elvis???
Second: ask "how can i shot web?" while shrugging.
We are a bunch of mother fucking idiots that are so stupid we could be your slaves without knowing.
At 10/22/10 10:02 PM, iBliss wrote: We are a bunch of mother fucking idiots that are so stupid we could be your slaves without knowing.
So like the fucking matrix?
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I tell it to shut the fuck up and probe me.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
At 10/22/10 10:02 PM, Notsomebeans wrote:At 10/22/10 10:02 PM, iBliss wrote: We are a bunch of mother fucking idiots that are so stupid we could be your slaves without knowing.So like the fucking matrix?
Yeah.
Except worse.
Like the Room's director doing the Matrix.
At 10/22/10 09:40 PM, sweet21 wrote: it's a BOX of chocolates.
What's a box?
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
I'd tell them we are so fucking entertaining they could broadcast us live like the truman-show on their planet.
You forgot the part where they probe your ass, trying to figure out how nuclear fission works.
The only thing you can be certain about is uncertainty.
I would express my love for jacking off to attractive female humans to them and ask for a lot of money and lube and towels
I'm an instigator
At 10/22/10 10:04 PM, iBliss wrote:At 10/22/10 10:02 PM, Notsomebeans wrote: 10/22/10 10:02 PM, iBliss wrote:Yeah.
So like the fucking matrix?
Except worse.
Like the Room's director doing the Matrix.
You act like thats a problem.
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