That's Messed Up!

[headphenomenon]

Discuss the most messed up thing somebody's done to you. I'll start it up:

On Wednesday, I forgot my lunch box at home and I called my sisters and thankfully, they gave my uncle my lunch box. My lunch box arrived at school at about 11:30, and I was happy, so happy that I whispered "Thank You, [Private Uncle's Name]".

Today, I forgot my lunch box again and my sisters wanted to give my uncle my lunch box, but because I never had the chance to say "Thank You", he didn't accept my lunch box from my sisters. He didn't bring my lunch, and I didn't have lunch today. I just got home now and am about to eat like 3 meals.

Now discuss your messed up stuff!

[Odio]

I was raped.

I hope you feel bad.

Cause I did.

[conservative23]

I saw a police officer let a black person off with a warning rather then arresting his black monkey ass.

[quanmandetil]

Today I met someone who thinks that hotdogs are beef.

[Makakaov]

At 10/22/10 03:30 PM, RobotTaco wrote: I was raped.

I hope you feel bad.

Cause I did.

But i felt good.

[headphenomenon]

At 10/22/10 03:31 PM, conservative23 wrote: I saw a police officer let a black person off with a warning rather then arresting his black monkey ass.

Copied from my original post:
"Discuss the most messed up thing that somebody's done to you..." EMPHASIS ON YOU!!!

[Odio]

At 10/22/10 03:31 PM, Makakaov wrote: But i felt good.

What the fucking fuck? Are you some kind of sick bastard? I had never felt so used or humiliated in my life.

I hope I never meet you in real life, pal, because I will kill you on sight. That rape was the most terrible thing to happen to me. It's the most terrible thing to happen to anyone.

I hope you feel bad.

[conservative23]

At 10/22/10 03:33 PM, Outlet wrote:

At 10/22/10 03:31 PM, conservative23 wrote: I saw a police officer let a black person off with a warning rather then arresting his black monkey ass.

Copied from my original post:
"Discuss the most messed up thing that somebody's done to you..." EMPHASIS ON YOU!!!

That black person later broke into my house and took my possessions. When I tried to have him arrested, he cried racism.

[quanmandetil]

At 10/22/10 03:34 PM, RobotTaco wrote: I hope I never meet you in real life, pal, because I will kill you on sight.

But...you did meet him in real life. He fucked you up the ass, remember?

[headphenomenon]

BACK ON TOPIC GUYS!!!

[Neoncrotch]

My boyfriend sold my body for $3.50 to these really strapping young men.

[RayBlands]

At 10/22/10 03:34 PM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 10/22/10 03:31 PM, Makakaov wrote: But i felt good.

What the fucking fuck? Dad? I had never felt so awesome or great in my life.

I hope I never meet you in real life, dad, because I will blow you on sight. That day was the most amazing thing to happen to me. It's the most awesome thing to happen to my ass.

I hope you feel good.

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[Lucy]

Woah, sounds like you have such a traumatic life...
I'm not sure what mine would be, I have a few but they're not really things I talk about so openly.

[Rachel]

At 10/22/10 04:03 PM, Lucy wrote: Woah, sounds like you have such a traumatic life...
I'm not sure what mine would be, I have a few but they're not really things I talk about so openly.

Same with me tbh.

OP stfu moaning -__-

[MiroDK]

Last Saturday I was going to a party which my friend invited me to, but when I got there, they were like, closing. The son of a bitch knew this and yet kept on telling me to go, either way, that's messed up, sure, but that's not the messed up part about my post.

Right in front of the gate, 2 guys started robbing this woman inside her car, it seemed like she had more people inside. I know, that's messed up too, but that's no the messed up part.

I tried calling the police and it kept telling me that they're overloaded and to try again later. I got home about 20-30 minutes later, and they were still overloaded. Note that I kept calling back in 2 and 2 minutes, eventually I gave up and just checked back home.

Now THAT, my friends, is messed up.

[Slint]

Holy shit, your life's terrible. You really are hardcore.

[Cootie]

Someone threw up on my car. I think it was the boyfriend of the girl who got me expelled but I have no proof. Oh well, he is ugly as fuck and dumb as a bag of bricks so I am sure his life is going to be shit. I will get my revenge when I pull up the the highschool reunion in a Porsche.

Or, I will just make out with his girlfriend again. Thats what started the whole thing. Oh well, I wasn't the one cheating. I think they were taking a break at the time anyway.

[Bryony]

If you're willing to seriously give an honest answer in this thread you haven't had anything that messed up happen to you.

Or you're an attention seeking whore, w/e.

[Makakaov]

At 10/22/10 03:34 PM, RobotTaco wrote:

At 10/22/10 03:31 PM, Makakaov wrote: But i felt good.

What the fucking fuck? Are you some kind of sick bastard? I had never felt so used or humiliated in my life.

I hope I never meet you in real life, pal, because I will kill you on sight. That rape was the most terrible thing to happen to me. It's the most terrible thing to happen to anyone.

I hope you feel bad.

1. I am the one that raped you

2. I'm professional rapist.

3. Soon you gonna see a rape masterpeice

[ABCAardvark]

I shot sperm and kept on masturbating

[orangekiller]

I dropped the soap.

[homsarrunner3]

At 10/22/10 05:45 PM, orangekiller wrote: I dropped the soap.

that's rough, bro

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I was at a cross country meet once, and my two cousins played a trick on me. We were standing on a hill, watching the race. One pushed me backwards while the other got on his knees so I rolled off of him and slid down the hill every which way. Fucked up my back right before my race and put me in a shitty mood. I haven't talked to them since. It's been about a month and a half.

[ABCAardvark]

At 10/22/10 06:09 PM, sexleby wrote:

The following is a true story. I don't care if you don't believe it, but it's true.

I had three friends sleep over at my house in middle school. We often watched movies and acted really gay, although in truth none of us are queer. Really.

I usually fell asleep first at our homoerotic little sleepovers, I mean staying up till 4 or 5 can be exhausting so I'd hit the hay pretty early.

One night I went to bed first. I then woke up around 4 or 5, and something didn't feel right. I felt wet and sticky. I could hear my friend Greg giggle in the darkness. I turned on the lamp to find they had squirted shampoo into my boxers while I was sleeping and put wet paper towels in there as well.

So essentially, 3 boys gathered around me, pulled down my boxers, saw my penis, squirted shampoo and wet paper towels in there and waited for me to wake up. Not only was that one of the gayest things I'd ever heard of, it was incredibly messed up.

I think I just groaned and went back to sleep lol..

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[zammy727]

Well today at lunch I i had a decent spot in line, but a bunch HUGE guys were running, abrubtly stopped, and I fell out of line. Ok well not much of a problem so far, but then when I was getting back in line, this stupid ass teacher guy only saw going back in my original spot, so to him it looked like i had cut in line. Well then he told to go to the end of the line. and when I left saw how long it was I said fuck no and didn't eat lunch.