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At 10/22/10 03:12 PM, Gagsy wrote: sigh

*Hugs* I'm sorry D: I know you're not thin.

OP YOU BASTARD! YOU HURT GAGSY'S FEELINGS >:'C

woah dude gross disgusting

Fuck anything that moves even if it's gross/ugly/fat.....yeah people like you are sick. Do people you are attracted to.

Just admit that she is the only girl you can get. I don't feel sorry for either of you.

bwahahah whoah and i thought i sucked at getting hot chiks XD
this makes me feel better about myself, thanks.

how about farmer and pig roleplay? she has the looks for it.

At 10/22/10 05:57 PM, Boss wrote: woah dude gross disgusting

I lol'd.

At 10/22/10 06:10 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Just admit that she is the only girl you can get. I don't feel sorry for either of you.

Agree

Dude, maybe you need to set higher standards. Other than fat gingers.

hey gagsy wanna meet up

At 10/22/10 03:11 PM, aides wrote: is fat but she lets me do stuff to her

fair trade?

I have the same situation. My GF lets me buy her whatever she wants.

She's awesome.

To be completely honest I don't even know how you'd manage to keep an erection. That, was like sandpaper to the eyes. I was all like "It's kay, I've known some fat chicks who can pull off being hot it's probably not that - WHOA BIG MAMA, STICK THAT FACE BACK IN THE CLOSET!".

Not a fair trade off.

At 10/23/10 07:16 AM, Lintire wrote: To be completely honest I don't even know how you'd manage to keep an erection. That, was like sandpaper to the eyes.

In all honesty though, the picture is taken from an awkward angle. She might be acceptable if it was a frontal pic.

You could use some exercise and a better diet as well. Maybe you and her could work out together. I am not being mean and calling you fat. This is legit advice; some people says it motivates them more if they have someone they know doing it with them.

See if she wants to go on a run or something.

At 10/23/10 07:33 AM, Cootie wrote: See if she wants to go on a run or something.

A run? Damn, are you trying to kill them both. Build up to that, start with walks, and perhaps cycling or swimming, as it's much easier on the frame. Running comes later, but only if you both want to.

Besides, if she loses weight and gets a better figure, she might dump his fat arse and go for a jock :P

At 10/23/10 07:33 AM, Cootie wrote: You could use some exercise and a better diet as well. Maybe you and her could work out together. I am not being mean and calling you fat. This is legit advice; some people says it motivates them more if they have someone they know doing it with them.

See if she wants to go on a run or something.

This, but by the way that you say it, it doesn't even seem like you actually love her, or find her attractive, you just want the sexual activity out of it, and for that you deserve to be alone your whole life or at least until you realise how stupid you are.
Anyway.
Sure, if im wrong sign up for a gym or something, get on that treadmill and feel the burn.

At 10/22/10 04:34 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote:

At 10/22/10 04:29 PM, Silentkat wrote: My 17 year old girlfriend.

well damn.

If you actually think that serves as evidence of that actually being his girlfriend or whatever you must be incredibly retarded.