OK so there is this dude that "lives" around my area, He's a homeless guy so he's constantly on the go though I have seen him purchase items from a store with money from an Debt card which is odd. But thats not the strangest part.
This guy pushes a Mannequin around in a wheel chair and claims it's his wife.
From what I hear he lost his wife traumatically so he built a dummy wife from a mannequin and various other materials.
Apparently he was a middle class joe who just lost his noodle when his wife passed.
Just an odd bit of news from my area
I.. I don't know what to say to that.
That's just sad.
Last night as you slept, I touched your face and you smiled!...
but now you frown. A pity. Smiling is healthier.
At 10/22/10 04:16 AM, FlamingHiei wrote: I.. I don't know what to say to that.
That's just sad.
It's bizarre as all get out dude, You see him walk by and it's just like
"wait, wtf?"
he really believes that is his wife too.
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I don't think it's humanly possibly to make a mannequin resembling your dead wife look more fucking creepy than that. It looks like Aunt Jemima if she was a burn victim.
At 10/22/10 05:59 AM, GiantDouche wrote: I don't think it's humanly possibly to make a mannequin resembling your dead wife look more fucking creepy than that. It looks like Aunt Jemima if she was a burn victim.
He really gave her an amazing boob job though.
At 10/22/10 04:18 AM, MuyBurrito wrote: Hey, man, if that's what keeps him Happy, then it's what he should be doing.
Really? This is psychologically healthy to you?
/doublepost
At 10/22/10 06:00 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:At 10/22/10 05:59 AM, GiantDouche wrote: I don't think it's humanly possibly to make a mannequin resembling your dead wife look more fucking creepy than that. It looks like Aunt Jemima if she was a burn victim.He really gave her an amazing boob job though.
Each of her breasts are considerably larger than the head. Speaking of which, I am very curious to see how he would react if someone walked up to him and stole the mannequin's head while he wasn't looking and ran away with it.
OP please arrange this.
At 10/22/10 06:04 AM, GiantDouche wrote: OP please arrange this.
Yeah, let's provoke the mentally unstable man grieving over his wife. That's not horrible in any way and won't cause any severe mental trauma to an already damaged psyche.
You sick bastard.
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ok thats .....thats....thats.... nothing for me to say....
At 10/22/10 06:19 AM, homor wrote:At 10/22/10 06:04 AM, GiantDouche wrote: OP please arrange this.Yeah, let's provoke the mentally unstable man grieving over his wife. That's not horrible in any way and won't cause any severe mental trauma to an already damaged psyche.
You sick bastard.
he is grieving so much he made a facebook page about himself
he's just an attention whore
At 10/22/10 06:23 AM, Sekhem wrote:At 10/22/10 06:19 AM, homor wrote:he is grieving so much he made a facebook page about himselfAt 10/22/10 06:04 AM, GiantDouche wrote: OP please arrange this.Yeah, let's provoke the mentally unstable man grieving over his wife. That's not horrible in any way and won't cause any severe mental trauma to an already damaged psyche.
You sick bastard.
he's just an attention whore
Look at the page, its just the same as any shitty made fanpage. If it was by him it wouldnt be asking for more photos of the guy.
At 10/22/10 06:25 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Look at the page, its just the same as any shitty made fanpage. If it was by him it wouldnt be asking for more photos of the guy.
ah you're right
i didn't really look at it
just assumed
anyways it's dumb
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At 10/22/10 06:27 AM, Sekhem wrote: ah you're right
i didn't really look at it
just assumed
anyways it's dumb
Yeah, the whole facebook fan page system is pretty dumb lol. I'm pretty sure even the guy who washes windows at my local shops has a fanpage.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
I just... i just can't stop laughing! WTF is that thing? That is so fucking creepy and yet so damn hilarious. There are a 1000 ways that he could do this better and yet he made something like that.
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Yeah, whatever.
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At 10/22/10 09:59 AM, EpicFail wrote: Poor guy, that's why I'll never get married.
Really? I thought it was because no one would ever marry you?
At 10/22/10 10:00 AM, KoLdBLooD wrote:
Really? I thought it was because no one would ever marry you?
Yes that is likewise for somebody who lives on the other end of the world and has never met me to say.
A nineteen year old who cracks jokes a twelve year old thinks up.
Yeah, whatever.
PSN ID: REDSiN66
At 10/22/10 06:35 AM, LockPad wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzh_CQC6 N8
WTF is wrong with that guy's hair?
I need some manequins fucking badly.
Tests n' shit.
So a couple things
1.) if you were to steal this mannequin's head as suggested he would kill you.
2.) he didn't make the page someone else did
3.) apparently he's a really nice guy as long as you don't bring up the fact that his wife is fake.
I thought this thread would be about humorous people whose jobs are to act like a mannequin or an animitronic, and then scare the bejeezus out of people.
This thread would be so much happier.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
I'm gonna get as many people as I can and we're all going to make a circle around him.
We will each take turns saying "Your wife is fake", without letting him escape.
Eventually, we will all say "Your wife is fake" simultaneously, as he slowly loses his mind.
I wonder what he does when they're alone.
Nothing like a bit of hot, mannequin sex.
hello
At 10/22/10 01:41 PM, Makakaov wrote: Ask him if he has sex with her.
Everyone knows married people don't have sex.
Life is a performance, and the world is full of critics. Give it your all like it's your last show.
You don't even want to know
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