Spongebob... Doesn't...

[Prodigy]

Have... a... penis...

But seriously, look at him naked in the cartoons. He has no penis.

[Catoblepas]

That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

[HomerSexual]

Sponges don't have penises.
And they don't include that, because it's supposed to be a "kid show", but all the adult stuff they try to hide in their episodes they include.

[Prodigy]

At 10/21/10 05:28 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

He seems to have all other human characteristics.

[Makakaov]

Look at hs nose, and ask yourself again if he has no dick.

[megagrounderx]

Youre not looking hard enough

[ABCAardvark]

his dick is in one of his vagina holes. Thats how he has sex so much

[Catoblepas]

At 10/21/10 05:29 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:28 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

He seems to have all other human characteristics.

No he doesn't. But apparently the penis was the only one that came in your mind FOR SOME REASON

[dx5231]

At 10/21/10 05:28 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

That's odd, because usually sponges talk, and interact with other stuff like humans do.

[Raab]

lol wikipedia
Most sponges are hermaphrodites (function as both sexes simultaneously), although sponges have no gonads (reproductive organs). Sperm are produced by choanocytes or entire choanocyte chambers that sink into the mesohyl and form spermatic cysts while eggs are formed by transformation of archeocytes, or of choanocytes in some species.

[HomerSexual]

At 10/21/10 05:29 PM, Makakaov wrote: Look at hs nose, and ask yourself again if he has no dick.

Yeah, watch spongebob while sitting upside down. His eyes and nose are balls, and a dick.

[Prodigy]

At 10/21/10 05:31 PM, Catoblepas wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:29 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:28 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

He seems to have all other human characteristics.

No he doesn't. But apparently the penis was the only one that came in your mind FOR SOME REASON

- Eyes
- Nose
- Mouth
- Arms
- Legs
- Feet
- Toes
- Hands
- Fingers
- Cheeks
- Eyelashes
- Teeth

and more.

[Ryanson]

There was a scene where his underwear was on his head, over his eyes and nose. If you flipped it upside down, it'd look like Spongebob had an erection.

[Erty]

In the event of emergency and arousal, Spongebob's nose might be substitute for a penis.

[Catoblepas]

At 10/21/10 05:34 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:31 PM, Catoblepas wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:29 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:28 PM, Catoblepas wrote: That's odd... 'cos usually sponges have dicks.

He seems to have all other human characteristics.

No he doesn't. But apparently the penis was the only one that came in your mind FOR SOME REASON

- Eyes
- Nose
- Mouth
- Arms
- Legs
- Feet
- Toes
- Hands
- Fingers
- Cheeks
- Eyelashes
- Teeth

and more.

No. Those are the only things. I think humans have a bit more. Like a head for starters.

[SouthAsian]

At 10/21/10 05:37 PM, ryanson209 wrote: There was a scene where his underwear was on his head, over his eyes and nose. If you flipped it upside down, it'd look like Spongebob had an erection.

I remember that scene definitely a sexual innuendo.I knew other people caught it too .

[Lucy]

Imagine if he did have a penis though, it would no longer be a kids show. Therefore, Spongebob would not exist. Besides, a spongey penis would fail.

[IncendiaryProduction]

I must say I am disappoint in the lack of ms paint cocks in this thread.

[Erty]

At 10/21/10 06:12 PM, Lucy wrote: Imagine if he did have a penis though, it would no longer be a kids show. Therefore, Spongebob would not exist. Besides, a spongey penis would fail.

Penises are made up of a sponge-like flesh, which get filled with blood to make them hard. Are you saying that all penises fail?

[Prodigy]

At 10/21/10 06:14 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I must say I am disappoint in the lack of ms paint cocks in this thread.

As am I.

[Senmetsu]

At 10/21/10 05:40 PM, Catoblepas wrote:

At 10/21/10 05:34 PM, GoldenT00ns wrote:

and more.

No. Those are the only things. I think humans have a bit more. Like a head for starters.

And ears! And knuckles, and a neck, and hips that swivel, I mean.. I could think of many things this sponge doesn't have. Non-porous skin's a good one, how about blood? facial hair? dental hygiene :P well not all of us have that. R.I.P. teeth..

[AllMightyBruce]

Neither does Scooby Doo.

[kittehg0d]

Thats why he hasn't went through puberty yet...

[All-American-Badass]

But can't spongebob reproduce by budding? thus no need for a dick.

[6r0undZ3r0]

It's a fucking cartoon, and he's a fucking sponge. What did you really expect?