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Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:07 PM Reply

Alright, so I found some weird game. It sounds pretty disgusting, so discuss it!

"Get some friends to form a round in some place with a small table in the center of you guys. The table has to have a big cookie on it.
Next, each and every one of you strip your thong, and reveal your sausages. You take your right hand (left hand if you're trying "hand change" or in case your a lefty) and all of you at the same time start fapping.
Each guy must be concentrating on his own fap, and concentrating enough to aim for the cookie. If your sperm landed on the cookie your safe, but that who shot out cum and it missed the cookie suffers great consequences.
He eats the cookie full of sperm from those who didn't miss. And if he refuses to eat the milky cookie, you basically beat him until he accepts to eat it.
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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:08 PM Reply

Ookie cookie. A frat house delight.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:10 PM Reply

I would lose on purpose.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:10 PM Reply

Sounds awesome. I'm defiantly gonna do this with my friends.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:12 PM Reply

....Gonna pretend i never read that...

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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:12 PM Reply

Sounds like my Friday nights except with less semen.

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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:12 PM Reply

We played with a different rule. The one who cums last must eat the cookie.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:13 PM Reply

Definitely the equivalent of the game limp biscuit. Same concept only you jizz on, you guessed it, a biscuit.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:16 PM Reply

I always knew it as "Cum Bagel." And you use a bagel.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:17 PM Reply

At 10/21/10 05:10 PM, Cootie wrote: I would lose on purpose.

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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:19 PM Reply

At 10/21/10 05:17 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 10/21/10 05:10 PM, Cootie wrote: I would lose on purpose.
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Indeed.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 05:20 PM Reply

How big's the cookie?


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:14 PM Reply

So sexy.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:18 PM Reply

My German Teacher told me her brother and his friends used to play this. we were like, wat.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:19 PM Reply

In Australia this game is usually called, 'Soggy Sao'. A game I can assure you I have never and would never play.

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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:20 PM Reply

Wait so you're saying if I lose I get a free cookie AND extra protein?

huh

That's the dumbest game ever! Who'd ever want to NOT lose?

stupid


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:21 PM Reply

You know that game would probably be more enjoyable if you got a girl in the middle instead and had a competition to see who can land it in her mouth from 2 metres away.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:22 PM Reply

Just grab the cookie before anyone has a chance to jizz on it, and eat it.
I also heard a variant where the last guy to cum has to eat it, regardless of distance from the cookie.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:26 PM Reply

At 10/21/10 06:23 PM, HayBayBee wrote: That is soooo gross on so many levels.

You could play vagina juice cookie


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:29 PM Reply

Let's have one with Gagsy, HayBaybee, Haze, and Lucy.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:32 PM Reply

oh I would win at that because if someone tries to beat me up Ill rip out their eyes and eat them


I'm an instigator

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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:32 PM Reply

Have you seriously never heard of this game until now? What are you 12?

I haven't played it or know anyone who has but come on it's been a well known game/joke for ages!


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:36 PM Reply

At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?

Same point to every game

To not lose

The guy below me is gay

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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:40 PM Reply

At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?

To show that there is nothing gay about masturbating with and in front of your friends and/or peers as long as there is a cookie involved.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:42 PM Reply

How do people come up with these games?


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:54 PM Reply

At 10/21/10 06:36 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:
At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?
Same point to every game
To not lose

True.


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:56 PM Reply

At 10/21/10 06:40 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?
To show that there is nothing gay about masturbating with and in front of your friends and/or peers as long as there is a cookie involved.

How can it be gay if we pretend the cookie is a woman?


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Response to Masturbate on a cookie game? Oct. 21st, 2010 @ 06:58 PM Reply

At 10/21/10 06:36 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:
At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?
Same point to every game
To not lose

WHAT?! Someone said about a GAME where someone can LOSE?! THIS DEMANDS MY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION!


Bananular.

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