Masturbate on a cookie game?
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Alright, so I found some weird game. It sounds pretty disgusting, so discuss it!
"Get some friends to form a round in some place with a small table in the center of you guys. The table has to have a big cookie on it.
Next, each and every one of you strip your thong, and reveal your sausages. You take your right hand (left hand if you're trying "hand change" or in case your a lefty) and all of you at the same time start fapping.
Each guy must be concentrating on his own fap, and concentrating enough to aim for the cookie. If your sperm landed on the cookie your safe, but that who shot out cum and it missed the cookie suffers great consequences.
He eats the cookie full of sperm from those who didn't miss. And if he refuses to eat the milky cookie, you basically beat him until he accepts to eat it."
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Ookie cookie. A frat house delight.
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For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
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Sounds awesome. I'm defiantly gonna do this with my friends.
now officially squidified!!!
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....Gonna pretend i never read that...
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The train game sounds more logical than this.
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Sounds like my Friday nights except with less semen.
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We played with a different rule. The one who cums last must eat the cookie.
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Definitely the equivalent of the game limp biscuit. Same concept only you jizz on, you guessed it, a biscuit.
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I always knew it as "Cum Bagel." And you use a bagel.
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At 10/21/10 05:10 PM, Cootie wrote: I would lose on purpose.
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At 10/21/10 05:17 PM, Makakaov wrote:At 10/21/10 05:10 PM, Cootie wrote: I would lose on purpose.,
Indeed.
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My German Teacher told me her brother and his friends used to play this. we were like, wat.
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In Australia this game is usually called, 'Soggy Sao'. A game I can assure you I have never and would never play.
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Wait so you're saying if I lose I get a free cookie AND extra protein?
huh
That's the dumbest game ever! Who'd ever want to NOT lose?
stupid
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You know that game would probably be more enjoyable if you got a girl in the middle instead and had a competition to see who can land it in her mouth from 2 metres away.
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Just grab the cookie before anyone has a chance to jizz on it, and eat it.
I also heard a variant where the last guy to cum has to eat it, regardless of distance from the cookie.
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At 10/21/10 06:23 PM, HayBayBee wrote: That is soooo gross on so many levels.
You could play vagina juice cookie
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Let's have one with Gagsy, HayBaybee, Haze, and Lucy.
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oh I would win at that because if someone tries to beat me up Ill rip out their eyes and eat them
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Have you seriously never heard of this game until now? What are you 12?
I haven't played it or know anyone who has but come on it's been a well known game/joke for ages!
The trick is to use the drugs once to get there, and maybe spend the next ten years trying to get back there without the drug.
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At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?
Same point to every game
To not lose
The guy below me is gay
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At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?
To show that there is nothing gay about masturbating with and in front of your friends and/or peers as long as there is a cookie involved.
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How do people come up with these games?
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This is the the official pass-time for the State of California.
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At 10/21/10 06:36 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?Same point to every game
To not lose
True.
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At 10/21/10 06:40 PM, Gagsy wrote:At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?To show that there is nothing gay about masturbating with and in front of your friends and/or peers as long as there is a cookie involved.
How can it be gay if we pretend the cookie is a woman?
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At 10/21/10 06:36 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:At 10/21/10 06:30 PM, HayBayBee wrote: Whats the point of this game anyway? Besides being nasty?Same point to every game
To not lose
WHAT?! Someone said about a GAME where someone can LOSE?! THIS DEMANDS MY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION!








