Was walking out of walmart which I work at because I was going on my lunch break and walked about 5 minutes down the street to go to a subway near bye. But right before I walked into the parking lot by the subway a homeless man walked up to me asking for money to eat... So I pulled out $5 and said "Get something to eat bro" He took the money from me and said "Thank you" Then quickly cuffed his hands around my face and licked my cheek.
The second that happened I used full force to push him off me immideatly and I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!" At the top of my lungs. Soon as I did this he just ran off.
This is seriously the most fucking random thing that has ever happened to me in my life by a person I've never met.
I have nothing else to say on this matter so discuss I guess.
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
If you give them money, they will buy alcohol and or drugs.
And then lick you.
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I saw a guy who looked like a noonga (Aboriginal in Australia) today on the bus and he smelled like shit and that he'd never had a shower, and the funny part was he was sitting directly under a deodorant advertisement picture.
Hey man, it's like a deer, if you shout it scares them off.
And deers lick as well
At 10/21/10 05:00 AM, PeterM wrote: If you give them money, they will buy alcohol and or drugs.
And then lick you.
Can I have some money?
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
How did this get here? I am not good with internet.
Lick that motherfucker back, see how he likes it.
However, chances are that he was just confused as to what to do and did the first thing that came to mind, which is, in a sense, the worst thing that anyone could possibly do. There are televised incidents of it, just one a few months ago where a politicians kissed a child's stomach (it was creepy) but you could tell that he had no idea what to do. A handshake would suffice.
At 10/21/10 05:00 AM, PeterM wrote: If you give them money, they will buy alcohol and or drugs.
It was just his way of betraying your trust to your face.
At 10/21/10 05:11 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: He gave you aids.
fixed.
At 10/21/10 05:23 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:At 10/21/10 05:11 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: He gave you aids.fixed.
The cure to AIDs is more AIDs
How did this get here? I am not good with internet.
Yeah you should see a doctor, that lick could be fatal.
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I would've beat his ass so badly for licking me with his filthy ass tongue.
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That story is kinda funny. I'm not sure about what else to say.
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So? Go take a shower and forget about it.
He was probally just socially foreign and since he doesn't talk to people much, didn't know how to thank you and thought a lick on the cheek would be appropriate.
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Haha, did you wash your face? I wouldn't.
Yeah, whatever.
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The homeless man should win an award.
Emphasis are great!
Watch out, you might have rabies. Who knows what was on his tounge? (AKA Achohol, drugs, dog poop.) Where do you work at, anyways? It must be in a bad area. I wouldve gotten a detergent bottle and poured the whole thing on my cheek.
I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
Do you know nothing of hobo culture? You're gaining their respect.
And HIV.
You should have turned right round... and some jazz plays... and you embrace.
Find the homeless man and give him $10 this time.
During the next full moon, you will become a Were-Homeless guy.
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he's a shapeshifter.
He's really God in disguise.
that lick is divine. Tongues of fire and all.
At 10/21/10 11:30 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: During the next full moon, you will become a Were-Homeless guy.
A were-bum?
At 10/21/10 05:27 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote:At 10/21/10 05:23 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:The cure to AIDs is more AIDsAt 10/21/10 05:11 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: He gave you aids.fixed.
I see that working. I have on many occasions been told that you put out a fire my adding more fire. I'm sure that you can remove water from somewhere by adding more water. Brb, publishing research paper on this stuff.
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