You're walking down the street...

[b-rod]

...and you meet a man. Now, he's not an exceptionally tall, attractive, smart, well endowed or hygienic. In fact, this man is a raging alcoholic. He smells like he got in a fight with a garbage can full of, well, garbage and lost. Among other indecencies that I'm sure you know all to well; this man is your father.

He bumps into you; a gun falling out of his pocket. You pick up the gun.

Do you...
a) give the gun back to him
b) take the gun to the police. The damn drunkard doesn't need it
c) show the gun off to your friend, accidentally shooting and killing him. Then proceeding to go on a three state wide chase with the cops. Ending with you getting violently killed in a shoot-out with the cops. All cops involved in the shoot-out get medals and a paid vacation. On said vacation, Sgt. Randy (last name withheld) finds his wife having intercourse with the Puerto Rican pool boy. Randy falls into a deep depression and kills himself.
d) eat ice cream on a space ship made of candy

[noov]

kill myself

[Raab]

well your prints would be on the gun so....
d) eat ice cream on a space ship made of candy

[Davidxtrem]

At 10/21/10 01:36 AM, noov wrote: kill myself

Same.

[Painbringer]

I smell copypasta from 4chan.

Other than that, I would be surprised that he's still alive after seeing him dead almost six years ago.

[b-rod]

At 10/21/10 01:45 AM, Painbringer wrote: I smell copypasta from 4chan.

Other than that, I would be surprised that he's still alive after seeing him dead almost six years ago.

Actually, this was painstakingly handwritten by an under-slept mad person. (Me)

[Dosensuppen]

C. Definitely C.

[6r0undZ3r0]

I'd probably do B.

[Whoshotdabear]

you see a little ghost?

[Comrade]

E) All of the above

[Lintire]

Well, if the man is indeed my father, then it would be plain irresponsible leaving him to wonder the streets all drunk with a pocket if gun, and I'd take him home, get him cleaned up and rest, then boot him out of the house in the morning with a warning to be more careful about what he does, but keeping the gun on my person - he shouldn't have it.

But to be true to the BBS, I'd choose option e. after castrating myself and sucking on my balls for several hours to satiate my sex-lust.

[Spilda-Bongwata]

Option c)

I'll smoke weed 6 feet under, next to Sgt. Randy's coffin. Fuck the police!

[walterwagner]

C sounds the most accurate

[CyanSandwich]

I'm gonna have to go with
d) eat icecream on a spaceship made of candy.
Only because i've always wanted to go on a spaceship made of candy.. ever since I saw option d) in this thread.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Anyone who doesn't answer d) is a raging homosexual rapist.

[Platypus]

At 10/21/10 01:45 AM, Painbringer wrote: I smell copypasta from 4chan.

Other than that, I would be surprised that he's still alive after seeing him dead almost six years ago.

oh. *breathes in deeply, runs hand through hair* awkward.

seriously though, sorry

[Me-Patch]

At 10/21/10 01:35 AM, b-rod wrote: ...and you meet a man. Now, he's not exceptionally well endowed

Wait, is he wearing pants?

[Cootie]

I'd shove the gun up my ass.

[Erty]

At 10/21/10 01:35 AM, b-rod wrote: d) eat ice cream on a space ship made of candy

This along with some pancakes and bananas!

[b-rod]

At 10/21/10 06:28 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 10/21/10 01:35 AM, b-rod wrote: ...and you meet a man. Now, he's not exceptionally well endowed

Wait, is he wearing pants?

Well, "like father like son" they always say.

[Fleuve]

?Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do!

[wafflebass25176]

C, and the when I g to heaven after being shot, D.

[blue-ice-cube]

c, definetly.

[Mechabloby]

B if I was to post with a genuine respose.

D if I thought I was a funny fucktard that happened to be popular on the internet.

[b-rod]

At 10/21/10 01:30 PM, Mechabloby wrote: if I happened to be popular on the internet.

You're not? :3

[Wunderbar]

Everyday when you're walkin' down the street...

[Bassanova-001]

Probably A. I don't know why he has a gun, and I don't care.

[jonathanfis]

I guess D. :D

[mothballs]

Where's the option for purposely shooting and killing him?

I guess I'd have to go with D.