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Improve your balance! Oct. 19th, 2010 @ 03:01 PM Reply

http://www.powerbalance.com/powerbalance

Wanna improve your balance and strength and shit like that?

BUY POWER BALANCE!
The company have managed to get big (but apparently not so smart... or ARE they?) stars like SHAQUILLE
O'NEAL OMFG!

This mean this stuff have to work, right? So what is it?

A bracelet. With like, magnets, and some hologram.

This is how it works, copy/paste from the official website:

%u2022What is Power Balance?
Power Balance is Performance Technology designed to work with your body's natural energy field. Founded by athletes, Power Balance is a favorite among elite athletes for whom balance, strength and flexibility are important.

%u2022How Does the Hologram Work?
Power Balance is based on the idea of optimizing the body's natural energy flow, similar to concepts behind many Eastern philosophies. The hologram in Power Balance is designed to resonate with and respond to the natural energy field of the body.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT!

Hell, I should probably have posted this in the troll-science-thread...

Improve your balance!


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Response to Improve your balance! Oct. 19th, 2010 @ 03:03 PM Reply

This is 100% advertisement thread. I simply don't get it.

But i guess i would buy some of those.

TO PUT THEM ON MY PENIS.
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Response to Improve your balance! Oct. 19th, 2010 @ 03:03 PM Reply

Hell, I should probably have posted this in the troll-science-thread...

its troll-physics


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Response to Improve your balance! Oct. 19th, 2010 @ 03:04 PM Reply

but I like falling down stairs..


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Response to Improve your balance! Oct. 19th, 2010 @ 03:04 PM Reply

You sell-out

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Response to Improve your balance! Oct. 19th, 2010 @ 03:22 PM Reply

I'll take forty! If I place them all over my body, my balance will be so perfect that I could walk on air!

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Response to Improve your balance! Oct. 19th, 2010 @ 03:26 PM Reply

Who the fuck needs balance, I'm not a gymnast.


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Response to Improve your balance! Oct. 19th, 2010 @ 03:28 PM Reply

I saw that on T.V. Load of shit.

lol, im going to wear some magnets and then learn to fly

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