Emo Grass Flash Script

[Finck]

Emo Grass Flash

I do not have the resources to bring my script to life. Well, I do, but it would be with Paint and Movie Maker and would then probably get blammed. If anyone wants to use this script, I am fine with it, just give me some credit if you would. So here it is.

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(Start with commercial)
Milly Bays: Hey folks, Milly Bays here with another fantastic product. Are you
sick of going out in sweltering weather to mow your lawn? Well nomore, I bring you
Emo Grass. It is the only grass approved by the United States Coast Guard to cut
itself or your money back. Immitator grasses such as Goth Grass, Heavy Metal
Grass, Popular Blonde Grass, and Sexually Confused Grass just does not cut itself as frequently or as
efectively as Emo Grass. In a consumer test, we have sold Emo Grass for three-
hundred dollars a pound, but now for a limited time, we are selling it for, you
guessed it, $19.95. That is right, get five pounds emotionally fucked up grass
seeds now for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

(T.V. turns off)
Character 1: Hmm. *picks up phone* (cue dile tones tones)

(3 weeks later on Character 1's lawn)

Character 1: This is great, I sold my mower and made more money back then what I had paid on the seeds. Seriously, just get down and look at the grass actually cuts itself.

(Character 1 and 2 lower their heads to the lawn. Cue grass scene which is a bunch of grass)

Emo Grass1: Life is pointless. We are all just born to suffer and then wither away as though we never existed.

Emo Grass2: That is deep. Makes me feel like trying to just end all my suffering right now.

(uses a giant ax on head and regrows eyes in a lower position) Why won't it end!

Character 2: That's fucked up.

(End episode, cue credits.)

[Finck]

Sorry the formatting is kinda bleh. I just copied it out of a word processing program and did some tidying up of it.

[EmoFox12]

a little late man Mays is dead. PS WTF EMO GRASS?! (dont care, just think its really weird)

[TheLameSauce]

won't my emo grass look all wilted and pale?

i haven't seen this particular form(self-mutilating lawn) of ridiculing emos, but in general terms it's really not an original idea. emos cut themselves-that's not even beating a dead horse, it's rattling the bones. as for more specifically, your script isn't that good. the generalized idea inspires an upturn corner of the mouth at best, and each individual joke is cheap and easy like bunting off a tee (see my opening joke, took three seconds).

the idea of taking a pun and making into a short flash is a proven formula and you could find some success with it. however, i wouldn't invest too much effort in this effort. it's just not that great.