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Pokemon You Wanna Eat?

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Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 16:54:35


First: the article/list is old. 2008 old.

Second: Pokemon are fictional.

After reading this multi-paged article, it got me thinking. And since thinking, for me, is dangerous... I thought instead I'd just post this here and have you guys comment on it.

Also, what Pokemon do you wanna eat?


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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 16:56:12



BLM | ANTIFA

Life's a performance, so give it your all like it's your last show.

MINDCHAMBER DREW THE CAST FOR MY GAME WOW

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 16:58:10


Krabby.

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 17:00:29


I don't know about eating, I'd rather smoke an oddish.

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 17:00:44


I found this picture.

ENJOY

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 17:24:49


Geodude.

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 17:55:32


I'm going with Stantler, buneary, and farfetch'd. A good meal of wild game.

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:00:23


Jigglypuff of course!

mmmm tasty

i feel stupid, and contagious

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:02:07


I bet this sucka tastes like fuckin' pineapple

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От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:03:38


I'm so hungry, I could eat a snorlax.

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:04:23


Digdug or whatever it's called.

Looks like a chocolate bar.

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:06:49


At 10/16/10 05:21 PM, ABCAardvark wrote: VIDEO GAME FORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

well pokemon isnt exactly only a video game so no...

also i would eat a farfetch any day they even got some vegetables included :D

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:08:18


At 10/16/10 04:55 PM, MrPercie wrote: the one thats a cow

Miltank is a cow pokemon, i'm not sure if there are anymore though.


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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:26:27


Hrmmm I guess i would eat a charizard

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:31:16


Geodude

cause i'm fucking hardcore

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:37:35


I'm in the mood for something spicy, so I would go and eat a Charizard.


THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE!

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 18:40:24


I'd eat out a Gardevoir.


And that's perception.

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:08:02


I reckon Treecko would be pretty tasty. High in fibre too.


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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:13:39


pokemon don't die, they can only faint

ditto

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:15:14


Ask says Pikachus are pretty tasty.

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"Soup actually isn't a spam crew ... Except for Narcissy, that guy sucks." - ih8dude

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:34:56


He tastes like what ever you want him to taste like!

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Cause Why not?!

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:39:51


They taste so much of shit it's disappointing.

Don't.

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Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:41:43


i fucking hate marshmallows.


Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:42:51


Rapidash, I wouldn't have to cook it or anything, just kill it and feast.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:43:30


Kirlia...

Why must I be attracted to little girls?

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 19:44:51


I'd eat a Ditto. I'm not really in the mood for anything new, so hopefully it'll just replicate the contents of my stomach and taste as good at the same time - I'm probably sure it'll have the consistency of marshmellow once consumed. At least, while they're alive.

Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 20:15:34


voltorb, because im a MAN


If you read this, the terrorists win.

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 20:20:21


Miltank.


"On rainy days, I just sit there and make deals with the devil. The fun never ends..."

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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 20:26:01


At 10/16/10 07:39 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: They taste so much of shit it's disappointing.

Don't.

I .fucking. LOVED. that cereal!


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Response to Pokemon You Wanna Eat? 2010-10-16 20:26:19


i bet a squirtle will make good soup

i always thought ditto would taste like taffy


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