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I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:38 PM Reply

Fuck poor people. Yesterday when me and my friend were going back to my place, he had to stop and get some money from some people that owed him. We stop there and stay for about 30 minutes. I gotta tell you, those were some white trash, dirty motherfuckers. After we left, we went back to my place and just chilled. About an hour later, my head starts itching like a motherfucker. I go in the bathroom to see why it was itching so bad. I thought it was just dry skin, since I have short hair. But I was in there, picking LICE out of my head. It sucks ass, and I got all of them out I think. The rest of the night I was shampooing my hair and using all this stuff to get them out.

So, have you ever had any lice experience.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:39 PM Reply

Shave off your fucking head.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:39 PM Reply

ewwww you have cooties !!


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:41 PM Reply

At 10/16/10 04:38 PM, Silentkat wrote: Fuck poor people. Yesterday when me and my friend were going back to my place, he had to stop and get some money from some people that owed him. We stop there and stay for about 30 minutes. I gotta tell you, those were some white trash, dirty motherfuckers. After we left, we went back to my place and just chilled. About an hour later, my head starts itching like a motherfucker. I go in the bathroom to see why it was itching so bad. I thought it was just dry skin, since I have short hair. But I was in there, picking LICE out of my head. It sucks ass, and I got all of them out I think. The rest of the night I was shampooing my hair and using all this stuff to get them out.

So, have you ever had any lice experience.

My cousins are some slovenly motherfuckers.
They spent the night way back when I was like 13, and they gave my little sister lice after sharing a bed with her.

Of course I got the shit too.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:41 PM Reply

I bet you also got AIDS.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:42 PM Reply

I did once, the easiest way to kill them without shampoo, if you have any ashes from a grill or firepit still fluffy put it on your hair and massage it in, I guess the ash cloud it creates is deadly to the lice, its equivilent to a human with a poison gas in a room.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:42 PM Reply

that fuckin sucks bro. i had some pretty bad dandruff like 2 years ago lol was awful but lice, that's not cool man. i hope you're not wearing sunglasses right now because lice is NOT cool


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:42 PM Reply

At 10/16/10 04:38 PM, Silentkat wrote: stuff

Man that sucks for you.

I've had head lice before, and when I got all of them out, the shampoo gave me a dry scalp and I started getting dandruff.
I didn't have dandruff before I used the shampoo. And now I do.
Its Nasty.

DAMN YOU HEAD LICE!!!!

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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:43 PM Reply

Of course I have. Just make your hair dirty. Lice hate dirty hair.

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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:43 PM Reply

I find a nice dose of lice is pretty relaxing every week or so.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 04:47 PM Reply

At 10/16/10 04:42 PM, Kanon wrote: I did once, the easiest way to kill them without shampoo, if you have any ashes from a grill or firepit still fluffy put it on your hair and massage it in, I guess the ash cloud it creates is deadly to the lice, its equivilent to a human with a poison gas in a room.

You could say that was a

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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 08:41 PM Reply

At 10/16/10 04:39 PM, CoCo wrote: Shave off your fucking head.

That's kind of impossible.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 08:50 PM Reply

wash EVERYTHING your sheets, pillow case, your pillow, your blanket, and shave your head now or you'll regret it later.

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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 08:51 PM Reply

At 10/16/10 04:39 PM, GrandePlatano wrote: ewwww you have cooties !!

You mean Yamor is in Silentkat's hair!? This is terrible!


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 08:54 PM Reply

Bullshit, cats don't get lice.

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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 08:56 PM Reply

At 10/16/10 08:54 PM, mothballs wrote: Bullshit, cats don't get lice.

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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 09:49 PM Reply

At 10/16/10 04:39 PM, GrandePlatano wrote: ewwww you have cooties !!

Are you saying that I am a louse? Go fuck yourself.

I have lice.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 09:52 PM Reply

At 10/16/10 09:49 PM, Cootie wrote:
At 10/16/10 04:39 PM, GrandePlatano wrote: ewwww you have cooties !!
Are you saying that I am a louse? Go fuck yourself.

I made that joke first.

Now make like a tree, get the fuck out of here.

I have lice.


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Response to I have lice. Oct. 16th, 2010 @ 09:55 PM Reply

I have terrible dandruff, no lice. Funny thing is Head n Shoulders shoulders doesn't work, its the cheap ass suave dandruff shampoo that works like a charm.